Today Scorpius came over to my house. What happened next was so hilarious that I'm going to write it out in like a screen play....

Scorpius and Rose walk through the doors.

Ron: Oh hi Rosie who.....wait....Malfoy's son?

Rose: Chill dad he's fine. Be nice I just have to grab something

Ron: But..........

Rose: *runs upstairs grabs her camera and diary. Waits to heat the conversation downstairs*

Ron: So are you and Rose....

Scorpius: No, no. We're friends.

Ron: Oh. So what do you think of her?

Scorpius: You're daughter is an amazing young woman. She is very smart and very talented. Especially at quiddich. *smiles to himself*

Ron: Yes she is. What's your favorite team? Not in Hogwarts.

Scorpius: The chuddly cannons sir.

Ron:.....

Rose: Oh no. *Runs downstairs*

Scorpius: Hi Rose!

Rose: *grabs Scorpius's arm. Runs to door.*

Scorpius and Rose are outside again.

Scorpius: What happened?

Rose: Dad loves the chuddly cannons. He'll never let you go if you start him on it.

Scorpius: Oh. Mabey you're dad will like me now.

Rose: *Rolls her eyes. Blushes.*

Scorpius: *smiles to himself*

Haha. It makes me laugh just writing it down.