*if chat noir had opened the door to the closet in lady wifi*

*chat opens door*

Chat: "m-marinette?"

Marinette: *ffs* "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"

Chat: *in shock* "i u-uhm i-i"

Marinette: "get a grip"

Chat: "right yes uhm."

Marinette: *fuck it attitude* "well, de transform then"

Chat: *wtf* "uh-okay"

*de transforms*

Marinette: --

Adrien: --

Marinette: *dead* "i u-uhm i-i"

Adrien: *mocking her* "get a grip"

Marinette: *not amused*