A/N - These are gonna be on the one page again! ❤❤❤

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· David is used to all sorts of bodily fluids, you name it. The only one he doesn't particularly like is vomit. So when the pungent smell of poop flies through the cave and knocks him on his ass because how can a little tiny baby produce such a foul stench?! He rightfully goes to deal with it asap. Despite him being able to call the shots, the odour needed to go and David was glad to be rid of the smell.

· Almost threw the brown sludgy and downright diabolical diaper into the burning barrels by mistake. It was a force of habit with the cave's occupants and David is no different. Thankfully it only took one or two mistakes for the habit to change.

· Goes through a bunch of talcum powders and not just because they were used up. David wanted to find one that smelled like one he remembered when he was a kid. When he finds it eventually? It's like a warm comfort he gets from it and a sense of satisfaction almost that his baby gets the same one he had.

· Responsible and does his share of child care and is happy to do so. It's not a rare occurrence for the baby to be sleeping on Dwayne's lap as he reads, watches a movie or cuddles with you. The quieter times are his favourite times because nothing needs to be done and he can admire his little family without stress. Well...... until the unmistakable smell starts to permeate the area. It's calm but he doesn't like having to move when they were just relaxing.

· There was a little changing station made in the cave for this. Courtesy of Marko ripping out a gas station changing table and Paul getting his hands on baby stuff. It wasn't much but it worked.

· Dwayne has the changing routine down. He knows how to calm the baby but when the baby is all wriggly? Help is actually needed. He has you gently distract the baby and play with their hands as he deals with the deed.

· Actually proactive about baby's health if their poo doesn't look right... or maybe uncle Paul was a dumbass and fed them something he wasn't supposed to. Not one for making jokes about it but the way he stone faced relays his concerns about the colour and texture is a little hard not to smile at.

· Always, always, always pulls a face when the inevitable time comes. Hates the smell of poop but can laugh and join in on fart jokes/stupid fart competitions with Paul. The gagging can be heard from outside the cave as the dirty diaper gets yeeted over the edge of the bluff. It was that or Marko makes a pavement pizza because his stomach turns.

· Usually baby changing is your task or the boys if they offer. Marko knows it's natural and something to be expected with child rearing and whilst he might not bat an eyelid at other worse scenarios, this is one he doesn't do so well at. Distracting the baby? Yes, Wrangling the clothing off? Yes, The instant smell when the nappy is opened? Fuck no but he can wipe the bum.

· The only way he ever used the poop as a prank is when it's closed and in a bag... like the one time he dropped the present down on a bunch of late night surfers. It's definitely the gross out smell that does it but aside from that he sees the funny side of it.

· Very guilty of accidently throwing the finished nappy in the burning barrels but learned quick to change his reflexes. An angry S/O + boys and a stank out cave leading to rooming up with Max + co was not worth it.

· The type to fuck around and “prank,” people. One time he melted a Mars bar and stuck that sucker in an unused diaper and passed it to Dwayne making out like it was an emergency.... it does not go down well and Paul ends up having to go for a proper bath to get the melted chocolate out of his hair.

· Likes the smell of the talcum powder used for the baby's ass. Like obsessed with it. It's just soft and has that not too overwhelming smell about it that he becomes obsessed with. That’s his favourite part of changing the nappy. Sometimes if you are quick, you might also catch him using some on himself too.

· Paul isn't overly enthusiastic about changing the nappy because he particularly lovesssss doing it but its more of he is amazing at getting the bay to laugh and stay still. It's not much of a struggle when Paul is making silly faces and strategically tickling the little bub until Wham! Bam! Slam! Fresh nappy with no baby tantrums.

· Is not too squeamish and whilst the smell of poo isn't exactly nice, Paul does have a sense of humour. When baby has an accident- like a shit up the wall almost impossible but it happened kind of accident? You can expect a booming laugh and Paul being full of pride at that. “Ahh impressive little dude/baby girly! You really are your daddy's child!” Also randomly coming out with the strangest descriptions of what it looked like when he retells the story. An ass volcano is Paul's favourite description of the events.