《through the screen - kim namjoon》2.6
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pinkboii: aIYaya!
minni94: what
pinkboii: DO YOU HATE ME
minni94: nO
minni94: hoe
minni94: ass
minni94: why would you say that
pinkboii: bEcause you have been ignoring my texts for the past two days i am a sad boi
minni94: no i yam sorry
minni94: how is your life
pinkboii: güd
minni94: ü??
pinkboii: it looks like a smiley face
minni94: yah!
pinkboii: yah!!
minni94: yah!!!
pinkboii: yah!!!!
minni94: why are we like this
pinkboii: you stARTED IT >:(
minni94: *insert media message*
pinkboii: ok u have redeemed my lovins
minni94: (:
pinkboii: sO
pinkboii: did you really mean it when you said forget about it?
minni94: udndbsnsdn
minni94: brb goTta gO snATCH SomE DAnk meMeS
pinkboii: pls tell me
minni94: i donut *donut emoji* want to
pinkboii: minnie plEase you would b surprised by my answer ;)
minni94: no i wouldn't you're obsessed with me
pinkboii: ShhHshhShhh I SAID SURPRISE!!!!!!!
minni94: u kno wAt
minni94: you're distracting me from my dank memes :,^(
pinkboii: i am my own dank meme
minni94: i said daNK MEME NOT STANK MEME
pinkboii: can u whip your way through the nast
minni94: the nast is too stank
pinkboii: :(
pinkboii: miNNIE PABo!!!
minni94: what is a pabo is that a type of meat
pinkboii: forgot u aren't Korean lol ;)
minni94: lol don't ;)
pinkboii: tell me the truth!!!!!!!1!
minni94: fIne
minni94: u wana kno wat i hav 2 say
pinkboii: ya
minni94: i
minni94: luv
minni94: u
pinkboii: !:!3&!:;!;93$2):
minni94: :(:
minni94: real eyes realize real lies
pinkboii: i luv you too
minni94: luv or love
pinkboii: love ;))
minni94: '!!!!!!!
minni94: normally when you proclaim your love for someone you don't act likE A DRKEICK MEME
pinkboii: we r not normal
minni94: we also aren't scene kids in 2009 don't say shit like dat
pinkboii: so what r we
minni94: memes
pinkboii: memes who luv each other
minni94: no
minni94: memes who loVe each other
this was so lame i wrote it on the bus while being an emo little prick so ;-) tHeyre finally CONFESSINGNNn!!!!!! sorru for not updating in 938338 days i hope u don't fire me from being ur mother
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