-October 17th 1960-

Stuart:Reproduction.It's very simple

but very important.Now what is the best time of the month for a woman to conceive?.Mr uh...Jaworski.

Davey:What's conceive?.

Stuart:Well you know to be fertile.What's the best time?.

Davey:Ask Nogerelli.

Stuart:Mr.Nogerelli?.

Johnny:Ask Goose.

Stuart:Mr.Goose?.

Goose:Um...Ask DiMucci.

Stuart:Mr.DiMucci?.

Louis:What?.

Stuart:Conceive.What is the best time?.

Louis:At night?.

Stuart:"Chuckles".You know I can see that

we're not getting very far.

Miss Mason enters the classroom.

Louis:I got the same problem.

Mason:Morning everybody.

Tbirds:Good morning.

Mason:Good morning Mr.Stuart.

Stuart:Good morning...Why don't we just start at the beginning?.Page one.

Mason:"To Louis".Open your book.

Stuart:Where do babies come from?.

Mason:If you need me I'll be right over here."Sits in a chair".

Goose:Do we need this for the exam?.

Stuart:"Sings".The parts of a flower are so constructed that very,very often

the wind will cause pollination.If not then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature. Can create the same situation."Talks".Yes anything that gets the pollen to the pistil's right on the list I'll try to make it crystal clear.A flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery."Sings".Now

you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust on to the stigma.And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts each spring is no enigma."Talks".We call this quest for satisfaction a what class?.

3 girls:A photoperiodic reaction.

Stuart:Oh that's good.Oh that's very good.

???:Hey I'm lost.Where are we?.

???:Chapter 2

???:Page five

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction.

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction.

???:"Sings".Put your pollen tube to work.

Guys:"Sing".Reproduction.

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction

???:"Sings".Make my stamen go berserk.

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction.

???:I don't think they even know what a pistil is.

???:I got your pistil right here.

Goose:"Sings".Where does the pollen go?.

with sexual response.

Some girls laugh.

Stuart:Are there any questions before we begin reading?.

???:"Sings".Is it possible the female member

of some sex on a couch.Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?.

Stuart:Negative

???:"Sings".When a warm-blooded mammal

in a tight little sweater.Starts pulling that stuff she's saying that she wants to do it?.

???:Can't prove it by me."Sings".Cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the back seat.

???:"Sings".With his heart beatin' fast.

Twins:"Sings".They make it sound like a track meet Gross!.

Boy Tbirds:"Sings".Yeah.Then all they can do is say No,no, no!.

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction

Girls:"Sings".Baby give it to me now.

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction.

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction.

All:"Sings".Is that all you think about?.

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction come on baby show me that you really love me so.

???:Oh I think I'm gonna throw up.

Goose:"Sings".Where does the pollen go?.

Stuart:Mr.Goose please be seated...The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling his number of offspring.Now are there any comments on that?.

Johnny:"Holding up poster".Yeah I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives.

Goose:Yeah.What is this?.

Paulette:Mr.Stuart...Is it true that guys like you.You know mature and all.Carry some protection with them."Sings".For sexual occasions?.

Stuart:Oh God.

Johnny:What's the big deal?."Sings".Can a girl just do that thing in a book.Where she adds up the days of her uh what do you call it mentalstration?.

The Pink Ladies and Caliatra laugh.

Calia:Oh that's really classy.What if a guy says the numbers don't add up right huh?.

Girls:Yeah,yeah,yeah.

All:Hey,hey...Reproduction,Reprodution.

???:"Sings".Hope he's proud of what he's done

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction.

???:"Sings".He was only pokin fun.

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction.

Louis:"Holding Rabbit".See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe.

Almanzo:"Smiles".

I look at Almanzo and he looks back at me and I feel butterflies in my stomach as he smirks.

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction

Girls:"Sings".Reproduction.

All:"Sings".Reproduction.

Goose:"Sings".Where does the pollen go?.

Soon we are all leaving and Almanzo walks up behind me.

Johnny:"Laughing".Learn anything Steph?.

Sharon:Stop.Ouch!.

Johnny:Hey what's the rush?.You gotta take a pill?.

-October 20th 1960-

We are in the drama room and Stephanie is singing.

Stephanie:"Sings".I'll be yours in winter.When the snow is on the ground.

???:"Sings".I'll warm you through December.

???:"Sings".And I'll always be around.

Girls:"Sings".Ah-ah-ah,Ah-ah-ah,Ah-ah-ah.

Blanche:That will be all for today.

Mcgee:Blanche.

Sharon:No wait a minute we still have some more seasons we haven't done for you yet.We have to start with winter and fall

because Paulette's late and...Well she was late again today but she's here now and we'd like to do summer and spring for you.

Mcgee:Sharon will you stop yelling?.You're in the show.

Sharon:"Shrieks".

Mcgee:Next.

The Preptons:"Sings" Mr.Sandman bring me a dream.Make her the cutest I ever seen.Give her two lips like roses and clover.Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over.Sandman I'm so alone.Don't have nobody to call my own.Please turn on your magic beam.Mr.Sandman bring me a dream.

Blanche:That was wonderful.

Mason:Yes.

Mcgee:The T-Bones.

Johnny:Birds.T-Birds.

Tbirds:"Sings".We're goin' prowlin,Walk talk like a T-Bird.Prowlin.Walk talk like a T-Bird tonight."Howls".Prowlin-

Mason:Thank you.

Blanche:That was just wonderful.

Johnny:Yeah.It was very nice.Yeah we could work a little bit on the harnomies you know.Catch you later Miss McGee...Oh my mom wants you to come over for a pasghetti at your convenience you know.

Mcgee:Thank you Nogerelli.

Johnny:Talk of practice over mid-term break.

Davey:Johnny practice?.

Mcgee:Miss Rizzo your next.We only have time for first verse.

I go on stage and stand behind the microphone.

Calia:"Sings".Somewhere over the rainbow way up high.There's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby.Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue.And the dreams that you dare to dream.Really do come true.

The three woman in front of me clap grinning at me.

Blanche:Your in!.

Calia:"Smiles".Thank you.

I walk of stage and the girls stare at me in shock and Michael smiles.

Michael:Calia I told you would do great.

Calia:Well remind me to listen to you.

Michael:"Chuckles".I won't be here the rest if our lives teaching you.

Calia:"Jokingly".Rude.

Me and Michael laugh.

Rhonda:Oh my gosh Caliatra I didn't think you had it in you to sing like that!.

Sharon:You gotta sing more often.

Paulette:You shouldn't be waitressing you should be on the radio!.

Calia:I don't know.

I look around and I see Almanzo talking with another girl and it looks like they are flirting and my heart shatters.The girls walk away from me and Michael puts a hand on my shoulder.

Michael:You alright?.

Calia:Mike do you believe in love at first sight?.

Michael:Well yeah.

Calia:Well I fell in love with a guy and I can't act upon my feelings because of stupid T-bird and Pink Lady rules.And I see him talking to another girl.

I walk out of the gym heart broken.