Alice drives

a Big Red Car,

and it always makes me think

of The Wiggles.

"I seriously need to find you a boyfriend," she begins.

"He can share babysitting duties with me."

Alice thinks

I like boys

because I'm quiet

and I like pink

and am girly

but I really never thought about

being in a relationship

with anyone.

I don't have the heart

to tell her otherwise

because she'll make a face

like she just sipped on sour milk.