《Viva Las Vegas》Madness & Mayhem
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Usually, either one of the 3 or 2 would randomly wake up and have no memory of what happened till after. This time it's all happening here; they're intoxicating themselves with alcohol, while carrying out other randomly suspicious activities, that they'll question later with a short term memory loss in the morning or whenever they snap out of it really.
MORE MORE MORE!!!! More V please!
Rebel!!! Get down off that ball thing up there! You'll crush it, let me have a go.
I came in like a wrecking ball!!! (sings retardedly).
woo! When I walk in the club, All eyes on me, I'm with the party rock crew, All drinks are free, We like ciroc, We love patrone, We came to party rock, Everybody it's on, Shots shots shots shots shots shots. HEY! AUSSIE LOOK!
NO! Go away. GO SUCK IT! SUCK ON YOUR DAMN DRINK! SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!
I wanna suck it.. what are we sucking?!
Ma drinks boo!
Boo? I'm straight, I want a man. Not you, Emma.
Chillax. I was just having some fun... let's go outside and have more fun.
I'll stay here and wait for this ball to stop moving.
Come on!! I want some of that ball!
NO!
Sharing is caring or there will be swearing!
After a wreckless night they end up in 3 different places trying to get back to each other with the help of strangers around them.
(thinking allowed) what is this place? Where am I? Have I been kidnapped by handsome men?
Emma happens to be at a casino.
hello mam. Are you lost? Would you like to make a bet/play?
uh... sure.. what do I win?
nothing. Unless you deal money for a win.
screw it let's play. I want some money.
okay... how much are you putting down?
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I don't know how about we all put in our money and whoever wins gets to keep all.
hm.... fine.
Emma plays cards, however, she has no money to put down. And on top of that, she loses. While losing, she grabs the pile of money that people, who surrounded the card table, put down, and ran out of the casino, being chased by an angry mob.
Rebel is later seen at a clothing store.
hey! Hey hey. I need to get back to the bar, I'm still thirsty and need some more shots. Shown me the way to the bar! (Telling the mannequin)
hello? Are you okay?
do you speak?
course. I'm speaking to you, right now.
I wasn't talking to you! It's an A to B conversation C yourself out of here.
mam. I work here. And was wondering why you're questioning a mannequin.
she's called a mannequin? Why is it standing so still? Like a model. A pro model that doesn't blink either.
no. I mean it's not a person. It's a statue for promoting clothes.
Wtf?! A statue? You couldn't tell me earlier?!
I didn't realise til after.
poor staff service, I say!
store is about to close and I am the only one here.
where's everyone else?!
gone home.
I'm going with them!
but... they're ready gone.
shhh.... okay bye now..
Rebel presumably leaves; heading into the changing rooms.
that's not the way out...
I KNOW! I was just making sure it's empty!
Heading to Victoria; she's somewhere out on the nearby beach, supposidly relaxing.
why is there sand in here?! Where are the clothes of that beastly woman.
that beastly woman is my girlfriend.
who the hell are you?!
Joseph.
well josephhhhhh. You should put your girlfriend on a leash if she's gonna run around looking like that.
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calm down she's just letting her body breathe. Plus, there's no one here but us.
I'm here!
us including you.
whatever I can't stand this horrific sight. I need to leave before I gauge my eyes out.
jesus. Calm your nips.
my 'nips' are calm and I'm not jesus.
whatever. Attitude much.
look who's showing the attitude now?!
are you going to leave or just argue with me all night?
maybe I'll do both!
the hell. How can you do both?!
easy! I'll leave and the comeback and argue with you and then leave again!!!!
what's the f***ing point?!
I.....DON'T.... KNOW. leave me alone!!!!
Victoria walks off with here head held high like as if she won and got her so called point across.
Morning arrives so soon, and the girls are everywhere. Rebel managed to find Emma and they ended up in a cell. Victoria awoke in a motel with a surprise.
Whoa. Rebel is that you?
yeah its me. You smell nice.
get off of me!!
fine! Keep your wig on.
OMG! OMG! Are we.. we are locked up aren't we?! WHY?! REBEL WHAT DID YOU DO?!
I did nothing. I didn't even realise we were in prison.
oh hey ladies. Finally awake?
can you not see?!
calm down Emma. I'll use my charms to get us out.
no need. You have one phone call. You should call someone who can bail you out.
Victoria!
where?
no!we should call her!
oh.. right. Yes.
Victoria wakes up by the sound of her cell phones, nearby a random stranger she met at the beach and freaks out. Too drunk to remember who he was, she probes him.
hey! Who the hell are you?!
you asked that same question last night when we met! My name is Joseph, nice to meet you again.
Joseph?
yes?
the hell are you doing in a bed beside me?!
you seriously don't remember last night?
no!
well.. let me give you a brief: we met, we argued about my now ex, you left, you returned, we argued a bit more, then had an angry makeout session, and ended up here.
I don't see how one can have an angry makeout session.
well we did. What's that annoying noise?
my phone. I have to take this. Bye.
Victoria takes the call to find out where Emma and Rebel are then bails them out.
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