《risky ; the goonies》half of ten
Advertisement
i kick a pebble making it roll away from us.
"mikey, sorry, for all of this happening," i say quietly.
"it's not your fault, it just sucks is all," i nod my head even though he can't see me.
it's always been us, "the goonies", our parents were all friends making us all friends, and i can't imagine it not being how it's always been.
"who are you going to hang out with? after all of this?" mikey asks with a voice laced with wonder.
"well, mouth's staying, i'll be friends with him," i reply. mouth irritates me more than my own mother does, which says quite a lot.
"yeah, have fun with that," he grins now, there's that award-winning grin.
"shut up," i nudge him just as we walk up his driveway. he unlatches his gate and allows me to go in first. i run towards the stairs dodging everything that littered the lawn, topping everything off by jumping the stairs two at a time.
i open the door to find brand lying on a recliner watching tv in work out gear.
"shouldn't the clothes come with an actual workout?" i ask him walking towards the kitchen.
"very funny nicky,"
i open the cupboards while looking for the chips that mikey's dad hides.
i spot the sour cream and onions ones, fist pumping upon my win.
"hey brand, look, while you miserably get buff, i'll happily get fat!" i yell popping chips into my mouth.
"looks hurt, metal mouth," he groans as he lifts weights.
"harsh," i reply sitting on the couch and lifting my legs up. mikey lies on his bed looking around his room, as if it were to get up and walk away any moment, which, technically speaking, it was.
"mikey! stop grouching around and lighten up will ya," i call out.
"oh bummer, nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. who needs the goondocks? who needs this house? i can't wait to get outta here," he mumbles before picking up a copy of a mad magazine. i shake my head as i watch him thumb through it in a mood.
"really,?" brand asks him not looking up from his mini workout.
Advertisement
"nah, i was just trying to delate myself- no, no, uh, dicta-? dictate myself?"
"delude, that's delude yourself dummy," brand tells him shaking his head. i pop another chip into my mouth watching the ceiling fan go by. mikey's quite right, nothing exciting ever happens around here.
"that's what i said!" mikey says sitting up and throwing his magazine to the side. mikey runs over to brand and tries to push his weight onto him.
"ha! get em' mikey!" i call out, choking on a chip.
"agh!" i yell sitting up and coughing up the chip, finally relieving myself just a bit.
"adopted wuss," brand tells mikey pushing him away, going to answer the door as soon and a knock was heard.
"adopted wuss? i'm no adopted wuss, i'll kill you brand!" mikey calls while chasing after him.
i sit up on occasion of a visitor, i wouldn't want one of brand's friends to see me choking while crumbs sat on my shirt.
"oh, it's mouth," i hear brand say before walking back into the living room.
"hey, mikey! yo, mikey! hey, mikey, seen adrian? hey guys, what's going down?!" he yells walking in and bobbing his head before spotting me.
"ah, nicky! what a pleasant surprise!" mouth says slapping his foot down on the table,
"shut up mouth," i groan looking to mikey for moral support.
"mouth, get your foot off the table," brand tells him in disapproval.
"you got it," he replies pointing to him. i can't help to hold back my laughter at the actions of the young boy.
"mouth, you are such an idiot," i say laughing. soon, the laughs turn into me falling off the couch and rolling around.
"mouth's the dork?" brand teases.
i sit up and switch to a serious face as fast as i can.
"what'd you say to me brandon?" i ask him squinting my eyes at him.
"i said, nicole, that you are a dork, a metal-mouthed dork," he replies grinning. the swear on my life that the walshes have killer grins.
"hey! mikey has braces too!" i yell in defense.
"don't bring me into-"
"no-"
"guys!"
Advertisement
"hey, what is this? a nuclear sunday or something? come on guys, this is our last weekend together, last goonie weekend. we got to be goin' out in style, cruisin' the coast, sniffin' some lace, downin' some brews, this is just depressing," mouth interrupts us all. we stare at him comprehending what he just said.
"mouth, didn't i tell you to take your foot off the table?" brand shouts to him breaking the silence. my laughter fits begin again and mikey even cracks a grin.
"hey guys!" we all hear from outside. i look towards the door as mikey and mouth rush over to see who it is.
"jerk alert, it's chunk," mouth says peering through the screen door. mikey shakes his head and turns back to the living room.
"do you guys wanna see a movie or something?" mikey asks looking to me.
"uh, sure, as long as everyone else wants to go," i reply looking into the bag to see that i ate all of the chips, to my dismay.
"first, you gotta do the truffle shuffle," mouth screams out to chunk. i sit up looking over to mouth. what an insensitive dirtbag, i think as i walk over to the door with a smile on my face.
"do it," mouth yells out to chunk as i reach the door, peeking my head around the corner to watch chunk jiggle his belly around.
i laugh with mouth watching chunk, it was mean, sure, but i couldn't help to not crack a smile at the sight.
"cut it out, guys," mikey says looking out to chunk. he pushes through us and pulls a cord to set up his rube goldberg machine. we watch the series of events happen until it finally opens the gate allowing chunk in. he should've just walked around and used the side door like any reasonable person.
"thanks guys, oh thanks," he breathes once he reaches us by the door.
"don't mention it," i say pointing to him and turning.
"you guys are not going to believe this, this time i'm telling the truth!" chunk says in a hurry.
"feed the fish mikey," brand says from where he's sitting. i then turn to him with a smirk on my face. a round of tease brand as much as possible to get remarks back doesn't sound too bad right now.
"hey brand, how'd ya fail your drivers test? did ya do wheelies and donuts in the parking lot?" i ask him.
"flunked your drivers test," i hear mouth say beside me while shaking his head.
"shut up mouth, and i don't own a monster truck you dork," brand tells me setting his exercise spring thing down.
"...they were four wheel driving and bullets- bullets were flying everywhere! it was amazing!" i heard chunk say to mikey over by the door.
"more amazing than the time michael jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?"
"more amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire? right?"
"and i bet it was more amazing than the time you ate your weight in godfathers pizza, huh?"
i get bored with their conversation and tune to what's happening right outside. i walk over to the door past mikey and chunk to see data yelling to himself from his house. he's standing dangerously close to the zipline he set up himself from his roof to mikey's porch. once he plays spy music he jumps.
"data!" i scream in horror thinking he's going to fall straight to his death. luckily he's perfectly stable. mouth opens the door wider for him come in.
"the screen door, the screen!-" mikey yells but data's already pushing his way through the door, pushing me down onto mouth, who pushes down onto mikey, who falls in brands arms, who nudges chunk, who knocks into the table. i look up from being tangled in mouth and datas legs to see chunk holding a statue.
"i bet you guys thought i was going to drop it, huh? i knew you would think that from good ole chunk," he says smiling and setting the statue onto the end of the table, causing it to fall down.
"chunk!" we all scream.
"oh no," he says turning to it.
Advertisement
- In Serial34 Chapters
Rise of the Mechanar
(For new readers: LITRPG elements don't take effect until Chapter 12) At twenty-years, Nicholas has lived his life to fulfil a vow. With the obligation settled, he yearns for answers to the mystery of his own origin. To solve it, he will need to venture to the old continent, the Ancient Capital, and to the midst of the war waged to reclaim it from the monsters that have driven humanity from it, countless millennia ago. He has planned for this, with years of effort in the making.Yet not all plans survive, and with the advent of heathen invaders, he swears another promise and finds himself alone in the wilderness of the old continent. With enemies, both monster and human, surrounding him on all sides, he draws on ancient powers that may finally provide the answers he was looking for all along.However, the night is long and he must tread carefully on his newfound powers, because he may turn into something that even monsters fear. Updates Weekly Cover Art Credit: ELEX @ELEXART Discord: https://discord.gg/JSwhpKqB9p
8 85 - In Serial17 Chapters
World' s End Campfire
World's End Campfire updates weekly on my site, most of the time on Wednesdays. Three beings gather, the last of their kind. The Divine, the Infernal, and the Mortal. Let them regale you with the tales of their greatest triumphs, here by the dying embers of the final star.
8 336 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Runners of Westal
Anya Vorian wasn't picky. She'd take any apprenticeship that came her way. She, Lori and Andrew had prepared all winter for the interviews, but when only one offer came with her name on it, she suddenly wasn't so sure that she could do it. It was hard work, for one thing. It was dirty. They were respected, certainly, but in the sort of way that one respects a skilled plumber - grateful to have the job done, but glad it isn't your arms elbow deep in dung. In short, runners were odd folk. Maybe it was time to get fast. - A first-person tale inspired by long distance running.
8 121 - In Serial6 Chapters
Curse of the Immortal
"You can't tell me what pain is and what it's not. I've lived for thousands of years searching for her, longing for her smile, her touch. Waking up each morning not knowing where to go, where to look, but still holding on to that hope. That someday I will find her again, to make her happy and protect her from harm." Tears started to well up in his eyes as his voice became coarse. "Only to find out that in the end, I've already found her and yet I've caused her death... again." He knew that she died to protect the people she cared about... He wasn't powerful enough to break the chains that bound his life... "I may not be her nor will I ever be, but you are the reason why I am still living." she was just a normal girl of the 21st century, but due to her soul, she was tasked to maintain the balance of the realms. Will she be able to fulfill her duty even if it means putting an end to the immortal?
8 211 - In Serial17 Chapters
King Eden
Two hundred years have passed and the Earth belongs to the corrupt. Society is reduced to clandestine tribes of survivors who indulge in warfare, battling one another over desolate wastelands. They are the Ancients, and Eden is their Lord. Legends cannot capture her skill as a warrior, but these stories of her ruthless past secure her title as King. A centuries-old war ravages her homeland. The tribes must unite against a force that outweighs the unnatural resilience of Earth's survivors. Mars: a utopia of refugees who outlasted the apocalypse. They spent the nuclear winter pushing the boundaries of military technology, sacrificing their resources to satisfy their greed. Now the Martian Colonies are unsustainable. Their Minister vows to reclaim the Earth for his people's sake--and he will stop at nothing to bring King Eden's reign to an end. When the Martians capture her heir to the throne, King abandons her homeland to regain the one thing that makes her human. This faces King with a savage choice: surrender to Mars in exchange for her son and the enslavement of her people, or challenge the Minister's army of metal titans and nightmarish experiments. Failure is inevitable, victory promises sacrifice. But King is no stranger to an impossible fight. After all, she is the Lord of Ancients, and power is indeed in the hands of the bloodthirsty. This story is also available on Wattpad
8 166 - In Serial6 Chapters
Show Me The Stars (Anakin x Reader)
You are the little sister of Padme. The princess of Naboo. You have always hidden behind your sister's shadow. But, when you and your sister almost get killed, special Jedi come to protect you. One in particular takes an interest to you. Will he take you out of the shadows and show you the stars? #wattys2016
8 170

