«it's Homo-sapiens not Hetero-sapiens»

«yeah and we're gonna have a big LGBTQ+ party there too!»

«and so are you hunny»

«God hates you»

«so god doesn't hate gays»

«being yourself isn't a phase»

«because you don't get harassed or made fun of for being LGBTQ+ that's why.»

«preferences can't be "fixed". It's already fixed. What needs to be fixed is your brain»

«how stupid did the universe want you to be?»

«and so is your existence»

«and your thinking isn't»

«because the fact that you're saying that makes you sound like an asshole»

«and you can't have (insert food) because I don't like it»

«wow I didn't know you like talking about yourself!»

«Gender is a spectrum, assigned sex isn't»

«but there's other people who will!"

«(sarcastically) oh wow whatever shall I do without your acceptance!? My life is ruined!»

«nobody is asking for your approval.»

«why are you straight?»

«oooh I'm a hallucinationnnn»

«that's like saying "you're influencing kids to have autism!"»

That's it for now