"What is it, Charlie?"

I know I said

I don't think about relationships

but Alice is different.

She's my best friend.

My only friend.

"Do you think you're

going to get laid tonight?"

She laughs, and her laughter rings

as much as it can ring

in a Big Red Car

while it speeds down the highway.

"You have no tact, Charles."

I realize it wasn't a great conversation starter,

but we're friends and I don't think it should be awkward.

I didn't know what else to say

to keep my voice from mentioning

my love for her.

"But the answer is yes. And I'm hoping you'll be able to say the same to me one day."

I suddenly crave burgers.