《Mister Night | ✓》10
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"Tutuuuuuu..."
"Say, what nowwwww?"
"Babe, doesn't it hurt?"
"You're coooooool, babeee."
"What does that mean?"
"Of courseeee..."
"Just a lil' bit."
"We can head to the crib in a lil' bit."
I can show you how I live in a lil' bit
"I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil' bit."
"Take 'em off and pull 'em down just a lil' bit."
"Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil' bit."
"Huh? What?"
"In my room, sweetheart."
"What type of question is thaaaaat?"
"Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine... Dakota's not fine, though."
"My liver."
"My liver. That thing in my leg?"
"Oh yeah? Fuck- Dakota would have loved you, big brains. I mean, who wouldn't? You're so amazing-"
"Yeah, he's dead."
"..."
"Yes? Mhm, this Vodka is delicious, you want soooome, Tutu?"
"I wish I didn't drink, too. My liver, babeee..."
"Listen, listen, my liver's so kind. And helpful. And responsible- I'm supposed to love and cherish him, right? But, here I am drinking and drinking and drinking and it'll end up killing hi... grr..."
"But I can't, you see? I'm a stubborn, self-centered, egoistic asshole who doesn't give a shit about anyone. Not even his liver? Nope, not even his damn liver-"
"Whyyyy?"
"You're so bossy... It's such a turn on..."
"And your face, too. Jesus, I'd fuck you into a coma."
"It's hard not too adore you when you're such a spitfire. You're like an enigma, so intriguing."
"No, I don't have a crush on you, okay?"
"Of course, I don't like you- noooooope. One hundred percent sure I don't like you, okay? I was-"
"-just complimenting you, because I wanna make you happy."
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totally
"Look at you being sarcastic when I'm tryna make your day- or night, whatever..."
"Sweetheart, you give me migraines."
"And, acid reflux."
"And, moths."
"No, moths. Why does everyone think of butterflies? I don't like 'em. Moths are fucking prettier, say what you may."
"Woah, did you just agree with meeee?"
-"
"Nope! No, take backs, Tuuuutuuuu."
"So, is my... snake sometimes."
"Yeah. A python. 'Ssssssss."
"In my pants, babeeeee."
"Want a picture?"
Testa di cazzo.
"Well, you could be my pet."
"You love it."
"...I think I'm gonna throw up."
Happy Vomiting."
"Wait- I have a question, sweetheart."
"Everything's gonna be okay, right?"
"Pinky promiseeeee?"
_
whats up with maxon?🤡
who knows that songggg thooooo lmfao
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