《Hating Old People ~ Kakashi's Daughter Naruto Fanfiction》3) It's Nice to Meet You
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Yep, that just happened, hope you enjoy this one :) There's another appearance of Mr >.
Kida's POV
Izumo and Kotetzu led me into the building and up several stairs until we reached a set of wooden double doors. I was surprised that they let me bring my weapons in an official building where their village leader was, but hey, I'm not one to complain. They both stood in front of me as Izumo knocked on the door. Shortly after, an authorative but aged voice said "Come in" from the other side of the doors.
Izumo and Kotetsu each pushed one side of the double doors open and stood to the side, leaving me standing in the middle of the doorway. An elderly man wearing white and red robes sat behind a large wooden desk in the centre of the room, the he removed the pipe he had been smoking from his lips as he looked up from his paper work and stared at me. Another man wearing a green vest, with his brown hair in a ponytail and a horizontal scar running over the bridge of his nose stood to the side of the desk. Both their eyes widened for a moment before going back to normal, the old man who I'm assuming is the Hokage stared in between Izumo and Kotetsu who stood on either side of the open doors keeping their faces blank and seemed to be trying not to look at each other in order to maintain their composure.
Izumo was the first to speak, which I'm glad someone did because the silence was getting uncomfortable. "This girl approached the front gate wanting to speak with you, Hokage sir". The Hokage eyed me warmly and smiled. Damn it. These old people and their kind faces, I can pretty much hear the gears turning in his head as he evaluates me. "Come forward child, what's your name and why have you asked an audience with me?" The Hokage asked in his soft, some what gravely voice.
I stepped further in to the room, I heard Izumo and Kotetsu close the doors behind me. I turned my head around, worried that they have left me alone with the 2 new people. But they were now leaning on the closed double doors with their arms crossed over their chests and slight smiles on their faces. I turned back to the Hokage and, keeping my face completely void of emotion, replied in an even tone which surprised me considering the anxiety that I was experiencing at this moment, "My name is Kida, and I have travelled to this village looking for living relatives". I stated it as though I was reading from a text book.
"Do you have a sir name?" The Hokage asked me smiling slightly. "No Hokage sir, I've always only been Kida". This was true, my mum raised me alone till she died when I was 5, I don't know anything of her family but I know they weren't in the picture for that part of my childhood that I remember. My statement seemed to shock and confuse the people in the room so I followed up with "I know that my father was a ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village 12 years ago, and since I don't look like my mother I'm assuming that I look like my father." This was also true, as I grew up, I noticed that none of the characteristics of my mother that I can remember were becoming evident in me. Not her black hair or her emerald green eyes that used to look at me so lovingly for that part of my life.
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They all continued to stare at me and I considered removing my mask to see if they could better see if I looked like any ninja that they knew. As uncomfortable as I was doing it, I reached up to pull my mask down, the Hokage raised his hand and said in a slightly amused tone "No Kida, there's no need for that" Thank God, my hand went back to rest at my side as the Hokage gestured for Iruka to go closer to him. He whispered it, but my keen ears still heard him "Iruka, can you find Kakashi and bring him back here"
With that, the man I now know as Iruka disappeared in a cloud of smoke, hardly any time passed when Iruka returned in a cloud of smoke on the side of the Hokage's desk that he had been standing, followed immediately by another cloud of smoke that appeared on the other side of the desk.
The new man that appeared in the Hokage's office was tall, lean and muscular, he wore black ninja pants and a green vest with a long sleeved black shirt underneath it. But my attention was immediately brought to his face... and that hair. His silver hair defied gravity, he must use gel in it or something to make it stand up that way. Wait...no, no one would willingly style their hair that way, it must me natural and completely unavoidable. Glad I missed that genetic trait, I don't think I could pull it off. The lower half of his face was covered with a black mask and his left eye was covered by his slanted leaf ninja head band. The right corner was the only visible part of his face, his black eye made him look bored and uninterested, but then widened as the smoke around him cleared and I became visible to him.
Kakashi's POV
I stared at the young girl in front of me. Her silver hair fell over her shoulders and covered her left eye in a side fringe. She wore a black mask that covered the lower half of her face and her black visible eye became wider as she stared at me. This is impossible, it's like looking in a mirror. What? Wait, wait, what?
Kida's POV
I had thought this through, I planned on very calmly telling him my name, maybe shake his hand. I was going to explain that there was no obligation for him to look after me or even acknowledge my existence and then I was going to calmly leave the same way that I had come.
But now that I'm looking right at him, his one visible black eye, wide with surprise, the shock of silver hair that piled messily on his head, we're even wearing similar masks. It all just rushed at me... which led me to completely discard my original plan and just think to myself... f>.
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My leg moved so fast that it was barely visible to the other people in the room, there was a small thump as my foot made contact with the silver haired man’s shin. He gasped in pain and knelt down on his now injured leg. "It's nice to meet you!" I almost yelled in a very uneasy and slightly high pitched voice before dodging around the shocked man in front of me and jumping easily out the open window of the Hokage's office.
3rd Person POV
She moved so fast, they all needed a few seconds to register what had happened.
Kakashi raised his head looking from his place kneeling on the floor to where the girl once stood, now staring wide eyed in disbelief and shock at the empty space in front of him.
The Hokage sat in his seat, wide eyed, slowly turning around to look out the window that the silver haired girl had leapt from.
Iruka's jaw hit the floor in shock and his eyes looked to be nearly popping out of his head as he stared between where the girl had been standing and the window where he saw a flash of black and silver.
Izumo and Kotetsu still stood leaning against the doors of the room, jaws hanging open, dumbfounded, staring between Kakashi kneeling on the ground in shock and pain and the window that the blur of silver and black had disappeared through before making eye contact with each other and doubling over in hysterical laughter.
The noise of Izumo and Kotetsu broght Kakashi out of his shock induced trance, looking around wildly he suddenly stood and leapt from the same window that the silver haired girl had disappeared though just moments before.
Kida's POV
I ran and leapt over the roof tops, as fast as my legs could go. That counts as meeting my father, ok, I'm done, I met my family, my promise to Ms Takashima is fulfilled. It counts, that's it, I'm done,
I'm out of here. I heard a yell from behind me "Wait! Stop! Talk to me!" The mans voice sounded desperate and full of anguish, I flicked my head slightly to confirm it, he was about 100 metres away, but yep, the silver haired man that was most definitely my father was now chasing after me on the roof tops.
He was fast, but with my running through the mountains, I was just as fast. I leapt down from the roof of one of the buildings, narrowly avoiding a group of kids around my age. A blonde haired, blue eyed boy in an orange jump suit, a pinkette girl in a red dress and blakette boy in a blue shirt. The blonde boy and the pinkette both screamed at me as I barrelled through them "YOU'RE LATE!!!!!" They screamed after me followed by a "Wait... what?" I don't know what their problem was, but I was not slowing down to find out.
3rd Person POV
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke stood in the middle of the street dumbfounded. Their expressions were identical representations of shock and confusion. Their eyes bulged out of their heads, their hair stuck up on end and their bottom jaws hit the floor.
Sasuke recovered first, followed by the other 2 as they pulled their jaws off the ground again and continued to squint after the girl that had barrelled passed them. "Wait... what? Why's Kakashi-sensei disguised as a 12 year old girl?" Naruto said slowly squinting even harder at the dust trail the girl had left behind. "It wasn't Kakashi-sensei you idiot, it just looked like him is all" Sakura said know-it-ally trying to disguise her own confusion as she stared at the now disappearing dust trail. "Hn" was all Sasuke had to say.
Kakashi then leapt down from the roof top, landing in a crouch, almost squashing his own students. They all looked at him in shock and confusion as he stood up beside them, wide eyed and looking very confused himself. His confusion then turned into serious determination as he stared at the very faint dust trail that led to his daughter and said to his student "We're on a new Mission: Catch that Girl" before bolting down the gravel street at lightning speed.
After registering what their sensei had just said, they followed the pursuit in a V formation before spreading out to cover more of the village, still heading in the same direction that the silver haired girl had been running.
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