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Naruto POV

We had been waiting for actual eons at this point. What time did I get here again?

"Six! Six o'clock am! You've got to be kidding me!"

I realized I was talking aloud again. Sakura started to talk again, but i was bored outta my mind so I didn't try and stop her.

"You are just now realizing that? I told you when you got here it was six and you were late."

"Really? Are you sure?"

"Yes Naruko."

"Do you have memory loss or something?" A new voice interrupted.

Sakura's eyes widened and I looked down.

Sasuke has just spoken to a mere peasant such as myself. This was a new discovery! A once in a lifetime experience!

"Do my ears deceive me? Or did the Sasuke, THE Sir Broodeth de Broodium Uchiha the FOURTH just utter words of mockery to me?"

Might have been a bit overboard, but eh. Who am I to care.

While I rambled on and on Sakura looked like she was about to sing to Kami up above.

"Sasuke! Don't waste your words on a fool! She doesn't even care about becoming a proper ninja! Didn't you see how late she was?"

"Has this just become an insult Naruko fest? I'm all

in if so there's a lot I have to say about that short mofo."

Sakura looked at me as if I was crazy and Sasuke rose an eyebrow.

"Brain damage is seriously dangerous. You should get that checked." Sakura near almost fainted as Sasuke spoke more than one sentence again.

"You are really talkative today. What's the occasion? Did you finally get the tingle on the jingle? The slice and Dice on the nether lice?"

"What are you talking about?!"

Sakura screeched.

"I'm talking about the birds and the bees kids. So Sasuke did you take it up the a- UGh"

I had to stop talking as a foot collided with my spine.

"Ouchy mama!"

Why I said that I will never tell.

I looked up to see who had just near paralyzed me and was met with a tall fellow with some fancy floating hair.

"Yo! Sorry I'm late, I ran into a cat stuck in a tree!"

"You're lying!" Sakura called him out on that one, but we all need a little fun.

"Anyway! Let's carry on with the test shall we?"

He explained the test pretty quickly, but then Sakura pointed something out.

"But there's only two bells, and three of us?"

I actually hadn't realized that, because I was looking at two squirrels have hardcore s-

Anyway I mentally thanked her, because she had actually provided me with something. Maybe I should pay more attention.

"Bingo! It's so even if you get the bells one of you will be tied to the post and get sent back to the academy."

I know I saw him smirk.

"What are you hiding boy?"

He rose an eyebrow at my question.

"I'm a lot older than you Naruko, watch how you talk to me."

He winked. HE WINKED.

"PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHI-"

Sakura shut me up with a hand over my mouth. She smelt lowkey fresh. Not in a weird way though I promise.

Once she took her hand away I smiled.

"Let's get this bread! Easy win boyz!"

"I'm not a boy! Neither are you!"

So the test started.

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