《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》f o u r
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"hi. can you please stop calling me. youve been calling for the past hour"
"then please sir. explain why ive been getting calls from this number."
"butt dialing. you. butt. dialed. me."
"thats supposed to be like a sarcastic laugh, buddy. but seriously. you butt dialed me in the twenty first century. in 2018. i didnt think that was possible."
"how do you survive with your caveman technology? i know i couldnt"
"yea...ok. well bye."
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