《GUARD | Billie Eilish》first impression
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"holy fucking shit" i gasped, shocked to see the house in front of us
"this is ours?" Finneas questioned
"for the next six months" mother smiled
"you sure we are in england" i laughed
"honey, we're not in central london meaning houses aren't as cramped" mother said
She was right, we weren't exactly in London, we were outside of it on the south west side. But fuck did this house look nice.
It had three bedrooms which was perfect for all of us and they were a good size too. Outside the back was a pool which was strange to see since hardly any british houses had built in pools.
"when did you say we were meeting Robyn" I yelled
"in an hour they are coming"
"THEY?"
I didn't get an answer back.
"I NEED AN ANSWER, I DON'T THINK ROBYN STANDS FOR TWO PEOPLE"
Still no reply..
Yeah whatever I guess.
So I have an hour until 'they' show up whatever that means, so i'm going to listen to music because why the fuck not
"patty cake,
patty cake,
work my wrist like patty cake,
two white bitches like mary-kate,
oop want beef like patty cake aye"
I sung along to the song completely vibing to the music getting lost in the moment.
"BILLIE" I heard my name get yelled
"Shit it's already been an hour what the fuck" I panicked to myself "fuck" i groaned
I grabbed my phone and brushed my hair quickly as I don't want to give a bad impression
As I crept down the stairs I heard talking and there was definitely more than one person who had joined us
"Billie" my mother smiled
"hey sorry I didn't realise the time" i smiled to see a women who I could already tell was Robyn and.. a man?
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"hi sorry for the change of plan but I'm Jake and I will be Finneas' body guard as we realised you both would be at different places at the same time" he smiled putting his hand out to shake
"ah well it's nice to meet you" i smiled taking his hand "you must be Robyn" I said looking towards her
"the one and only" she smirked taking her hand out
Fuck she's hot.
"h-hi" i stuttered taking it in mine
Fuck they are so soft.
"so will you be guarding my mum and dad as well?" Finneas asked pulling me away from staring into Robyn's eyes and realising I was literally shaking her hand a little too long
"well, not exactly as it shouldn't be a problem for them to be out but if that's an issue we can sort something out" Jake said
"no that's perfect actually but we will keep that offer in mind" My father nodded
"I actually have to be in a meeting in 45 minutes" I mumbled
"we best get going then" Robyn said
"yes we should" I said back
"okay be safe girls" My mum said after us as we were getting up to leave
Fuck now I'm left with her alone.
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