《The diary of Rose Granger-Weasley》2022 July 5
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Today Scorpius came over to my house. What happened next was so hilarious that I'm going to write it out in like a screen play....
Scorpius and Rose walk through the doors.
Ron: Oh hi Rosie who.....wait....Malfoy's son?
Rose: Chill dad he's fine. Be nice I just have to grab something
Ron: But..........
Rose: *runs upstairs grabs her camera and diary. Waits to heat the conversation downstairs*
Ron: So are you and Rose....
Scorpius: No, no. We're friends.
Ron: Oh. So what do you think of her?
Scorpius: You're daughter is an amazing young woman. She is very smart and very talented. Especially at quiddich. *smiles to himself*
Ron: Yes she is. What's your favorite team? Not in Hogwarts.
Scorpius: The chuddly cannons sir.
Ron:.....
Rose: Oh no. *Runs downstairs*
Scorpius: Hi Rose!
Rose: *grabs Scorpius's arm. Runs to door.*
Scorpius and Rose are outside again.
Scorpius: What happened?
Rose: Dad loves the chuddly cannons. He'll never let you go if you start him on it.
Scorpius: Oh. Mabey you're dad will like me now.
Rose: *Rolls her eyes. Blushes.*
Scorpius: *smiles to himself*
Haha. It makes me laugh just writing it down.
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