《NCT 19th Member》NCT Group Chat
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Chat Name: Neo Crackhead Technology
Users:
jeNO WAY-jeno
jaemINnotjaemOUT -jaemin
dolphin -chenle
beyoncé but korean -haechan
long ass ride -mark
kunt -kun
jurassic pwark -jisung
king of china -winwin
baby bunny -doyoung
wHeRe'S mY hAiR -ten
one and only oppa -johnny
winwin's slave -yuta
apado gwenchana taeil
boom system-taeyong
lucas bieber -lucas
jungUWU-jungwoo
done with these fools-renjun
thicker than kim k🍑🍑-jaehyun
a living meme lols -davie
Boom system
Who let Davie name the chat again?
Baby Bunny
You did, genius.
A living meme
It's a good name. Don't change it.
Dolphin
Where are my airpods?
Beyoncé but korean
How are we supposed to know?
Long Ass Ride
You don't even live with us.
A living meme
Go ask one of your thousands of servants
Dolphin
Okay
Apado gwenchana
Did he jus-
King of China
He did.
Lucas Beiber
OMG HEY THE DREAMIES ARE HERE.
WE HOT
WE YOUNG
wHeRe'S mY hAiR?
How does he manage to be loud over text
A living meme
Magic
Kunt
Magic?? Did i hear magic??
winwin's slave
Technically you read magic but whatever
Dolphin
None of the servants could find it. So one of you must have it.
A living meme
I think it was Haechan.
The dude hates you. All the reason to steal your stuff.
Beyoncé but Korean
Hey! I love Chenle. Even though he always screams in my ear and is annoyingly loud at unreasonable hours in the morning and flaunts his riches at me and always eats my food when he visits the door and takes my boyf- best friend, Mark from me. I do love him.
Done with these fools
Hyuck, you can't stutter over text
Beyoncé but korean
I can do whatever the fuck i want to, Renjun.
Boom System
LEE DONGHYUCK
GET YOU UGLY ASS TO MY ROOM RIGHT NOW
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IMMA BEAT YO ASS
HOW DARE YOU USE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY HOUSEHOLD WHERW THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT
jurassic pwark
Not on my christian mine craft server
and have logged off
jeNO WAY
Lmao Hyuck's good as dead
Lucas Bieber
If he dies, can i take his place in Dream??
jaemINnotjaemOUT
It's yours even if he lives.
Dolphin
I still can't find my airpods
Long Ass Ride
Then go look
Dolphin
I have!!!
Baby Bunny
what's the bet Mark took them??
Long Ass Ride
I didn't take them!
I swear!
has logged back on
Boom System
Mark stop over reacting
One and Only oppa
Mark stop over reacting
King of China
Mark stop over reacting
winwin's slave
Mark stop over reacting
thicker than kim k🍑
Mark stop over reacting
has logged back on
beyoncé but korean
Mark stop over reacting
has changed 's username to
eyesmile><
davie...
why?
A living meme
Cos you're eyesmile makes my heart 💚💚💗💚💙💜💞💞💚💗💗💗🖤💕💖💙❣️💛🧡💜💞💝💟💞💞🧡💜💙💜💞💚💓❣️❣️💙💗💗💙💟💞💙❤️💞💝💟💕💚🖤💜💙💜💞❤️❤️❤️💜💞💞💗💖💕💖💗❣️💞💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💕💖☮️💕💙💙💜💚💜💕💓💙💔💙🖤
jaemINnotjaemOUT
a mood
Dolphin
My airpods are forever forgotten
kunt
lele
have you checked your ears?
seen by
Dolphin
lol found them
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