isabella and freddy skipped class so they could hook up in his car.

isabella pulled away and freddy looked at her with a strange look.

"what's wrong?" freddy asked her.

"i just feel like lately all we do is have sex. when was the last time we just hung out?" isabella asked him.

"so, you just wanna talk?" freddy asked her.

"yeah, i think that would be nice." isabella replied before freddy let out a sigh.

"listen, bella. i kinda feel like i should get back to class. i'm sorry." freddy said making isabella feel guilty.

"oh, okay, then." isabella said before she got out of the car.

she skipped the rest of her classes that day and she just went back home. she told her parents she wasn't feeling well.

-

everyone was in the basement. isabella saw hyde and kelso bringing down a keg.

"how did you find it?" fez asked them.

"we were driving down the road, man, and there she was." hyde told him.

"i wonder who leaves there keg out in the middle of the road." isabella said.

"oh, it was the beer in the headlights. that is my first american joke." fez said as he laughed.

"wow. how often do you find a mysterious keg of free beer?" eric asked.

"only once in a while." kelso said.

"you're right, forman. man, you are absolutely right. when god gives you a keg, you've gotta..." hyde began.

"kill a virgin." fez said.

"no. throw a party." eric said.

"whoa! go for it, eric." donna told him.

"yeah, we'll throw a party. gonna charge 2 bucks a head." eric said.

"2 bucks a head. a keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. if we each drink three beers a piece..." kelso began.

"no way. sophomores gonna drink one, maybe." hyde said.

"true." kelso said.

"yeah. and the freshman, he's gonna drink a half." hyde said.

"so that averages out to 1.5 beer per person, which means we can invite 112 people. that's 224 bucks." kelso said.

"cash." hyde said.

"which is decent." kelso said.

"if only you did this well in school." isabella told kelso.

"okay, grab some ice out of the deep freeze, i'll grab the tub." eric said.

"that is one sweet mama." fez said about the keg.

"yeah." kelso said laughing.

"hey, gang." kitty said as they quickly hid the keg behind the shower curtain.

"oh, oh, don't mind me. just came down to do an emergency presoak. on my nurses uniform. you remember mr. wilbur, the fireman? well, he came in today with a sebaceous cyst, which is a, um, a pocket of fluid that's kind of like a pusy bath oil bead under the skin. and you think it's solid, but if you take an instrument and you pierce the core and then you apply pressure with your thumb..." kitty began but eric walked in to save everyone from the horrible story.

"well, hi, snicklefritz, what are you doing with the tub?" kitty asked him.

"oh. the tub. we were just working on a class project." eric said.

"we're making a volcano. snicklefritz." hyde said.

"out of ice? well, i think it might melt." kitty said.

"well, you heard her. let's move it, gang." eric said.

"okay, well, have fun." kitty said before going back upstairs.

"guys, we've got to get the keg out of here." eric said.

"well, where are we having the party?" donna asked.

"beats me. if you guys need me i'll be with jackie over at our secret make out place." kelso said.

"secret make out place." donna said.

"it's this vacant house over on sherman. i mean, this place is great. it's totally private. i mean, you can get away with about anything there. so, if you guys find a place for that keg, let me know." kelso said leaving the room.

they all stood waiting to see if he'd come to the same realization as them.

"i've got an idea!" kelso said coming back in the room.

"there it is!" isabella said.

-

"michael, this is our secret make out place. i did not swipe the key from my mother's real estate office so that you could have a party." jackie said.

"i know it's like a bonus. and i'm doing it for you, baby." kelso told her.

"okay." jackie replied.

"empty pool, empty house, full keg. you sure know hot to show a girl a good time." donna said to eric.

"yeah, well, i don't color outside the lines often, but when i do, jump back, loretta." eric said.

"i don't care when you ate, fez, get in the pool now." hyde shouted.

"if i get a cramp, it will be on your head." fez said.

"come on, fez." isabella said.

"hurry up and drink your keg." jackie said.

"hurry up and drink a keg?" hyde asked her.

"jackie, will you just mellow out? i mean, this rules. we've got a keg, and soon everybody's gonna be here." kelso said.

"everybody?" jackie asked.

"everybody who matters. and for the first time, jackie, that includes you." eric said.

everyone met in the middle to hug jackie.

"no, get away from me!" jackie shouted as everyone pulled away.

"you heard her, let's drink beer." hyde said.

"me first." kelso said.

"no way, i spotted it." donna said.

"no, i saw it, too, i just didn't say anything." kelso said.

"you saw a keg and you didn't say anything? back of the line." hyde said.

"all right, how do you get the beer out?" eric asked.

"through the tap." hyde said.

"what tap?" eric asked.

"well, this isn't gonna work." isabella said seeing there was no tap.

"no!" hyde cried out and hugged the keg.

"okay, we really need a tap here." hyde said standing up beside isabella.

"i got my swiss army knife." kelso said.

"oh, great, we can whittle the beer out." hyde said.

"all right, look, they sell tapes at the liquor store." donna said.

"yeah, and who's got the money to buy it, huh?" hyde said as they all looked at jackie.

"why would i bring money to our secret make out place, michael?" jackie asked.

"okay, i've got my gas money." eric said.

"no, eric, we're not gonna take your gas money." donna said.

"hey, it doesn't matter. by the end of the night we'll have made over 200$." eric said.

"he's right." isabella said.

"yeah." kelso cheered.

"michael, how are we gonna make 200$?" jackie asked him.

"i don't know." kelso replied.

"hey, who's buying the tap?" eric asked.

"you buy, i'll fly." kelso said grabbing the money and climbing up the pool latter.

"no, michael, you are... michael, come back here! michael, i'm talking to you. michael!" jackie shouted but he left.

"welcome to the pool. i am your host, fez. 2$, please." fez said to the two boys that came down.

"what is going on?" jackie asked.

"i didn't want to tell you before, jackie, but we've taken it upon ourselves to help your mom show off the house at 2 bucks a head." eric said.

"i'm gonna go now." isabella said getting out of the pool to go sit with hyde and donna.

"he's lying to jackie, man. i lie to jackie. you know, it seems to me that the scrawny little neighbor boy is willing to engage in criminal acts for that saucy redhead next door." hyde told donna.

"shut up. how do you know he's not doing it to impress his friends? you know, peer pressure." donna said.

"because his friends aren't saucy." hyde said.

"isabella's saucy." donna said.

"okay, but i'm eric's best friend." isabella said.

"kelso' saucy." donna said.

"kelso? please, i'm saucier than kelso." hyde replied as isabella laughed.

-

kelso came back with the tap and he passed it over to donna.

"it's broken." donna told him.

"i brought duct tape." kelso said.

"fantastic." isabella said sarcastically.

"duct tape? do you know how much pressure runs through that tap?" hyde asked him.

"i got a whole roll of duct tape." kelso said.

"i can't work like this. forman, you need to get your dad's tap now." hyde said.

"my dad doesn't have a tap." eric said.

"oh, please." isabella said rolling her eyes.

"red's got bicentennial swizzle sticks. he's got fake lemons with real lemon juice. he's got toothpicks shaped like swords. red forman is a cocktail dad. and cocktail dads have beer taps." hyde said.

"yeah, come on, eric, we never ask you for anything." kelso said as isabella chuckled.

"you guys ask me for everything." eric said.

"so, what's one more thing?" kelso asked.

"no, forget it. i've done enough today already. count me out." eric said.

the guys who broke kelso's tap ended up getting yelled at by eric and they left after that.

"we came here to have a party... and with god as my witness there will be a party." eric said hopping up on the ladder of the pool.

while they were waiting for eric to come back, isabella went to sit by herself in the corner of the pool. hyde noticed her and he sat beside her.

"what's up with you? you love a good party." hyde said making isabella let out a sigh.

"today at school i was with freddy and i was telling him how lately i just feel like all we do is have sex, you know? and you know what he did? he said he had to go." isabella said.

she noticed hyde had an angry look on his face but he was trying to contain himself. he did care for isabella.

"that's pretty harsh, man. you don't deserve someone like that." hyde told her.

"i just think maybe i hurt his feelings? i don't know i just can't help but feel guilty." isabella said.

as hyde looked at isabella, he couldn't help but feel bad for her. he didn't want her to feel guilty for something when she wasn't the one doing anything wrong.

before he could respond jackie came running over to the empty pool.

"everybody in the deep end! my mother is showing the house!" jackie said.

"now?" donna asked her.

"people work." jackie replied.

"okay, quiet down, everybody." donna shouted.

jackie's mother came around the pool with the potential buyers and they stopped when they saw all the people in the pool.

"the deck is new... and this lovely tile walkway leads directly to the pool... which is filled with some of the local kids. heavily caucasian. it's a nice neighborhood." jackie's mother said.

-

"i stole my dad's tap!" eric said.

his face dropped when he saw hyde, donna, isabella, fez kelso, bob, red and two cops.

"back from those thieves." eric said.

"save it, eric." isabella said.

afterwards hyde, fez, kelso and isabella left while eric and donna got yelled at by their parents.