«my incapability to choose who I am»

«and why do you care? My gender isn't gonna kill you»

«booo fear the rainbowwww»

Or

«I'm (insert sexuality and/or gender) what are you gonna do?»

«love and attacking a MINER are two different things. Get an IQ transplant»

«and you're straight? So you're attracted to straight lines?!?!»

«maybe try looking up the definition of parents, and let's hope that will give you some clarity»

«(insert gender and/or sexuality) and proud»

«nah, but I bet the pride collection at Walmart makes you maaaad, mad»

«your IQ dropped to 0% real quick»

«clothes, are you blind?»

«what about exactly? About their future or about what they're going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?»

«so I guess the million kind of other species that practice homosexuality isn't real either»

«no. It's to feel loved and supported when people like you don't.»

«congratulations, you just got almost half of the world to hate you. And on top of that, you just lost all your child's respect. AND NOT ONLY THAT your child is going to have THAT EMOTIONAL IMAGE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE. Also if they're a teen they have a high risk of dying. On. The. Streets. Congratulations you asshole.

Side note: I don't hate straight people, just most people who are straight say these things (not all people are like this!) if you're a straight Ally, I respect you. If you don't support LGBTQ+ but respect those who's in it, I RESPECT YOU