《Meggy X Reader: Endgame》Bonus Chapter 34: An Arrow and Whistles

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Infinite: Holy fuck! Why are we getting so overpowered?!

G.O.L. Crystalonetta: Damn that Egghead!

Cristina: We're barely doing anything against these robots! They're heavily armored and are WAY more powerful!

SmeshBras123: Well, crap...

Antasma: If I die here, than I shall die along my good Jackal buddy!

Risky Boots: Same here!

(Y/N): We just gotta try and fight our way out of this clusterfuck!

Meggy: Right on!

Lost: Alright everyone, get prepared!

Francis: Bring it, you metal bastards! Let's see what Baldy Nosehair's creations are REALLY made of!

The robots marched closer towards you, as a loud whistle was heard in the distance.

(Y/N): Umm... Did anyone else just hear that?

Meggy: Yeah, I did...

Francis: Wait, guys... Do you... See something coming towards us?

Infinite: Huh?

Blackfang: What the fuck is that?!

An arrow suddenly flew past everyone, and started going through all of the robots.

Comet: Whoa!

Luna: What the actual fuck?

Clark: Who's doing this?

(Y/N): Whoever is doing it, thank you! We could of possibly died!

Robot 1: OH FUCK!

Robot 2: MY SCROTUMS!

Robot 3: OOOOFFFF!

???: Hahahaha! Man, that's a lot of fun to do.

Everyone turned around to see a blue man with a red fin on top of his head.

(Y/N): Whoa...

Yondu: What's up? Name's Yondu.

Infinite: Yondu?! From Guardians of the Galaxy?! That's freakin' cool!

Yondu: Huh! You kinda remind of Rocket.

G.O.L. Crystalonetta: Thanks for the help, Yondu!

Yondu: No problem.

(Y/N): Ah, crap!

Meggy: Guys, more of them are incoming!

Antasma: Get ready to-

Yondu: Hold on a sec... Let me deal with this.

Lost: Huh?

Yondu started to whistle, as the Yaka Arrow slowly levitated.

Lucy: Oooooh...

Smoke: A levitating arrow? Interesting.

Robot 4: Dafuq is that?

Infinite: What is it? Well, it's your DOOM. FUCK EM UP!

The Yaka Arrow started flying towards the robot crowd.

Robot 4: Wait, what the fu-

Yondu: BOOM!

The Yaka Arrow went through Robot 4, and started speeding it's way through multiple robots as it left behind a red streak of light.

(Y/N): This is awesome! What a way to kill an army so quickly!

Robot 5: No, this isn't fair! I call hax- GAHHHHHH!!!

Robot 6: RUN BITCHES! RUN!

Robot 7: THIS GLOWING ARROW THING IS CHASING US!

Machito: Yeah!

ReaderFromWR: That's how you kick ass!

After a while, the robot swarm was defeated, as Yondu whistled again and grabbed the Yaka Arrow.

SB123 Meggy: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!

SmeshBras123: Spectacular work, Yondu!

Cristina: Defiantly!

Yondu: We're not done yet, boys and girls! I know there's more of those fellas around!

(Y/N): What are we waiting for, then? Let's do this!

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Meggy: Yeah!

Jen: Time to kick ass!

(Meanwhile...)

Wario-man was playing Super Mario Maker 2 on his Nintendo Switch, as Xeggy and Dark Squid burst into the room.

Xeggy: Sweetie!

Wario-man: WHAT IS IT?! I'm trying to concentrate!

Dark Squid: No time for games! We have some bad news! Actually, VERY bad news!

Wario-man: Uh oh...

Xeggy: All those powerful robots Eggman created are all destroyed!

Wario-man: EXCUSE ME?! Are you serious?!

Xeggy: We're not joking! Weird thing is, all of the robots had a hole in them!

Wario-man: A hole?

Dark Squid: Something powerful managed to take all of the robots down at once... But what could it of been...?

Xeggy: No damn idea...

Wario-man put his Nintendo Switch down, and growled.

Dark Squid: Uh oh...

Wario-man: Send Sahelanthropus 2.0 out!

Dark Squid: SIR, YES SIR!

(Back with you...)

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Thief: What's with all of the screaming- OH MY FUCKING GOD!

The Yaka Arrow pierced through Thief's head, and flew back to Yondu.

Angelina: Hahahaha! That's what you get, asshole!

Yondu: Seems like you really hated that guy...

Angelina: Dang right I do! Glad he's dead!

A bunch of Helicopters suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

(Y/N): Huh?!

Robot 8: You're dead, big boy!

Robot 9: Your puny arrow cannot kill us now!

Yondu: ...You serious?

Robot 10: Yes, we're serious-

The Yaka Arrow flew towards the Helicopters and started going through the glass.

Robot 8: OHHHH, SHIIIIT!

Robot 9: MAH SEXY FACE!

Robot 10: OWWW! THAT REALLY HURT!

The Helicopters spun out of control, and crashed.

Yondu: And that's how it is done!

SB123 Mario: YEAH! Suck my pingas!

Viger: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Sahelanthropus 2.0 landed on top of a building, and let out a mighty roar.

(Y/N): Ah, shit. Here we go again.

The cockpit opened, revealing Orange Angel who was sticking both her middle fingers up.

Antasma: AH HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!!!

Risky Boots: You better stop that, or I'll cut your fingers off!

Orange Angel: Hmm... Nah! I'm gonna kill all of you!

Infinite: Just try it, Orange Bitch!

Orange Angel: Hahahahahahahaha! You will never defeat-

The Yaka Arrow suddenly flew through Orange Angel's hand.

G.O.L. Crystalonetta: OOF...!

Orange Angel: *Instant realization* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Y/N): Whoa!

Orange Angel: AGHHH, MY HAND!!!

The Yaka Arrow then went through Orange Angel's throat, as she started to choke and gag.

Meggy: Oh, wow!

Sahelanthropus 2.0 fell off the building, and exploded.

Infinite: *Presses button* That was easy.

G.O.L. Crystalonetta: Defiantly...

Orange Angel: *Choking*

SB123 Mario slapped Orange Angel across the face.

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Orange Angel: I am ded. Not big surprise.

SB123 Mario: Well, another job done!

ReaderFromWR: That arrow is OP as hell...

Angelina: Yeah...

Yondu: Uh oh, I see another one of em coming.

(Y/N): Huh?

Meggy 2.0: Well, hello there!

Yondu: Seriously?

(Y/N): Ah, the fake Meggy.

Fishy Boopkins: Hey, Meggy 2.0! Do you like anime?

Meggy 2.0: Yes I do. Hentai too. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Y/N): *Facepalm*

Yondu: Can I kill this person-

A spear came out of nowhere and went into Meggy 2.0's leg.

Meggy 2.0: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! ARGHHHH...! OWWWW! LOOK AT THIS!

Sapphire: *Laugh*

Deathwind: Nice one, Sapphire!

A few Jackals started to chuckle.

Meggy 2.0: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, THROW ME A SPEAR!

Jackal Spearman: Oh, sure!

(Y/N): Oh, wow.

Meggy: Turns out the faker is dumb...

SB123 Mario: Dumber than me!

The Jackal Spearman gave a Spear to Sapphire, as she threw it, and it went into Meggy 2.0's other leg.

Meggy 2.0: *Marx Soul Earrape Death scream*

Deathwind: *Laughs uncontrollably*

(Y/N): Meggy 2.0, you are so stupid!

Meggy: Yeah!

Meggy 2.0: AHHHH! AHHHH, AHHHH!

Jackals: *Markiplier laugh*

Meggy 2.0 fell to the ground and died.

Doc: Well, that was something!

Yondu: I feel like that was a reference to something... But I'm not sure what.

(Even more later...)

You sliced Xeggy in half, as she screamed loudly and died.

Wario-man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Turlandb: Yeah, Xeggy is down for the count!

Yondu: Oi, Wario-man!

Wario-man: W-wah... What is it?

The Yaka Arrow went through Wario-man's arm.

Wario-man: *Head shrinks* OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Yondu whistled again, as the Yaka Arrow went through Wario-man's pingas.

(Y/N): Oh, shit...!

Wario-man: *Homer Simpson scream* MAH DICK FELL OFF!

Antasma: Well, no babies for you when you meet Xeggy in the Void!

Everyone started to laugh.

Wario-man: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Yondu: Of course it is!

Cristina: *Giggle*

Lost: Jesus... All this laughing has killed my lungs...

Infinite: Mine too, god this day has been beautiful.

Wario-man slowly lifted the Power Glove and disappeared.

G.O.L. Crystalonetta: Damn.

Risky Boots: What an unfortunate situation for Wario-man.

Infinite: Indeed...

(Y/N): So, what's next apart from dying from laughter?

Meggy: Not sure...

Yondu: Oh?

Ice Jackal: HELLO THERE, BOYS!

Infinite: AH, SHITE!

Turlandb: A Shadow Jackal!

Everyone's legs suddenly got frozen.

(Y/N): Uh oh!

Cristina: Crap, we're stuck!

SmeshBras123: I can't move!

Ice Jackal: Time to freeze to death, biotches!

Yondu: Uh uh uh!

Ice Jackal: Wait, who the fuck is that?

Yondu whistled, as the Yaka Arrow levitated and flew through Ice Jackal's eye.

Meggy: Oh!

SB123 Mario: DAMNNNN!

Ice Jackal: MY POOR EYE!

SmeshBras123: Shit...!

G.O.L. Crystalonetta: Cristina, fire the Phoenix Bow!

Cristina: Sure!

Yondu: Go on ahead, he's distracted!

Cristina fired the Phoenix Bow, as one arrow went into Ice Jackal's leg, one went into his arm, and the other went into his chest.

Ice Jackal: OOOFFF!!!

SmeshBras123: Awesome shooting!

Ice Jackal: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!

Infinite started stabbing the ice, which broke it.

Ice Jackal: Well, shit.

Infinite: YEET!

The Jackal threw his sword, which went directly into Ice Jackal's head and killed him.

Doc: Another one bites the dust!

Yondu: Guys, we ain't done yet!

(Y/N): What- HOLY SHIT!

A massive swarm of robots charged towards you.

Meggy: Get ready to fight!

Infinite: Multiversal Heroes, fight for the future!

Everyone started to fight the robots, while Yondu sat on a rock and began to read.

(Y/N): Yondu, we need help!

Yondu: I GOT YOU, FAM!

Yondu started whistling again, as the Yaka Arrow started going through the robots.

(Y/N): Thanks!

Everybody got surrounded by robots, and began to fight their way out.

Yondu: Woo!

(Y/N): This is so much fun!

Luna: Defiantly!

Clark: Yeah!

Machito: You tin cans stand no chance against us at all!

Comet: Give up now, or suffer the consequences your friends did!

Robot 11: Never- OW!

Robot 12: GAH!

Robot 13: ARGH! D-damn... Arrow...

Machito stabbed the ground with his Wind Sabers, sending a few robots flying backwards. Clauds turned into a Kraken and started flattening robots that got in her way.

Meggy: Die, freaks!

SB123 Meggy: Fire!

The two Meggys fired their Inkzookas.

Robot 14: I blame this on number 16.

Robot 16: HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!

Robot 15: We're dead.

The missiles exploded, sending ink and metal flying.

(A while of fighting and robot genocide later...)

Yondu: HA! You guys stood absolutely no chance at all!

Wario-man appeared again, this time with armor and a Double Bladed Sword.

Infinite: Ah, here we go. A real challenge...

Wario-man: I'm so annoyed... But that Yaka Arrow is the cause of all this! More than fifty percent of my army has been destroyed because of that damn thing!

Cristina: I sense some salt!

Wario-man: Oh, be quiet!

Yondu: Come on, everyone... Let's finish this.

(Y/N): KICK HIS ASS!

Everyone charged at Wario-man, as Yondu whistled and the Yaka Arrow began to levitate again.

Yondu: Prepare to die horribly, Wario-man!

Wario-man: Wahahahahaha!

Infinite: Let us bring peace to the Multiverse once more!

Wario-man threw a punch, as the Multiversal Heroes prepared to attack.

(And that is TRULY it! I hope you enjoyed these three bonus chapters! Man, I love Yondu so much. His character development is a ten out of ten for me.)

(Let's get an F in the chat for Yondu!)

Anyways, lata!

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