Well, it sure has been a HOT minute since I've last checked in. Hello, again! :)

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- "Put down the knife, I have news."

- "Right, who's drawn the short straw this time?"

- "Are you sure sure?"

- "You told me that she was my mom."

- "Hey, at least I'm not doing hard drugs... yet."

- "Maybe I'm just unlovable."

- "Where did you hide my diary?"

- "I think it's time we go on a vacation."

- "I'm telling you I didn't do that! If I did it would've been even worse!"

- "Come waste my time."

- "I kept waiting for you to call."

- "Cat got your tongue, eh?"

- "Double the cup, I need to cut the stress in half."

- "For someone who doesn't like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud."

- "If I wanted to get better, I wouldn't be dating you."

- "I'm so sorry that I've been calling you Mike for 4 years, I really thought that was your name."

- "I'm gonna take your ass to court!"

- "You really think someone went out of their way to sabotage your brunch?"

- "There's no way I'm trusting that thing."

- "Dude, it's three in the morning."

- "Come on, how are we supposed to win trivia night without you?"

- "I'm not sick anymore. I swear."

- "Since when did we have our own airplane?"

- "Well, this competition isn't about to rig itself."

- "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else."

- "I keep losing my mind."

- "For the tenth time, no, we are not there yet."

- "I can't believe I used to think he was attractive."

- "The palace has been in chaos since the chef's last minute execution."

- "What happened to your other clothes."