《MUHAMMAD》Chapter 11
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Waking up to shuffling I blink a few time rubbing my eyes seeing Muhammad walk around the room trying to shush Yoshon.
"Hush before you wake up yo mama lil nigga".He said in a whisper as I watched with a smile.
"You're going to make a great dad some day".I said sitting up and he looked over at me.
"Who me nah I'm good off that".He said shaking his head.
"But wait I thought you was his pappy".I said laughing as he smacked his lips and laid Yoshon on the bed and tried to leave but he started crying again.
"I am the pappy of this lil nigga only".He said lying down beside him.
"What you doing boy".I asked as I put the remote on the night stand.
"I mean if you want his ass to cry while you getting dressed I suggest you shut up".He said getting under the covers.
"Just when I thought we was getting somewhere".I said throwing the covers back and grabbing my bag walking to the bathroom.
After doing my makeup and my hair I walk out to see Muhammad already looking at me.
"What the fuck no look take him".He said standing up handing me Yoshon to me as I looked at him confused before he walked out the room.
"Put this on".He said tossing the jacket to me taking Yoshon.
"I'm not putting that shit on it's hot outside".I said looking at him like he was crazy.
"Man whatever where his clothes at".He asked smacking his lips.
"If you was looking you would see they on the dresser".I said pointing to the clothes I laid out.
"Well bitch I wasn't looking".He said snatching the clothes and walking out of the room. Shaking my head I grab my phone,purse,and charger before walking out of the room.
"I'm leaving".I said walking to the back where I heard the water running.
"Be gone then".He said mugging me before going back to taking off Yosohn diaper only to see it's full so I quickly turn around to leave.
"Aww HELL nah man Ari get yo ass back in here".He yelled but I was already halfway out the door.
"Nah you got it papa enjoy".I said closing the door and getting in my car starting it up and pulling out.
~AT IHOP~
When I pulled up I say Tati's dads car so I parked beside it before getting out, grabbing my purse and locking it.
"Hi welcome to IHOP how many".The hostess said with a smile.
"The person is already here do you mind if I go look".I asked pointing to the back and she nodded so I gave her a small smile and went looking around for Tati.
"Marco bitch I'm here".Tati yelled across the room.
"Pollo bitch I'm coming".I said laughing as I made my way to here table and sat down.
"What you get".I asked slid over more into the booth.
"I got us what we always get but how did it go this morning with Muhammad".She asked handing me a straw for my orange juice.
"It was alright nothing I'm not used to by now one minute he nice the next he coming for your head".I said taking the wrapper off the straw and putting it in my drink.
"Girl I don't know how you do it but I think he taking a liking to the whole daddy thing he wouldn't let me hold my god baby the whole time we was there".She said with a pout as I laughed.
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"Yea I saw that I don't know wassup with it but I ain't complaining".I said just as our food was set on the table.
"I know that's right he gone be a real daddy when it's time for them diapers to be changed".She said and it caused me to laugh thinking about a few minutes ago.
"Well I guess he certified then".I said taking a bit of my waffle.
"What you mean he certified he changed his diaper".She asked shocked as I nodded.
" Girl I'm surprised his ass know how to do it".She said laughing.
Meanwhile...
"Man how the fuck you put this shit on".I asked Abdul holding the baby up to him.
"Nigga get his lil peterwacker out my face and how the fuck am I supposed to know I don't got no fucking kids".He said pushing him away.
"I can't ask yo slow ask for shit nigga get my phone and pull it up on YouTube".I said laying him back on the bed as he smiled up at me.
"I thought you can't ask me for shit".He said looking confused.
"Bitch go get it".I said looking over my shoulder at him.
"Ight, yo fat man yo daddy mean as hell".He said handing me my phone.
"My dude this not my kid Ight chill out".I said clicking on my YouTube app.
"Whatever nigga you need to hurry up I got clients and you do too".He said grabbing the diaper and putting it on him.
"Yo nigga what the fuck I thought you said you didn't know how to do the shit".I said gesturing to what he just did.
"Well bitch I lied talk to me nice like that bitch dream doll be saying that Tati be listening to". He said patting my shoulder as he walked by.
"How you know how to do that shit".I asked before he could walk out.
"Boy that's all Tati ass was talking about after lil sis had his chunky ass".He said laughing.
"Aye nigga put his clothes on and let's go".He said walking out and I grabbed the outfit Ari picked out and put it on him placing him in his car seat.
"We definitely buying you new clothes ion know what the fuck yo mama on".I mumbled walking out the door and closing it before walking to the car.
"Hurry Up Daddy".Abdul yelled laughing before hopping in the car speeding off. Shaking my head I strap him in before getting in and pulling off.
Walking in everyone was looking down and it was hella niggas in this bitch and a few females that like to hang around to get that dick dropped off in them. Everybody was still looking down when I told them they could look up.
"Ain't no fucking way Muhammad you got a kid since when".A worker asked causing everyone to look at me as I walked to my station.
"Nah nigga don't worry about it".I said placing his car seat in the chair I kept by my station and kept the blanket over the car seat.
"Then who baby is it".Some girl asked causing everyone in the shop to look at her crazily.
"Bitch you fucking deaf or what I just said don't fucking worry about it".I said setting up my station.
"Who got me".I asked looking around the room.
"I do cuz".Some dude said walking up with his son leading him with his hand on his head before helping him in the seat.
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"Wassup what he getting".I asked taking the cover off of the car seat because he started to cry.
"He getting a low cut with a fade".He said handing me the money before I started because that's how I always do it.
"Ight I got you man".I said throwing the hair catcher over the boy connecting it around his neck.
"You got a cute son bruh bruh he gone be a heart breaker".He said going to take a seat.
"Thanks man".I said because if I didn't people was gone keep asking me questions.
"So this nigga get to say something about the kid but we can't". The same girl said with a mug.
"Yo shorty Come here".I said picking up the folding razor as she walked up.
"What nigga you mad cause I called you out in front of all these people".She asked smirking folding her arms.
"Cover your eyes lil nigga , Aye cover y'all kids eyes".I said and once I seen everybody do what I said I pulled her to me slicing her throat and pushed her back watching her grab at her neck gasping for air.
"Yo man you is wild I'm telling granny".Abdul said laughing ask she fell to the floor as everybody looked at me in shock before looking at her.
"Anybody got shit else to say".I asked looking around but nobody said anything.
"Good".I said starting on lil mans hair.
Sitting on the bleachers in gym I watched all the other seniors playing while the gym teacher sat at his desk. I would've had my phone but he locks them in the locker room.
"Look at this bitch".I head somebody say but I didn't address it because they could be talking about somebody else.
"Yea bitch that's her my cousin told me about her imma catch her later though".The person said before the voices disappeared and the bell rung.
"Sissy get dressed we going to pick up my baby and buy him some stuff".Tati said walking in the gym.
"Alright let me go get my backpack".I said standing up and walking down the bleachers.
"Why you not in yo gym clothes girl".She said walking beside me.
"I wasn't doing anything so I kept on my regular clothes".I said going to the locker I had my backpack in before grabbing it.
"So I was thinking we get his pictures taking when we get to the mall I'll get two printed so you can have your own".I said as we made it outside and walked to our separate cars.
"Yes I need pictures of my god baby".she said smiling before getting in the car as I did the same pulling out behind her.
~ AT THE SHOP~
Parking beside Tati we start walking to the building before walking in to a heated discussion on basketball but once they heard the bell ring all talking ceased.
"Damn look at all that ass".Somebody said as I walked over to Muhammad.
"I didn't know you worked at the shop".I said bending down picking up a wide awake Yoshon.
"God damn aye mama you got a nigga".A different person asked.
"Yo I will dig yo fucking eyes out and yea it's just a hobby since I got people doing my dirty work".He said putting a white strip of paper around the mans neck.
"Oh okay well thanks for watching him".I said picking up the car seat that I put Yoshon back in.
"Hold on why the fuck y'all not in school".He asked looking at us confused.
"Um you know since we're in college we only have a certain amount of classes a day".Tati spoke up quickly while Abdul and Muhammad stared at us.
"Makes since that's how our cousin Pat is Muhammad".Abdul said going back to cutting his clients hair.
"Ight cool where you taking my baby".He asked earning a look from me.
"I'm taking MY baby to the mall to take pictures and Tati want to buy him somethings".I said switching the car seat to my other arm because it was getting heavy.
"Why you taking him to that ratchet ass place I know which mall y'all going to".He said mugging.
"He's not your son so I don't need your permission". I said mugging him.
"You get on my fucking nerves yo just get the fuck out my face bitch".He said and everyone in the shop looked at me.
Nodding I walk out with Tati right behind me I try to wipe my tears.
"Girl why you crying".Tati asked wiping my face.
"He just embarrassed me in front of all them people in there".I said stopping at my car.
"I know it's hard to not say nothing back because of what he'll do but don't worry about him".She said rubbing my back and I just nodded my head.
"Arilght now get your ass in the car and let's hit the mall".She said smacking my ass before running to her car causing me to laugh.
Unlocking the door I strap Yoshon in before closing the door getting in doing the same pulling out of the parking lot behind Tati.
Quickly cutting off the car and getting out I unbuckle Yoshon before closing and unlocking the door. Popping the trunk I get his stroller and place him in it before closing it as she walked up.
"Sissy did you see that bitch jump in front of me who in the fuck be giving these stupid ass people they license".She said with a mug on her face.
"Girl chill out now what we doing first".I said as we walked into the mall.
"The pictures since the shop is right here".She said pointing to it in the direction of the place.
"Alright let's go".I said pushing the stroller inside.
"Hi look at this little cutie you guys have a beautiful baby".The girl behind the desk said smiling causing me and Tati to look at each other before busting out laughing.
"Oh I love her and all but this is my son and her god son".I said and the look of confusion wiped away and was replaced with the same smile from earlier.
" So how many looks are we doing".She asked typing away at the computer.
" Three".Tati said snatching the clothes out of her purse almost hitting me in the face.
"Damn bitch when did you get these".I said looking at them they were cute.
"Girl I was buying him shit the moment I left the hospital".She said smiling shaking my head I hand the girl the money before we walked to the back with him.
"Okay change him into the first outfit and I'll set his pose".She said setting up the camera.
"This one will be cute".Tati said taking him out of the scroller and taking off his clothes.
"Your god mommy is crazy Santana".I said tickling his stomach and he kicked and laughed.
"Girl please now come on". Tati said putting his clothes on.
"Alright here are your pictures he was the best baby ever".The girl said handing me the folders with the pictures in them.
"My baby look so cute look at him".I said looking at the pictures as Tati pushed the stroller.
"Why you get three of each".She asked as we walked into baby gap.
"I think I hurt Muhammad's feelings when I said he wasn't his son so I'm hoping these will cheer him up".I said placing them at the bottom of the stroller.
"Well that's nice of you".She said picking up some clothes looking at them.
"Girl my baby is not wearing that ugly shit". I said laughing as she placed it back on the rack.
"What about this".I asked holding up a cute suit.
"Ari where in the fuck is he gone wear a suit you don't go to church".She said snatching the suit from my hand.
"Okay bitch he would still look cute".I said as we continued to walk around and look Tati also brought a few things.
"So you staying at Muhammad's again".she asked as we walked out of the store.
"No I'm gone I'm go home you going back to your dads".I asked bouncing Yoshon as he started to whine.
"There go that bitch right there".We heard behind us but we kept walking.
"I know that bitch heard you". Another voice said so we both stopped and turned around.
"I'm sorry do I know you".I asked with a look of confusion.
"Yea bitch you do stay away from my cousin man".She said mugging me as her friends smirked.
"And who might your cousin and her man be".I asked lifting Yoshon up more on my hip.
"SuSu and Muhammad".She said and Tati started to laugh.
"That wack ass bitch girl please keep walking".She said but the girl ignored her.
"Just do what the fuck I said".She said walking up on me and I backed up.
"Until he tells me to leave him alone I'm gone always be around".I said mugging her back and next thing I know five girls were jumping on me and somebody took Yoshon from me so I started swinging back.
"Bitch don't jump my fucking sister".Tati yelled fighting two of the girls while I tried to fight three.
"Break it up".I heard a voice say and I looked and saw it was mall cops.
After them finally getting me to release all three of their hair I looked for Yosohn and found him with an older black lady laughing.
"Hi thank you for taking him I don't usually fight".I said taking him and seeing a mark on his arm.
"No worries girl my grandsons are some fighters".She said pinching his cheek as Tati walked over seeing the mark on his arm.
"Ooo Muhammad gone beat yo butt I'm texting Abdul right now".She said laughing looking down at her phone and the women looked at her.
"I'm sorry did you say Muhammad and Abdul".She asked looking between us both.
"Yes ma'am".Tati said looking up from her phone smiling.
"Those are my grandsons I was talking about look tell them y'all will be at my house".She said and so Tati texted them as we walked outside.
"Here's my address".She said handing me a piece of paper and I gave it to Tati so she could take a picture.
"Alright here Ari".Tati said handing it to me.
"I'll meet y'all there".I said and they nodded walking away.
"Mama is in big trouble fat man".I said placing him in his car seat and breaking down the scroller putting it in the trunk before going and closing his door. Getting in I crank up the car and pull off.
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