《ASMR Scripts》Pizza Night
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Oh, you're finally here! Thanks love, I've been craving pizza for days now haha. Do you ever get a craving so bad, that no matter what you eat, it can't make the hunger go away until you eat what you've been craving? I get like that sometimes, but luckily I have the bestest partner in the whole wide world! You always help me satisfy my cravings.
(Out if context.)
Oh, I guess that could be taken out of context, but you know what I meant. You're so pervy sometimes haha. Don't worry, I still love you. No matter how pervy you may be, you will always have my heart.... As long as you always have the pizza. Kidding, I'm kidding haha. Anyways, did you get pepperoni?
(Yeah.)
Yay, thanks love. Has anyone ever told you how amazing you are? Because you're pretty amazing. *smooch* Mmm, don't start with me, I'm too hungry for activities right now. *smooch* Okayyy haha, come on, let's eat. You know, you're too cute for your own good sometimes. What kind of toppings did you get on your pizza?
(Random.)
Oh, that sounds good. I just like pepperoni though, or maybe just cheese. Does that make me simple? I don't know, I like what I like. It smells sooo good.
(What are you doing?)
What am I doing? I'm eating pizza, what does it look like I'm doing cutie?
(Backwards?)
Yeah, I always eat my pizza crust first. Once I get the crust out of the way, I can enjoy the rest of my pizza. We've been dating for five months now, have we never eaten pizza together?
(Guess not.)
Wow, that's kind of interesting to think about. Awe, this is our first pizza night together. It's so cute, not sure why I think it's cute, but it is. I feel the cuteness building up in my soul. Or, maybe it's my hunger getting the best of me haha. Can we cuddle and watch "Toy Story 2" while eating?
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(Sure.)
Great, I'll get the snuggle quilt. Mmm, there we go. I love this movie. I think it's one of my favorites actually.
(Why?)
I'm not sure why. Maybe because of its bloopers at the end of the movie. This movie just brings back some good memories. Besides, you know I have a soft spot for plushies and toys. You know how many stuffed animals I have?
(A lot.)
That's right, too many to count haha. My room would be dull without all of them, and I have to have something to snuggle against when you're not here.
(Call?)
I know I can call you whenever, and I appreciate that sweety, but I can't disturb you everytime I get lonely. I'm all ready needy enough as it is haha.
(It's my duty.)
Oh, you're saying it's your duty as my boyfriend? Awe, you are such a sweetheart! I don't know how I got so lucky. *smooch* Mmm, and your kisses taste so good. Right now they taste like pizza, but I'm not complaining. I'd kiss you even with onion breath, and you know how much I hate onions. I guess in a way, I'm trying to tell you how much you mean to me.
(You deserve it.)
You think I deserve your kindness? I don't see how. I feel like I'm this clingy, annoying gremlin, who feeds off of your attention.
(Cute gremlin.)
The cutest gremlin? Haha, thanks love, you're too kind. *smooch* You always smell so good. I don't know what soap you use, but it makes me want to cuddle you even more.
(Yeah?)
Yeah haha. Mmm, and I love running my nails along your arms. It's like a sweet passion in a way. Hey, you're eyes keep closing. Are you getting sleepy love? I know you've had a long day. Did you want to go lay down?
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(Mhmm.)
Okay, let's turn this off, and get to the bedroom then. Come on sweet stuff, you'll sleep funny and be sore tomorrow if you don't move to the bed. My couch is too small to lay on. It's just perfect enough for cuddling while sitting, but that's about it. Now let's go haha.
(Okay.)
There, this is much more comfy than the couch. It's a little chilly though, but I'll warm you up love. Just have to snuggle up against you, like thisss. Mmm, that's better. You're always so warm, but I guess being wrapped up like this helps. *smooch* I appreciate all you do for me, and you handle my clinginess pretty well. If I ever get on your nerves though, you have to tell me. I never want to upset you and be over the top.
(You're not annoying.)
I'm glad you don't think I'm annoying, it's a weight off of my chest. I just get easily excited. I'm like a puppy when I see you. My heart starts racing, and I run over to your side, eager for your love and attention. You always happily give me your attention as well. I do my best to let you work, so you can at least have some time to yourself haha. Other than that, I try to be by your side, unless you desperately need some alone time, then I understand. I like our time together. Going on a walk around the block, getting food together, sleeping together, taking a shower together.... I love helping you wash your hair, and body, while sneaking in a few kisses here and there. *smooch* Maybe I can help you wash your hair again tomorrow morning? Mmm, yeah, and I'll help you with your shoulders, your arms, and your back... You know, just showing you how much I love and appreciate you. *smooch* Want me to rub your back until you fall asleep? I don't mind, makes me feel good to know I can help you sleep.
(Answer.)
Okay love, let me just readjust myself. Mmm, there, all comfy. Does this feel okay?
(Mhmm.)
Good, glad I can be of service haha. You look so calm when you're sleepy. No stress, no worries, all you have to worry about is dreaming. My talking probably isn't helping though haha. I can't help it, you're just so cute! *smooch* Buuuut I suppose I should sleep as well. Goodnight love, sweet dreams.
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