《Meggy X Reader: In Real Life》Chapter 3: Problems Arise
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Mitch: That film was good!
(Y/N): Right on it was!
SMG4: Full of memes. LOTS OF MEMES!
Tari: *Giggle*
Meggy: So, what shall we do now?
Mitch: Hmm... I feel liking playing some good old games on the Wii.
Crystal: Okay then!
(Y/N): Let's do it!
You walked into the gaming room, and looked through some of the games.
Meggy: Oh!
Infinite: What is it, Meggy?
Meggy picked up Wii Sports Resort.
(Y/N): Awesome choice!
Bowser: Hell yeah!
Mario: Nooooooo!
Mitch: Aw, come on, Mario! It's a fucking nostalgic game!
Meggy: Yeah! Why don't you like it?
Mario: Because it's about exercise! That's boooooring!
Meggy did her puppy eyes.
Mario: *Thoughts: Meggy...*
Meggy: Pppllleeeaaassseee?
Mario: Okay, I'll play.
Meggy: Yay!
You grabbed a Wii remote, and began to play Wii Sports Resort.
(Meanwhile in the SMG4 world...)
SMG3 and Desti carefully walked into the castle, and went into SMG4's room.
Desti: Nice.
SMG3: Alright, we're here. Now...
Desti: How are we gonna open this portal up?
SMG3: I got it. Stand back.
Desti: Hmm?
SMG3 started to scream, and slammed his hands on the keyboard rapidly.
Desti: SMG3...? I don't think this is a good idea...
SMG3 continued to scream, and punched the computer. The portal opened up, as the evil couple looked at each other.
Desti: Okay, forget what I said.
SMG3: Let's go!
The two jumped into the portal, as it closed. Luna walked into the room and yawned.
Luna: H-huh...? What was that screaming...? Must of been my imagination...
SMG3 and Desti traveled through the wormhole, and flew out of Mitch's computer.
Desti: Ow!
SMG3: You okay, my love?
Desti: Yeah... Oof...
SMG3: Well, here we are. The Real Life World.
Desti: Whoa. This looks cool.
SMG3: Yeah... Jesus Christ...
Desti: We'll explore later. For now, let's go kick some ass!
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SMG3: Yep!
(Back with you...)
(Y/N): Owari Da!
B0b: NaNi?!
You hit Bob off the platform, sending him crashing into the water.
B0b: GoDdAmMiT!
Meggy: Nice one, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Thanks, Meggy!
Mitch: Nice use of the Owari Da meme.
Mario: I'm getting bored. Can we play Super Mario Galaxy?
Mitch: HELL YEAH WE CAN!!!
SMG3: I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to interrupt you.
(Y/N): Wait...
You turned around, and saw SMG3 and Desti there.
Meggy: What?! Desti?!
Desti: Hiya!
Mitch: How the hell did you two get here?!
SMG3: That doesn't matter! Now... We're gonna cause some trouble!
(Y/N): Oh, really? Just try-
SMG3 walked past you, and went up to Infinite.
Infinite: What, you gonna fight me first? Umm... Let me check... Your power level is only three hundred thousand... While mine is fifty million! Get stronger, bitch!
SMG3: SIKE!
Infinite: What-
SMG3 punched Infinite with his Gauntlet, sending the Jackal flying out of the window.
Crystal: Honey!
(Y/N): Hey! Not cool!
Infinite: Grr... What a cheap shot!
Mitch: Kick their asses, Infinite!
Infinite tried to activate Jackal's Wrath, but he couldn't.
Meggy: Huh?
Infinite: What the fuck...? I can't activate Jackal's Wrath!
SMG3: This Gauntlet has some side effects.
Desti: It can take away anyone's power for a while!
Crystal: That's so cheating!
(Y/N): Yeah!
Infinite: Shit... I can't do anything...! I can't even turn Super! Or teleport!
SMG3: That's what you get, you weak Jackal!
Desti: That's what you deserve to be!
You grabbed the Gauntlet, as it suddenly shocked you.
(Y/N): OW! The fuck?!
SMG3: Self-defense system, bitch!
Meggy threw a Splat Bomb at Desti.
Desti: Oh, crap!
The Splat Bomb exploded, sending everyone flying through the house.
Mitch: Agh!
(Y/N): That hurt...
Meggy: That wasn't the best idea...
SMG3: My fucking head...
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Desti noticed that SMG3's forehead was bleeding.
SMG3: I'm lightheaded...
Desti: Oh, hell no! You hurt my boyfriend!
Mitch: Wait, do this outside-
Meggy and Desti started firing their Splattershots.
Mario: AAAHHHHHHH!!!
Luigi hid underneath a table, and cried.
Toad: Man, this is awesome!
B0b: I wOnDeR wHo WiLl WiN?
(Y/N): *Thoughts: Useless...* Meggy! I'm coming to help!
You took your Splattershot out, and found Meggy and Desti firing at each other on the stairs.
Desti: Two versus one? Okay, then!
(Y/N): Bring it, Octopus Bitch!
You fired your Splattershot at Desti, she dodged the ink and fired back at you.
Meggy: Look out!
SMG3: Agh... I'm not done...
Desti: Stay down, babe! I got this!
Mitch grabbed SMG3, and threw him through a window.
SMG3: Shit! There's glass lodged into my stomach!
Mitch: That's what you get for punching... Me and Infinite...? Man, this is gonna get confusing...
SMG3: You asshole!
Mitch: I'll continue to beat this guy up! Take Desti down!
You jumped down the stairs, and fell on top of Desti.
Desti: Ow! Get off!
You started punching Desti in the face, and rammed her into the wall.
Meggy: Nice!
(Y/N): Not so tough, are ya?!
SMG3: Hang on a second, Desti...
Mitch: Uh uh uh! You gotta deal with me!
SMG3: Hmm... AHA! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
Mitch: What-
Crystal: Oh crap-
SMG3 punched the ground with the Gauntlet, creating a shock wave which took away everyone's powers.
(Y/N): SHIT!
Meggy: SMG3...!
Mitch: Goddammit!
Infinite: No... I-i can't even move now...
Desti: Haha! We got all of them!
SMG3: I love this Gauntlet!
Tari: Ow...
SMG4: I feel so weak...
Fishy Boopkins: Me too...
SMG3: Now, they'll all pass out soon. We'll go find another building, and take them there.
Desti: And then what?
SMG3: We hope someone comes into this world, such as SB123 Mario and SB123 Meggy. Those two are the reason why the other SMG3 and Desti turned good!
Desti: Alrighty then!
You passed out, and fell to the floor.
(Uh oh, spaghettios...)
Anyways, lata!
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