"Why the fuck would he do that?"

"Are you certain, it's hi-"

"Is that normal ex behavior?"

"He's an idiot for letting you go."

"How'd you guys break up?"

"What?"

Ihim

"With who?"

Typical

"Was he hot?"

"I'm jealous."

"Someone got to have sex with you, whilst you were in a relationship-"

"-and you refuse to give me a peck on the check, when you're-"

"I hate you sometimes- no, I didn't even know you till August the thirteenth, 2:05am."

"Of course, I do, it's uhm, well-"

"I asked Jayden to grab me someone's number and he proceeded to ask Ocean who gave it to him who gave it to me."

"Yep."

"We're a match, huh?"

"Go on a date with me."

"Shit, that came out demanding- okay, Tutu dearest, would you let me take you on a date?"

"I'd respect your decision, and try again later."

"No, bring your own snacks."

"Don't be a brat, love."

"Yes."

"Don't worry, you won't be disappointed, sweetheart."