《MUHAMMAD》Chapter 27
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Right now I'm getting ready to go to this block party/barbeque with my friend Ryan she's really outgoing and talks mad shit just my type of friend. I just came back form Hawaii a few days ago.
"Girl you look good how you get all that ass tho". She said running her hands through my hair.
"Girl back shots, nah I'm just playing I don't know honestly". I said finishing up my makeup just as Muhammad and Abdul walked in.
"Wassup, baby hey little bill". Muhammad said causing Ryan to smack her lips mugging him.
"Don't start now cause you know I love to fight". She said walking over and punching Abdul.
"Ouch, girl fuck wrong with you". He said rubbing his chest where she hit him.
"He crazy so you was the next best thing". She said with a shrug.
"Y'all ready". Muhammad asked slapping my butt hard.
Turning around I punch him and he grabs me putting my in a choke hold.
"Stop babe you gone mess up my hair".I said tapping his arm and he let me go.
"Here let me fix it". He said grabbing the hot comb.
"Girl he gone burn yo shit". Ryan said laughing as I moved my head away from where he put the hot comb.
"I gotchu pooh". He said picking up another piece.
"Okay thank you I really appreciate it I'm blessed to have you in my life". I said looking in the mirror flatting the top.
"Alright let's go". He said picking me up bridal style and walking out of the room.
"I'm so glad you did this cause I did not feel like walking". I said kissing his cheek as he sat me in the passenger seat.
"It's whatever". He said closing my door before getting in the driver's seat.
"It's party time I'm ready to get that ass thrown on me".Ryan said and Muhammad and Abdul looked at her crazily.
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"Who ass you getting thrown on you". Abdul asked flicking her forehead.
"Ari's who else her shit fat I'm trying get like her she body goals in this bitch". She said causing Muhammad to shake his head.
"Nah lil bill she gone be sitting her ass down". Muhammad said causing me to smack my lips.
"Girl I might be pregnant but I can still throw this ass". I said slapping hands with Ryan as we laughed at the face the guys were giving us.
"Keep on I'm gone break yo fucking neck". He said grabbing it lightly.
"I mean why would I go out just to sit around shits lame I'm trying turn up before I have my last baby". I said grabbing his hand kissing it.
"Last baby nah". Abdul said shaking his head as I looked back at him.
"What you mean nah this is our last baby right babe". I said looking over at Muhammad and he looked at me stopping at the red light.
"You must not know the nigga you fucking with after you had Yosohn I want at least about four more". He said causing Ryan to choke on her drink.
"Oh, hell no did you just get that water on me". Abdul said looking at Ryan as she looked at him trying not to laugh.
"I'm sorry he just had me shook". She said wiping his shirt.
"Nah girl blow this shit". He said grabbing her head making her blow on his shirt.
"Get off my friend head nigga". I said slapping his hand and he grabbed my hand popping it.
"Sit yo lil bad ass back I swear it's hard having kids my nigga don't do it". He said to Muhammad sighing laying his head back.
"Heard you".Muhammad said laughing when I smacked my lips.
"I'm telling Yosohn". I said sitting back.
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"What his fat ass gone do". He asked looking from the road to me.
"Don't act brand new like my baby don't got them hands". I said as he pulled up to the block and it was hella packed.
"IT'S LIT". Abdul said hopping out of the car doing the thotiana dance as Ryan stood in front of him bent over.
"Get yo lil ass up.Muhammad said grabbing her arm causing her to smack her lips.
"I can't never have no fun around you". She said whining.
"Y'all gone head we got something to handle". He said kissing my forehead, rubbing my stomach and walking away.
"Bitch I know you smell them links let's go". Ryan said grabbing my hand leading me to the table full of food.
"They got potato salad oh they cookin, cookin". I said scooping some onto my plate.
"Damn ma you looking good". I heard and I turned around looking up only to see my ex Meechie.
"I got a boyfriend". I said turning back around.
"I didn't ask but wassup when you get pregnant". He said touching my stomach and Ryan pushed him back hard enough that he moved.
" Yo, who is this bitch". He asked pointing at Ryan.
"That BITCH Is my friend". I said mugging him.
"Anyway when we getting back together". I asked grabbing my hand and I snatched it back.
Grabbing me he kisses me holding my head as I try to push him away.
"Yo are you seeing this right now". Abdul ask bringing me out of a conversation with one of my workers.
"What nigga". I ask looking at him with a mug.
"Look". He said pointing across the road and I see Ari kissing a nigga.
Standing up I pull up my pants jogging across the street.
"Ariana what the fuck are you doing". I ask snatching her back.
"Babe I". She started to say but I cut her off.
"I don't want to hear shit from you man we been here for 20 minutes and you already acting like a hoe". I said mugging her.
"Yea bitch that's his girl and my lil sister so get to stepping before I smash yo shit". I hear Abdul say in the background.
"Baby I didn't kiss him".She said crying trying to touch me but I snatch away from her walking away to the car and I can hear her following behind me.
Getting in the car I see Ryan in the back with Ari trying to get her to calm done.
"Muhammad listen". Ryan started to say from the back.
"I don't want to listen to this ight she a hoe period so I'm dropping you and yo hoe ass friend off at yo house and she can stay with you". I snapped and continued to drive in silence.
Pulling up I stop the car and wait for them to get out. Looking in the rearview mirror I see only Ryan got out so I open my door getting out before walking to the backdoor swinging it open and dragging her out of the car.
"MUHAMMAD STOP STOP". Ryan yelled tugging on my shirt.
"Bro let her go". Abdul said grabbing my arm and I snatched away from him walking back to the car.
"G why you drag her out like that she pregnant".He said getting back in the car and I drove off.
"Man fuck her". I said cutting the radio up and leaning back.
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