*At Marinette's playing video games*

Adrien: "YES! We won!"

Marinette: "Hell yeah!"

Both: *instinct* "POUND IT!" *fist bumps*

Adrien: "Did you just?"

Marinette: "Did you?"

Adrien: "M-m'lady?"

Marinette: "OH HELL NO"

Adrien: *actually using his brain* "Yup it's definitely you."

Marinette: *combusting*

Adrien: *getting sad at her reaction* "You're disappointed?"

Marinette: *rambling* "Disappointed? You've got to be kidding me i've been friend zoning you FOR YOU for years. I've been in love with Chat Noir THIS WHOLE TIME?"

Adrien: "Love?"

Marinette: *dead*

Adrien: *also dead*