《through the screen - kim namjoon》2.6
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pinkboii: aIYaya!
minni94: what
pinkboii: DO YOU HATE ME
minni94: nO
minni94: hoe
minni94: ass
minni94: why would you say that
pinkboii: bEcause you have been ignoring my texts for the past two days i am a sad boi
minni94: no i yam sorry
minni94: how is your life
pinkboii: güd
minni94: ü??
pinkboii: it looks like a smiley face
minni94: yah!
pinkboii: yah!!
minni94: yah!!!
pinkboii: yah!!!!
minni94: why are we like this
pinkboii: you stARTED IT >:(
minni94: *insert media message*
pinkboii: ok u have redeemed my lovins
minni94: (:
pinkboii: sO
pinkboii: did you really mean it when you said forget about it?
minni94: udndbsnsdn
minni94: brb goTta gO snATCH SomE DAnk meMeS
pinkboii: pls tell me
minni94: i donut *donut emoji* want to
pinkboii: minnie plEase you would b surprised by my answer ;)
minni94: no i wouldn't you're obsessed with me
pinkboii: ShhHshhShhh I SAID SURPRISE!!!!!!!
minni94: u kno wAt
minni94: you're distracting me from my dank memes :,^(
pinkboii: i am my own dank meme
minni94: i said daNK MEME NOT STANK MEME
pinkboii: can u whip your way through the nast
minni94: the nast is too stank
pinkboii: :(
pinkboii: miNNIE PABo!!!
minni94: what is a pabo is that a type of meat
pinkboii: forgot u aren't Korean lol ;)
minni94: lol don't ;)
pinkboii: tell me the truth!!!!!!!1!
minni94: fIne
minni94: u wana kno wat i hav 2 say
pinkboii: ya
minni94: i
minni94: luv
minni94: u
pinkboii: !:!3&!:;!;93$2):
minni94: :(:
minni94: real eyes realize real lies
pinkboii: i luv you too
minni94: luv or love
pinkboii: love ;))
minni94: '!!!!!!!
minni94: normally when you proclaim your love for someone you don't act likE A DRKEICK MEME
pinkboii: we r not normal
minni94: we also aren't scene kids in 2009 don't say shit like dat
pinkboii: so what r we
minni94: memes
pinkboii: memes who luv each other
minni94: no
minni94: memes who loVe each other
this was so lame i wrote it on the bus while being an emo little prick so ;-) tHeyre finally CONFESSINGNNn!!!!!! sorru for not updating in 938338 days i hope u don't fire me from being ur mother
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The Thorn from the Mountain
A working title, formally 'A Forgotten Grimoire'. Ash, an orphan by age 8 and on the run by age 14.After fleeing from his vicious uncle and supposed caretaker, Lord Hendrik, he leaves behind the only place he had ever called home, a place now warped by misery and torture. A boon granted, by fate or pure chance, the boy stumbles upon something ancient and long forgotten. The boy must learn, grow and become more than he ever thought he could be.He must do more than simply surive if he wishes to make his own way in the world.****************Synopsis will likely end up being changed.Disclaimer, I'm a terrible 'writer', my grammar is poor to non-existant and my vocabulary is almost in the negative. I just wanted to tell a story that was floating around my head. Comment all you like, call me names and mock my scribblings, I'll surely weep myself to sleep over them.
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The Book of Rune
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The Dragon's Champion
Erik Lokton's training at Kuldiga Academy is cut short when a prophecy comes to light that names him as The Dragon's Champion. He is forced to flee as secret covens emerge to destroy him before he can find a cure for Nagar's Blight, a curse that left the Middle Kingdom bereft of dragons centuries earlier and would enslave any dragon foolish enough to come within its grasp. With the help of a master swordsman and a sorceress said to have gotten her powers in a secret pact with demons, Erik will have to stay one step ahead of warlocks and assassins if he is to find the key to fulfilling his destiny. The trouble is, Erik isn’t sure he is the Champion spoken of in the prophecy, and if he chooses to follow the path laid out for him, it will mean risking his family as nobles feud over control of the realm amidst the chaos.
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Colonial History
[Full Title: The Colonial History of Tir-Torzor and Brief Accounts of Its Diasporas’ Denizens] An alien scholar is sent by their institution to study, evaluate, and report on the colonial history of another galactic civilization known as the Apiary. There are only two planets under the Apiary's dominion: The empire's home world, Eas-Enerang, and Tir-Torzor, its sole colonized claim. This is the compiled historical records on the effects conquest has had over its native inhabitants. {Content Warning: This story is a work of satire involving some instances of foul language, xenophobia, violence, recalling assault, and allusions to historical atrocities and tragedies. Discretion is advised.} Visit https://ko-fi.com/choftt to support the story! Art for collage cover by Paul David London. Collage and artistic additions by F.S. Arbolaez.
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In an RPG World
edit: still fanfiction but rewriting series to be more of a homebrew setting, though will keep the former chapters up still same shout outs to whatsawhizzer and his webnovels read his first arc, kinda inspired some ideas I had of another fanfic based on the Isekai Meikyū de Harem o series shout out to Shachi Sogano and his works as well note: this was formerly called Dungeon Life: Redux not settled on current title, until I can think up something better - I've changed it like 3 times so far, lol thought up of a better intro concept and so did some edits same basic premise though also removed the Harem tag for this series, but will have some +18 content
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Just a fun game with the owl house characters
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