The Pink Ladies pull up in the car and almost run over a teacher,Me and Stephanie as Rhonda parks the car.

Stephanie,Lara:Whoa!.

Lara:"Smiles sweetly".Good morning Mr...

???:Stuart.

Lara:I'm Lara Delfuego.

Sharon:God you could've killed us Rhonda.

Stephanie:"Sarcastically".Good move Rhonda.

Paulette:Can you imagine.Dying a virgin?.

Stephanie,Lara:Oh God.

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Sharon:There's 100 LP's at stake here and I won't let a little hard work come between me and the prize.We're calendar girls.You have to get into your seasons become your season.Rhonda you're fall.Give me maturity, give me aging...

Rhonda:Give me a break.

Stephanie:Lunchtime.

The cheerleader Twins continue to sing as I walk behind my friends.

Cheerleader Twins:"Sing".Then at yesterday's tea dance,My day turned to night,Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin,I could just die-

Mcgee:Thank you but we haven't got all day...Next.

Sharon:Okay,okay we're almost ready."Handing out lyric sheets".Okay listen I want everybody to sing their ah-ah-ahs.

Rhonda:Ah-ah-ah.

I chuckle at Rhonda as I get ready to watch the girls sing as I am singing solo this year.I see Michael getting ready to play the piano and my heart skips a beat.

Sharon:Would you take your music.Here.

???:Let me out of this zoo.I'm going for a smoke.

Sharon:Do I have to do everything myself?.

Michael begins to play the piano as Sharon and her crew sing.

Girls:"Sing".Ah-ah-ah,Ah-ah-ah,Ah-ah-ah,I'll be your girl for all seasons,All the year through your girl for-

Michael:"To Steph".Hello.

Stephanie:Hi.

Michael:I wanted to ask if you're free

after school today.

Jealousy fills me and Stephanie looks at me then to Michael.

Stephanie:Yeah I'm free every day."Chuckles".It's in the Constitution.

Sharon:Okay we're ready now.

Rhonda:"Hits Davey".Ow.

As the others sing I stand next to Michael.

Lara:Say your great at that.

Michael:Thanks."Continues playing".

Sharon&TS:"Sing".If you fall in the fall you'll see,September can be Heavenly.

Sharon:Eugene ready with the leaves when I yell?.

Eugene:Ready.

Sharon&TS:"Sings".When autumn leaves

are falling from the tree.

Rhonda:Sharon I'm sick of being a tree.

Mcgee:That's enough for today.Thank you.

Sharon:Oh no wait a minute.We still have three more seasons yet.

Mason:I'm sorry Sharon I'm gonna

need the stage for my drama class.

Sharon:"Screams".Oh!.

Louis:"Runs after her".Sharon what about tonight?.

Michael:"To Steph".How about a hamburger later?.

Jealousy fills me once more.

Stephanie:Oh I'm busy.

Michael:How about tomorrow?.

Stephanie:Busy.

Me and Stephanie walk over to the stage and Michael walks over.

Michael:So maybe you can explain about the bowling alley eh?.I mean you just don't kiss a guy and-

Stephanie:Look it was just a joke.Forget it."Picking up things from the floor".

Michael:"Bending down".Let me give you a hand.

Stephanie:Oh I can manage.

Michael continues to help.

Stephanie:Look I said I can manage.

Rhonda:I think he's in love.

Paulette:I think he's kind of cute.

Lara:I think you should shut your yaps.

Michael:"To Steph".You forgot this one.

Stephanie:"Takes it".Thanks.

Michael:How about the day after tomorrow?.

Stephanie:"Sighs".

Michael:Stephanie?.

Stephanie:Look when are you gonna get the picture?.I'm not interested.I just got out of a relationship."Leaves".

I follow after my friends feeling sad...Why hasn't anyone like that been interested in me?...I know I can't have Michael becauae of stupid rules....I see my friends leave and I wander thru the back of the stage.

Lara:Why is it that I have feelings for someone other than the cool riders i love?."Sings".If you really want to know,What I want in a guy,Well I'm looking for a dream on a mean machine,With hell in his eyes,I want a devil in skin tight leather,He's gonna be wild as the wind,And one fine night I'll be holdin on tight,To a cool rider, a cool rider,If he's cool enough he can burn me through and through,If it takes forever then I'll wait forever,No ordinary boy,no ordinary boy is gonna do,I want a rider that's cool,That's the way it's gonna be that's the way that I feel,I want a whole lot more then the boy next door,I want hell on wheels,Just give me a black motorcycle,With a man growin out of the seat then move aside,Cause I'm gonna ride with a cool rider,a cool rider,If he's cool enough he can burn me though and though,If it takes forever then I'll wait forever,No ordinary boy,no ordinary boy is gonna do,I want a rider that's cool,I don't want no ordinary guy comin on strong with me,They don't know what I'm lookin for,They don't know what I need,You're gonna know it when he gets here cause the ground will be shakin,I'll do anything to let him know that I'm his here for the takin,I want a cool rider a cool,cool,cool,cool rider,I want a cool rider a cool,cool,cool,cool rider."Stops singing".Atleast that's what I have to like til grad...

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I am in health class.

Stuart:Reproduction.It's very simple

but very important.Now what is the best time of the month for a woman to conceive?.Mr uh...Jaworski.

Davey:What's conceive?.

Stuart:Well you know to be fertile.What's the best time?.

Davey:Ask Nogerelli.

Stuart:Mr.Nogerelli?.

Johnny:Ask Goose.

Stuart:Mr.Goose?.

Goose:Um...Ask DiMucci.

Stuart:Mr.DiMucci?.

Louis:What?.

Stuart:Conceive.What is the best time?.

Louis:At night?.

Stuart:"Chuckles".You know I can see that

we're not getting very far.

Miss Mason enters the classroom.

Louis:I got the same problem.

Mason:Morning everybody.

Tbirds:Good morning.

Mason:Good morning Mr.Stuart.

Stuart:Good morning...Why don't we just start at the beginning?.Page one.

Mason:"To Louis".Open your book.

Stuart:Where do babies come from?.

Mason:If you need me I'll be right over here."Sits in a chair".

Goose:Do we need this for the exam?.

Stuart:"Sings".The parts of a flower are so constructed that very,very often

the wind will cause pollination.If not then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature. Can create the same situation."Talks".Yes anything that gets the pollen to the pistil's right on the list I'll try to make it crystal clear.A flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery."Sings".Now

you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust on to the stigma.And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts each spring is no enigma."Talks".We call this quest for satisfaction a what class?.

3 girls:A photoperiodic reaction.

Stuart:Oh that's good.Oh that's very good.

???:Hey I'm lost.Where are we?.

???:Chapter 2

???:Page five

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction.

Girls minus Lara:"Sings".Reproduction.

???:"Sings".Put your pollen tube to work.

Guys:"Sing".Reproduction.

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction

???:"Sings".Make my stamen go berserk.

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction.

???:I don't think they even know what a pistil is.

???:I got your pistil right here.

???:"Sings".Where does the pollen go?.

with sexual response.

Some girls laugh.

Stuart:Are there any questions before we begin reading?.

???:"Sings".Is it possible the female member

of some sex on a couch.Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?.

Stuart:Negative

???:"Sings".When a warm-blooded mammal

in a tight little sweater.Starts pulling that stuff she's saying that she wants to do it?.

???:Can't prove it by me."Sings".Cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the back seat.

???:"Sings".With his heart beatin' fast.

Twins:"Sings".They make it sound like a track meet Gross!.

Tbirds:"Sings".Yeah.Then all they can do is say No,no, no!.

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Baby give it to me now.

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction.

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction.

Everyone÷Lara:"Sings".Is that all you think about?.

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction come on baby show me that you really love me so.

???:Oh I think I'm gonna throw up.

???:"Sings".Where does the pollen go?.

Stuart:Mr.Goose please be seated...The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling his number of offspring.Now are there any comments on that?.

???:Yeah I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives.

???:Yeah.What is this?.

Paulette:Mr.Stuart...Is it true that guys like you.You know mature and all.Carry some protection with them."Sings".For sexual occasions?.

Stuart:Oh God.

Johnny:What's the big deal?."Sings".Can a girl just do that thing in a book.Where she adds up the days of her uh what do you call it mentalstration?.

Me and the Pink Ladies laugh.

Lara:"Oh that's really classy.What if a guy says the numbers don't add up right huh?.

Pink Ladies:Yeah,yeah,yeah.

I catch Michael looking over and i smile at him and he smirks back.

Everyone:Hey,hey...Reproduction,Reprodution.

???:"Sings".Hope he's proud of what he's done

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction.

???:"Sings".He was only pokin fun.

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction.

Louis:"Holding Rabbit".See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe.

Guys:"Sings".Reproduction

Girls÷Lara:"Sings".Reproduction.

Everyone:"Sings".Reproduction.

Goose:"Sings".Where does the pollen go?.

Soon we are all leaving.

Johnny:"Laughing".Learn anything Steph?.

Sharon:Stop.Ouch!.

Johnny:Hey what's the rush?.You gotta take a pill?.

As everyone leaves class I see Me and Michael are the last ones out the door.

Lara:"Smiles".Hey.

Michael:Hi.

Lara:Interesting class huh?."Chuckles".

Michael:Definatley not like back home.

We laugh together.

Lara:I uh have to go.See ya around.

I leave and I feel Michael's eyes on me.