4, 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧

bestest of friendsies

az im being tagged in like a million clips of u singing

sorry, sappitus :(

we know, sapnap. it's been going on for hours but you were too busy sleeping

im sorry, not everyone is nocturnal like dream or bri ish like u

i'm not nocturnal. i was just bored last night

phoning me is a last resort, clay?

never

ok but i ship it

what

what

i don't

dream isnt good enough to be honest

azzy is actually funny AND a girl

stop acting like i'm not here george

awww, gogy

also, az, could you please get off my recommended? i've already seen this 234203948 times

bitch, get off of mine. 3 manhunts is fun but after that i get tired

then go to sleep and wake up and then watch more :3

you only watched 3?

i watched them in a ROW tho

you only watched 3?

i'm sorry. i'll watch the rest later, promise! they're actually really fun

i raided you and got you trending, lewis. i expect compensation ;)

lewis wtf

EW IS THAT A WINKY FACE EW EW EW

please never send that ever again

i meant to type a smiley face

ok dream

OK DREAM

sapnap stop copying me

george im literally not

green lantern

hey

hey, what's up?

just wanted to say thank you for the raid yesterday and for everything else

everything else?

like inviting me to this group, helping me make friends with everyone. i know you don't want me to know that it's you behind all these shenanigans but i can't help telling you how grateful i am

don't thank me. you're the one that fits right in, az

last night was the happiest i've been for a long time

yeah?

that stream was like...a dream lol. the chat made me feel so accepted. i know that's cringe to say but it's true. i've never sang on camera before and it's just nice knowing that there are people out there that like me

how could anyone not like you?

idk but these past few days and just talking to you guys has been really fun

it's been fun for me too. all of us really like you

thank you, clay

anytime, lewis

you know, i still can't figure you out

really?

i didn't expect you to be so humble and like generous

sorry, i'll make sure to be a dick from now on :)

yeah well that'll be hard

careful or i might call you a simp

you can. i mean i am kinda simping. but also don't because my reputation...

so if you don't hate me anymore, can i delete this?

NICK AGAIN SKJFOISJEFOSJEFOISE

i'll keep this one though

that's awful dream WHY

what? it's cute

not funny >:(

hey az could you do me a favour

depends

join my smp tonight

...

"Hello again, TommyInnit," I say into my microphone, staring blankly at the blocky character in front of mine.

He turns his cubic head to me and stares back. "Hello, Azz-pen. You're British."

"I'm half American but essentially yes."

"The British gene is a strong one. We counteract that dirty half."

"Where are you going with this, TommyInnit?"

"Azz-pen, have you considered joining L'Manberg?"

"Just the name sounds very corrupt, TommyInnit."

He scoffed a laugh. "It's not 'corrupt', Azz-pen. Yes, we sell drugs but those are for the benefit of our nation. It's for the people. We're democratic, you see. We don't have an angry, tyrannical green bitch running it. Also, there are no Americans. None of 'em."

"All I want is free stuff, TommyInnit. I can be bought."

"I'll buy you. Uh, not like that, chat. Here. An apple. Bet Dream doesn't give you apples."

"No," I say, smiling through my laugh, "he gives me netherite."

"What a simp," Tommy mumbles into the mic. "Right, Tubbo is being murdered. I have to go. Let me know if you want to join, Azz-pen. Be quick, though. There's like a war going on." And he leaves the call.

...

Now I'm hiding in L'Manberg, away from the drama going on at the centre. Drama as in the war or whatever. You see, chat and I are brewing potions. Not drugs. Potions. I repeat, these are not drugs.

My chat asks me to join General 1 so I do.

"Hi, everyone. Except for Eret," I say, walking out of the van and inspecting the scene. Everything looks torn to bits and both sides of the war are standing in the ruins. Uh, okay.

"You're not even on their side," Eret chuckles.

"I don't need to be to think you're a traitor, Eret."

"Yeah, bitch!" Tommy yells at Eret. "We harbour smart women!"

Wilbur snorts at that. "No, we don't actually steal women. Tommy. Shh."

"Is this the post-war convo?" I ask, looking at all of them. "Cl--Dream, did you actually just burn Wilbur's carrot?"

"Did you just almost call him Clay?" Tommy asks, curious.

"He did burn my carrot actually," Wilbur says with venom. "A token of generosity, even after he kills my men and ruins my independent nation."

Dream laughs, focusing on me. "Az, what are you doing in L'Manchildberg?"

"Uh, you know. Drugs. I'm an addict. Help."

"You guys gave her drugs?"

Wilbur coughs. "Well, you see, Dream--"

"Now the war is definitely not over," Sapnap says, giving me some steak.

"Shut up, Sap-nap!" Tommy shouts.

"I can't believe you guys actually stole a woman too," George pipes up.

Tommy groans, slamming his hands on his keyboard. "I hate sharing a country with you, George-Not-Found."

"Boys, there's no need to fight over me. There's enough to go around."

"Nobody's fighting--"

"Shut up, Eret," everybody says at the same time. Even the people not on L'Manberg's side say it, starting a trail of laughter.

"Nice voice though, Eret."

"Thank you, Tommy."

Little did I know that this stream would get me loads of new viewers and friends.

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greenish

you don't suit 49% american

↳ really wilbur do i not soot it

i cant believe you pinned wilbur just because of a stupid pun

i like green

↳ especially on men lol

Azzpen, I can see your middle finger. Mum says that's rude

↳ it's tommy, innit?

the prettiest ever ↳ kith me niki

NEON

↳ NICK HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH ILY

istg these pics are clues

ur not single

I may be✊ a communist 🚩⚒⭐️ but if i see👀 a fine 💯👌😩 capitalist 💰🇺🇸 girl 👱‍♀️ you bet😤🙌 imma be tryna seize 👐 the means of dat booty 🍑🍆💦💯

↳ need more men like this