《Let's make homophobes MAD》Rejection lines
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«No I'm gay/lesbian»
«the only thing I'm talking out is my gf/bf»
«I know lol»
«can I buy you a mint?»
«my bed is more comfy»
«I'd rather jump off a bridge»
«sure! Go out»
«that's what gay/lesbian means dumbass»
«you're ugly»
«my body temperature is 52° I'm pretty cool thanks.»
«No. but I'll send duck tape over to your house so you can shut the fuck up»
«1. If I was ugly you wouldn't have asked me out 2. I'm neither your reflection or mirror»
«you know how to shut uppppp?»
«hey uglyyyy»
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8 121The Genre of My Life Was Randomized?
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8 119Creepypastas
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