《Bekowe rozmowy || Supernatural ||》Where's the pie!?
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*Sam wraca ze sklepu*
Sam: Dean! Wróciłem!
Dean: Świetnie! Dawaj ciasto! *grzebie w torbie*
Dean: Gdzie jest ciasto!?
Sam: Nie było...
Dean: O nie... nie... NIE! Zobaczysz! Zooobaczysz! Potne się mydłem w płynie! Spadnę z dywanu! Powieszę na sznurówce! UtoPIE w szklance!
Sam: Dean... Skąd u ciebie takie myśli samobójcze?
Dean: Z Wattpada ;P
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