Mayor paced in his room while he tapped his fist on his chin. He thought and thought on how he should execute his most important plan and mission of all time!!

How would he ask syntax out?

That's right! The possessed demon has always had the hots for the hybrid ever since he was still human. He got this aching feeling in his chest and his throat would clog with cotton balls whenever he would speak to him.

He thought maybe he would get some flowers and meet syntax in his bedroom and pop the question? He didn't want to seem strange to the green haired arachnid.

He walked out of his room only to bump into the love of his life.

"Ah! Mayor." Syntax's tone filled with nothing but surprise. "Oh, hello...uh-" Mayor choked on some butterflies as he held back a gasp. He didn't know what to do with this sudden interaction from the person he said made him weak in the knees!

Mayors face began to heat up and syntax noticed but payed no mind. The tips of the arachnids ears going pink as well.

"Ahem- my apologies. Excuse me." Syntax said with a gentle tone and waddled passed him, Mayor almost collapsed. He scrambled down the hallway to think over his plan further. So much for trying not to act strange around him.

Should he ask someone? He couldn't do this alone could he? He had so many thoughts swarm his mind. What if syntax didn't like him back? Or so mayor thought.

He went out to a local flower shop on the surface in search for the perfect bouquet. He pranced over to the beautifully colored petals and looked for ones that screamed 'syntax'. He went over to what looked like some purplish flowers when he bumped into a certain someone.

"Oh! Mayor that's probably maybe not the mayor!! What are you doing here?" Mk said.

"That monkie kid..." The mayor said under his breath. "Yes, um..- I'm looking for lovely flowers for my special darling." Mayor swooned. Mk looked at him in surprise, he never knew the soulless looking, cold temperatured feeling man could have any sort of emotional affection towards, well, anyone!

"Oh that's great Mayor! What kinds are you looking for? I'm looking for some good red roses that scream 'passion' and 'love'!" Mk said trying to be a supportive stranger. "Who exactly are you looking for?" Mayor gave his iconic maniacal grin. Mk gave a nervous laugh and blushed "uh! J-just for my..boyfriend.." Mk looked down, his face heating up.

"Oh alright then. What do you recommend?" Mayor said pointing at some of the purple flowers. Mk's face lit up from the non-judgemental look Mayor gave him. Whenever he told another stranger he had a boyfriend he got a very nasty look from the person and he's worried about it ever since. Even when red son and everyone else reassured him (and it's only happened one time) alas, Mk will never let himself live it down. I mean Mayor technically wasn't a stranger, right?

Mk shook his head and looked over to some purple crocus. "These should do. Maybe? It's just what I would recommend. These have always been the prettiest purple flowers to me." Mk pointed at the bouquet.

"My, my how pretty! These will most certainly do." Mayor giggled grabbing the flowers by the stems and rushing to the counter. "You have my thanks child!" He said to Mk after paying. Mk gave an awkward wave goodbye and went to looking back at the roses.

'what a strange guy..'

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Mayor was on his way back to the underground. His usual maniacal grin even wider, he felt so giddy. Like his heart was about to explode! He couldn't wait to present these to his love.

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He hid in his room and began to again ponder how he would give these to syntax. He thought maybe he could send him a note? Or just ask him up front.

Yeah. Maybe he could do that.

So Mayor set off to find his sweetheart.

"Excuse me my lady." The Mayor took a swift bow. "What is it you may need." She responded in a low tone. "Have you seen syntax anywhere?" He asked, giving he a genuine smile. Though she would never see it, for her back was facing toward him.

"No. If this is all you've wanted to pester me about then leave." She snarled. The Mayor bowed and left silently. Welp, asking his lady didn't help. Maybe he'd ask one of the arachnids other little friends.

"Hello." Mayor appeared behind Huntsman suddenly. "Woah, Jesus! Don't sneak up on me like that you scared the shit outta me." Huntsman stepped back. "Have you seen your other friend. My lo- I mean syntax." He put his hand on his hips and tapped his foot, eager to receive an answer.

"Uh yeah I think so. His lab." Huntsman shrugged. "Why are you lookin for him anyway?" He spoke again. "That's none of your concern. But thank you for telling me." The Mayor disappeared into a puff of blue smoke. "Fuckin weirdo." Huntsman sighed and went back to whatever he was doing.

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Mayor stood at the base of his open lab, clutching the bouquet in his hands and holding it up to his chest. He felt his face heat up all over again. He swore he was about to fall over with how much jelly legs he was getting. Welp, here goes nothing.

"Hello! Ehem-" Mayor spoke up. "Oh..hi? What do you want." Syntax said typing on his digital keypad. "Well I came to give you these..." Mayor bowed a bit presenting the bouquet of flowers with an arm behind his back. Looking away bashfully. Syntax turned around and his face lit up into a deep blush.

He saw an embarrassed Mayor holding his flower-filled hand out. He'd never seen Mayor so nervous before. Syntax gave a soft gasp. "Are these....for me..?" He asked flushed.

"Why of course. Who else would they be for?" Mayor chuckled. Syntax slowly took the flowers and his body felt hot. He'd never felt this cared about before. "I want to make you mine darling. Would you be my partner in crime?" Mayor grabbed syntax's free hand and kissed it.

"Ugh stop it you'll kill me with all this lovey-dovey stuff." Syntax chuckled. "And of course I will." Syntax pulled the demon up from his bowing position and blushed. Mayor couldn't have felt more happy in that very moment. He was so glad he was able to make syntax his.

His darling.

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Ahhhh cuties!!!!

Finally a normal toxicinsanity fluff, you guys can breathe now.

Also look up what the crocus flowers look like if you were wondering!!

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