maxon

"Hello, user. This is Siri, I'm trapped in this phone, and my user harrasses me all day. A quick escape?"

"Of course not, that was all me."

Oh look, a psychopath

"No, I'm not. How rude."

"'Fraid not, love."

"Thought it'd be cheesy."

"...Yet."

"While I'm gagging you? Uh, no that's quite the turn-off-"

"Will you be there?"

"I like you, already."

"Company."

Prank calls

"Bored, yes. Prank call, no. I've called you for a reason; to casually talk, of course."

"Uh... no."

"What- no, why would you-"

"That's nasty and no? What the f-"

"I want to talk to you."

"Busy with what?"

"And you called me a psychopa-"

"Yo, I'm an insomniac."