《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》eight
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@thalia.moore: another geo post :) fun fact, his full name from the shelter is geode, but i kinda hated it so i just call them geo :D
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@technobladeyt: softest cat ever btw
↳@thalia.moore: YOU PET HIM???
↳@technobladeyt: yeah.
@user1: geo <3
@user4: IF YOU EVER DO A MEET AND GREET GEO BETTER BE THERE
↳@thalia.moore: i think that's against cali's creator guidelines
@Ph1lza: might come to cali just to meet this cat
↳@thalia.moore: i have a bedroom calling you and kristen's names!!
↳@technobladeyt: you only have one bedroom thalia. no.
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who changed his name
whos name?
oh
not it
not it
it was me
you guys shouldn't of given me admin if you didn't want me to change his name
we all got admin you dumb shit
i don't know what an admin is
but ub
techno give me your number
its the people who run things basically
and ok but why
im facetiming you i need you to help me with something
got it
i'll pm you pretty girl
i don't want tommy to have my number
says the guy simping in main
@pig: i'll pm you pretty girl
caught in 4k
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hey! we have the same first 3 numbers
wait that's the area code
isn't it.
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echno answers, tilting the video towards his ceiling, whereas thalia has her camera pointed towards her closet.
"what do i wear on a nine hour trip to nevada? because im leaving in like- a couple hours."
techno looks up at the time. "it's eleven right now. what time are you getting there?" he asks, tapping his fingers against the back of his phone.
"by eleven, hopefully. im just going to make jason teach me to play minecraft so i can know when i play with tommy." she says, and techno scrunches his eyebrows.
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he tilts the camera to show himself. "bruh, you're friends with me, and you're asking your brother to teach you to play minecraft?"
she smiles. "yep."
"do you know what they call me?"
"nope."
"they call me the minecraft god."
"i'd bet twenty bucks no one calls you that, pig boy." thalia says, her back turned to the camera as she pulls out outfits.
"you're right, i don't think anybody calls me that. anyway, do you have a good pair of sweatpants?" he asks, yawning.
thalia nods. "i have this pair of gray ones, pink ones, red ones, uh, and brown. there's probably more."
he furrows his eyebrows once again. "does it matter? they're just supposed to be comfortable, right?"
"yeah, i guess. just choose a color then." she says, attempting to hold all of the sweatpants at once.
techno squints at all of them. "brown." he says, and she nods, stepping out of the camera's view.
thalia comes back into his vision wearing the brown sweatpants and a sports bra. "uh, shit. okay, what do i wear for a top?" she says, this time holding a matching brown hoodie, a black tank top, and a large white t-shirt.
techno points at the white shirt. "looks comfiest to me." he says, and she slips it on, drowning in it.
"now that i think about it, i think this is my brothers. so it's good to return it anyway, i suppose?" she says, and he just laughs.
"i thought so, pretty girl. it looks like a mens medium, and you're more like a youth medium." he says, and she makes a fake pouty face.
"man, do i hate your teasing sometimes. i gotta go throw together a bag now techno, talk to you later?"
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"anytime, thalia."
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@-THALIA:
note to self. do not ask technoblade to pick out your clothes. im comfortable, but my manager would kill me if she saw me out like this
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@user4 replying to @-THALIA:
ngl comfy clothes >> he made the right decision lia
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@technothepig replying to @-THALIA:
you ask you shall receive
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@-THALIA replying to @technothepig:
hate to admit it, but it is practical so he did his job right
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@user3:
okay but look at thalia qnd techno latest twitter thread. does this mean they facetimed??? and earlier on thalia's insta post techno said he pet geo?? which means he had to have met thalia?? and thalia calls him pig boy, and he calls her pretty girl (which are honestly awful nicknames..) what's going on here?
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@user4 replying to @user3:
will you mind your own fucking business? their relationship isn't public. unless they say otherwise, they're friends, please respect that. you're not a real fan if you can't respect their boundaries
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