"Ello, love."

"You secretly love it."

"You will soon."

"What could you possibly be busy with on a Friday evening?"

"Are you insinuating that I don't have a life?"

"You're not completely wrong."

"...So, interrupting your sleep was a good idea. Felt bad for doing that, but if that's what you want, I've no objection."

"Of course. I'm quite the gentleman, I've been told."

"You always have something negative to say, don't you?"

"Wait- tell me your name, pretty girl."

"Whoa, cute."

"How so?"

"Because, it's beautiful."

"You do, but I'd rather call you, Lucifer."

"What- what the fuck was that?"

"Uhm."

"She... hung up- on me."