《Meggy X Reader: In Real Life》Chapter 1: A New World
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You were sitting with Meggy, playing Splatoon 2 with everyone else.
Infinite: GET THEM!
B0b: YeAh!
Mario: Punch the living shit out of them!
(Y/N): This team is going down!
Meggy: And... We won!
(Y/N): Yes!
Crystal: Pay up, Saiko.
Saiko: Ugh, fine.
Crystal: Thank you.
Saiko gave Crystal $10, and continued to drink her wine.
Tari: Hey, has anyone seen SMG4?
(Y/N): Hmm? Nope. Not at all.
Meggy: I haven't seen him today at all!
Tari: Weird...
Infinite: I'm pretty sure I saw him around his room, then he just randomly disappeared.
Crystal: I see. We'll check in his room, then.
You put the controller down, walked upstairs and knocked on SMG4's door.
(Y/N): SMG4? You in there?
No response.
Meggy: Okay, forget this!
(Y/N): Wha-
Meggy kicked the door open, SMG4 was at his computer observing memes.
(Y/N): Oh.
Tari: SMG4?
SMG4: AH! Oh, it's just you, Tari.
(Y/N): You've been quiet lately... Is something wrong?
SMG4: No... I'm just busy concentrating on some work.
Saiko: Looking at memes is work? Seriously?
SMG4: Memes are my life!
Mario: That's so very sad! (Earrape Violin)
(Y/N): Let's continue on with our day.
SMG4: You do that. I'm gonna observe more smexy memes! Hmm... Dank Memes, Thanos Memes, Spaghetti Memes, Endgame mem-
Mario: SPAGHETTI MEMES?!
Infinite: Uhhh...
Mario pushed SMG4 off the computer, and started to slam his hands on the keyboard.
Crystal: Mario, you shouldn't do that...
Mario: Nonsense! I'm a master computer user! I also have a hacking license!
Meggy: Hacking license?
Mario held up a very badly drawn card with his face on it.
Infinite: Seriously? Okay, no more computer, we're reading books from now on-
Mario jumped at Infinite, and started to bite him.
Luna: Dad!
(Y/N): Mario, stop!
Infinite: AH! JESUS CHRIST!
You kicked Mario in the face, and helped Infinite get up from the floor.
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Infinite: Thanks... Ouch... He bit my tail...
SMG4: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' COMPUTER?!
The monitor had a Blue Screen of Death on display.
(Y/N): Oh, that sucks...
Mario: Oooooh, Mario did an oopsie!
SMG4: Damn it, Mario! Now my computer is fucked!
Crystal: Wait...
Meggy: Something strange is happening to the computer.
(Y/N): Huh?
The computer started to glow and shake.
Luna: Uhhh...
The computer started to make loud static noises, as the screen turned into a portal, which started to suck everything in.
Infinite: OH SHIT!
(Y/N): Mario, what did you do?!
Mario: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Tari: AAAAAHHHHH!
Tari got sucked into the portal.
SMG4: TARI! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!
Meggy: Wait!
SMG4 jumped into the portal. Fishy Boopkins lost his grip and got sucked into the portal.
B0b: BoOpKiNs!
Fishy Boopkins: AAHH, HELP MEEEEE!
B0b: Oh, PiSs!
Bob got sucked into the portal, Saiko lost her grip and got sucked in as well. Soon enough, it was just you, Meggy, Infinite, Crystal and Luna.
Meggy: I can't hold on for much longer!
Crystal: I can't either! AAAAHHHH!
Infinite: CRYSTAL!
Luna: MOM!
Infinite let go of the table, and followed Crystal into the portal.
(Y/N): Meggy, we can't do anything! We have to let go!
Meggy: Ugh... F-fine...
You held hands with Meggy, and fell into the portal as it closed.
Luna: Oh no... I need to tell everyone about what just happened!
Francis ran into the room.
Francis: What happened?! I just heard a shit ton of screaming!
Luna: Dad, mom and the others got sucked into the computer!
Francis: WHA?! How?!
Luna: Don't ask me! We need to tell Aunt SB123 Meggy and Uncle SB123 Mario!
Francis: Right!
(Meanwhile in another dimension...)
It was a bright, sunny day. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming. One teen had just finished up his latest chapter of Infinite X Crystal.
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???: Yes! I have done it! I hope Smesh likes it.
The teen got up from his chair, and left his room to make a cup of tea. The computer started to shake.
(Y/N): We've been going through this wormhole for a while!
Meggy: I wonder where it leads?
Luigi: Hopefully somewhere safe...
Mario: Oooooh.
Bowser: I think I see the exit!
(Y/N): Alright!
A portal opened in front of the computer, as you went flying out of it and landed on a bed.
(Y/N): Hmm? What the hell?
Meggy suddenly landed on you.
(Y/N): Oof!
Meggy: Sorry, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): It's fine...
SMG4: INCOMING!
Mario: HOLY SHIT!
Luigi: MAMA MIAAAAAAAAA!
(Y/N): *Homer Simpson Scream*
Everyone else landed on you.
(Y/N): ARGH, MY PINGAS!
Bowser: Ow...
SMG4: Wait, where are we even?
Meggy: I don't know... We're in a bedroom by the looks of it.
Tari: Wait a second, Infinite and Crystal are not here!
Luigi: Oh no!
(Y/N): So we've been separated...
Meggy: Great.
Saiko: This place actually looks pretty nice. There's a Walking Dead poster on the wall there.
B0b: HmMmM...
Fishy Boopkins: Any anime related stuff I can play around with?
SMG4: Doesn't look like it, Boopkins.
Bowser: I'm hungry. Let's go see if there's a kitchen.
(Y/N): Alright then-
You turned around to see the owner of the room in front of you.
???: Uhhh...
(Y/N): Uhhh...
The teen grabbed a Lightsaber, and began to swing it around.
Meggy: WHOA!
???: What the hell?! Wait... (Y/N)? Meggy? SMG4? Everyone else?! What are all you doing here in my house?!
Mario: Why does this guy seem familiar?
???: Oh, this might be hard to believe, but I'm actually Infinite the Jackal.
Mario: No you're not! Infinite is not British!
(Y/N): Wait... YOU'RE Infinite...?!
???: Yep. But my real name is-
(NOPE! Cliffhanger. My name will be revealed tomorrow.)
(I wonder how this will play out? Now I gotta take care of these guys. Wish me luck. XD)
Anyways, lata!
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