《Viva Las Vegas》Land of pizza
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The girls unknowingly found themselves and their whole room piled with pizza, unable to see the door they have no choice but to eat it? Even the ones they've been sitting on? Gross! At least there's free food for them. Besides all that they wonder where all this pizza came from and how.
fa-la-la-la pizza! Dinga-linga pizza! O my god pizza! It's pizza heaven!!!! I'm in love!
(almost concious) what's that smell...mmm.. (sniffles)
WHOAHHHHHHH! Where are we?!
(awakes from the horrendous scream) the hell man! I was sleeping. Had a nice dream, YOU RUINED!
Emma, get over yourself and OPEN your eyes to where you currently are.
paradise. It's amazing right?!
I'm hungry, but this is a bit too much for me. Rebel, what did you do?!
it wasn't me. I wouldn't deny it if it was!
okay now. Let's stop blaming Rebel when it comes to food.
yeah!!
if it weren't that humungus one. Then who was it?
I don't know. We should figure this out together. Why does this always happen to me....
you? You haven't even been kidnapped yet! Quit complaining!
oh yeah! Go get kidnapped and we'll save you, then you'll be like us.
no thanks. I just want to get back to our room.
oh wait. I thought this already was our room?
it is?
me too. I mean the door is right there.
where?!!!
behind that large pizza.
It's not even visible!
what did you expect.
anyone got a plan on how to get to the door? And get rid of all the pizza.
eat it?
I... I guess I'll hit the gym, right after.
seriously? Who don't we call the reception for help?
with what? Pizza? Everything is under all these pizzas.
mine isn't really.
where's yours?
in a secret compartment.
where, Rebel!
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somewhere very daring and should not be touched without permission.
Rebel!!!
just say!
fine. In my cra**.
what the f***! Are you serious! That's disgusting.
yep! How I know my phone is safe and secure.
you're right, it definitely should not be touched.
so... we going to eat or what?
As the girls are eating half way... well something nasty happens...
(sniffs) ahhh.
what Rebel?
(hesitant) nothing.
(sniffs in) ... what's that?
what?
nothing!
Rebel, what's wrong?
NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!
can't you smell it?
NO!
(sniffs the smell in) EWWW?! I can't eat no more! I CAN'T FRIGGIN EAT NO MORE (covering nose)
fine! It was me... I farted! Happy?
what's happy to be about a fart?
you ruined my appetite!
well I'm sorry. I just needed to let nature take it's course from my rear end.
It's okay, Rebel, I understand.
I don't! Why would you let one out at this time when I'm EATING?!
I thought I already said why.
ignore her, let's continue. I can almost see the door.
did you not hear me earlier?! I'm not eating anymore.
just don't eat the stinky ones have the fresh ones nearer to the door.
ughhhhh! She better keep her ass sealed tight from blowing stink bombs.
gee thanks.
They finish their way to the door and leave to the lobby to ask reception for help.
hey. Our room is filled with pizza, we could barely leave the place.
Hi again. But you left the room didn't you?
listen!
I mean something was bound to happen from all the pizza you've been ordering via phone, last night.
oh... they took our prank calls seriously.
who paid for our pizzas then?
the lady who's room is right across yours.
are you going to help us or what?
sure hold on for a few mins.
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that's so long. We gotta be somewhere in 2 hours.
minutes. Rebel. Minutes.
I know.
I'll send security to help you remove the pizzas since we're short of staff.
okay. Hurry.
Security and girls head up to their room to realise that majority of the pizza they ate cleared up the space and that they can clear the rest of the pizza by themselves.
what is this? I thought I was informed that you girls were stuck and couldn't leave due to the amount of pizza?
we ate the rest.
guess you can clear up the rest of your own mess then. I'm out!
wow.. we must've eaten more than we assumed.
I'm getting changed, need to hit gym and remove this obesity inside of my skin.
after you helped us clean.
but I got a new manicure.
man..cure? Cure for man?
to do with nails.
what do curing a man have to do with nails?
Rebel, hush. You will never understand my suffering.
suffering from nails for men?
can we get emotional later. I want to know where I placed certain things under the pizzas. My phone could be buzzing like hell right now.
if only we had extra pair of hands.
can we keep some pizza, for after?
ew, not the ones Rebel farted on. I'm not forcing myself to consume skunk-smell pizza.
sure. Saves money.
The girls turn the place around till its all neat and no more pizza surrounding them. They all decide on going somewhere, where they wouldn't get too drunk.
ohh look. A casino!
I've never been to one before.
me neither. Let's avoid.
ugh. You suck.
so where are we going?
how about bowling?
that's so boring.
or we can go to that place where they sing. Look at the poster!
maybe tomorrow.
awww.
I prefer singing.
yeah like you sing..
I never said I can. But I like a little competition.
tomorrow.
promise?
seriously?
YES! (takes out her pinky to promise)
fine. Promise..
They realise bowling isn't so bad after all, once they get into the bowling vibe.
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