《through the screen - kim namjoon》2.6
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pinkboii: aIYaya!
minni94: what
pinkboii: DO YOU HATE ME
minni94: nO
minni94: hoe
minni94: ass
minni94: why would you say that
pinkboii: bEcause you have been ignoring my texts for the past two days i am a sad boi
minni94: no i yam sorry
minni94: how is your life
pinkboii: güd
minni94: ü??
pinkboii: it looks like a smiley face
minni94: yah!
pinkboii: yah!!
minni94: yah!!!
pinkboii: yah!!!!
minni94: why are we like this
pinkboii: you stARTED IT >:(
minni94: *insert media message*
pinkboii: ok u have redeemed my lovins
minni94: (:
pinkboii: sO
pinkboii: did you really mean it when you said forget about it?
minni94: udndbsnsdn
minni94: brb goTta gO snATCH SomE DAnk meMeS
pinkboii: pls tell me
minni94: i donut *donut emoji* want to
pinkboii: minnie plEase you would b surprised by my answer ;)
minni94: no i wouldn't you're obsessed with me
pinkboii: ShhHshhShhh I SAID SURPRISE!!!!!!!
minni94: u kno wAt
minni94: you're distracting me from my dank memes :,^(
pinkboii: i am my own dank meme
minni94: i said daNK MEME NOT STANK MEME
pinkboii: can u whip your way through the nast
minni94: the nast is too stank
pinkboii: :(
pinkboii: miNNIE PABo!!!
minni94: what is a pabo is that a type of meat
pinkboii: forgot u aren't Korean lol ;)
minni94: lol don't ;)
pinkboii: tell me the truth!!!!!!!1!
minni94: fIne
minni94: u wana kno wat i hav 2 say
pinkboii: ya
minni94: i
minni94: luv
minni94: u
pinkboii: !:!3&!:;!;93$2):
minni94: :(:
minni94: real eyes realize real lies
pinkboii: i luv you too
minni94: luv or love
pinkboii: love ;))
minni94: '!!!!!!!
minni94: normally when you proclaim your love for someone you don't act likE A DRKEICK MEME
pinkboii: we r not normal
minni94: we also aren't scene kids in 2009 don't say shit like dat
pinkboii: so what r we
minni94: memes
pinkboii: memes who luv each other
minni94: no
minni94: memes who loVe each other
this was so lame i wrote it on the bus while being an emo little prick so ;-) tHeyre finally CONFESSINGNNn!!!!!! sorru for not updating in 938338 days i hope u don't fire me from being ur mother
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The youthful Qin Ye was born almost a century ago, but thanks to immortality granted to him by the 'fungus of aeons' he can pass for a high schooler. He planned to live an eternal, reclusive life as a happy otaku, enjoying World of Warcraft and his favorite MOBA games, but Fate had other plans in store. Hell has broken down, and vengeful revenants stalk the mortal realms. With ghosts running amok throughout all of Cathay, Qin Ye must reluctantly adopt the mantle of 'hero' and bring peace to both the living and the dead, while rebuilding Hell. But this, of course, isn't something a mere Netherworld Operative can do. For that, he'll need to become more.King Yama is dead. Long live King Yama!
8 741The End of Disappointment
What happens when the hero's journey ends with disappointment instead of happily ever after? Ghost. Butcher. Murderer. Some men attract names like flies, and Ryu Ishida unfortunately finds himself among their number. Once the son of a noble house, he knows firsthand what the quest for power in the world of the Rings can do to a man’s mind, yet he can only continue down the bloody path he started long ago, hoping that at its finish, he’ll find the end to his disappointment. Four hundred years after a portion of humanity was ripped from Earth and thrust into a world of magic, monsters, and swords, whatever cruel gods rule the Rings are stirring once more, and with them comes the chaos of progress. Monsters roam the land. Corruption breeds unchecked. Murderers slay their way to the heights of power. Ryu’s life could only be described as disappointing. Updates: 2-3 times a week. *Author Note: This story does not continue with the paint by the numbers Class LitRPG system for long, so while it technically is LitRPG, it is definitely on the less traditional side (or so I hope). Also, the cover art isn't mine.
8 282The Devil in Me
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8 210Skeleton Sovereign?
A lawyer, along with ten thousand other people, is kidnapped by the Heavenly Demon of Decay to participate in a campaign against the Monarch of Everglades. The Heavenly Demon of Decay, has chosen these ten thousand people to be the captains of his 100 man squads, saying that beings of lower realms are easier to boost temporarily. Our lawyer didn’t complain much at that. A generic hero summoned to another world setting, he thought. And as he didn’t have any family or much attachment to his previous world, he even liked his situation. But that was until he found out, that the “Heavenly Demon of Decay” was a necromancer. And that he along with millions of other humans, and various beings, were processed into undead soldiers. ‘Well fuck!’, he thought. And after being equipped with high quality equipment, and being robbed of his free will, he marched, along with billions of other horrifying undead, against the Monarch of the Everglades. But his poor luck didn’t end there. The Heavenly Demon of Decay, and his army lost. But the worst part was, they left him behind while retreating. Now, he is stuck behind in a huge jungle, full of various monsters, where every moment he must struggle for his life. But isn’t he already dead? This thought only serves to incense him further. But that is not all to his story, he finds that he is in a different, more powerful world, where wizards, warriors, dragons, dungeons but most importantly “CULTIVATION” exists. Albeit not very Chinese, but cultivation nonetheless. But, can a skeleton even cultivate? Not a native english speaker. So don't expect impeccable grammar. Although I do try my best, this is also my first novel so pointers are appreciated. Haters, just stop reading if you don't like it. Please don't spoil my mood by evil comments.
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An Long is an outcast boy from Ha Gian, a small village at the gates of the Khaz'Tiber. After the invasion of the Darenis, An Long loses everything. Everything but his dream. And thanks to his perseverance, he manages to make a place for himself on the Sky Combs, where dragon riders are trained. But riding a dragon is no easy task, and the training has taken away many apprentices. Will the boy be able to fulfill his dream?
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