Michael and Bradley move it to the bedroom . They take of their clothes .

Gaga is still leaving wet spots but this time it's worse it's so wet that you could fill a whole pool.

Michael and Bradley are naked standing in front of each other .

They take out their babymakers.

Now the real stuff is going on .

They smash their weapons against each other's , it's a sword fight like no other .

They keep fighting , the one who wins gets the girl.

Michael hits him hard with his weapon of ass destruction , Bradley dies . Michael gets Gaga .

Michael slips his wand in gaga while Bradleys dead body lies 6 feet from them. That makes it even hotter they think.

"It wassss niccce to know you Bradley cooper" Michael said while shooting his wipped cream in Gaga's cave.

Bradley didn't want to be dead anymore , the moaning of Gaga woke him. He immediately got hard and started joining them.

"Aaah Bradley" Michael said while Bradley shoved his sausage up his ass.

They did a whole train thing until they got so exhausted they fell asleep.