《[TFF]Crack on a Highway (On Hiatus)》"That's A Lotta Dam-"
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“Bryan! Bryan, turn! Turn!”
“I can’t turn!”
“That’s it, we’re all going to die. Monty, this is your fault.”
“What did I do?!”
“Told you Chica, I told you that you would regret those words.”
“Shush it, Freddy.”
“I still don’t know what I did!”
“Uno!”
“Aww…”
“Hah! Take that coppers!”
“Foxy, give me the flamethrower!”
“Bank incoming!”
The truck slams into the bank as the animatronics jump out of the vehicle. Sparks fly, Reddy loses his bucket, J. Foxy is trying to chase a tire, it's complete chaos.
“That’s a lotta dam-.”
“Shut it Monty.” G. Chica says, holding his snout closed.
“Now what? We still need to get to Freddy-Land, and now we don’t have a car.” Bryan grumbles, crossing his arms.
“Uhh, I have a friend I could call, they could get us there.” Reddy says, helping J. Freddy up.
“Oh, awesome!” Bryan says, no longer grumpy “Do you have a phone to call them?”
“No…” Reddy mumbles.
“Oh! Ye need a phone? Here.” J. Foxy says, rubber hanging from his teeth, as he pulls a phone out of his eye.
“Thx Foxy.” Reddy says, taking the phone.
*timeskip to where they figure out how to use the phone, while simultaneously running from the cops*
The phone rings twice, before the person on the other end picks up.
“Who’s this?” The ‘cat’ on the other end asks.
“Pineapple on warm sunny day, money rain on cans in Mexico. Going to land of the king with the jester’s children.” Reddy says, everyone gives him a strange look as they continue to run.
“How many of the children are of the jester?”.
“All children are of the joking, none are of goats, rest from a missing star.”.
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“Shall those of goats be joining?”.
“If goats want to, then they shall. If goats want fun, bring father goat.”
“The goats shall have fun, but the size of the wagon may not fit.”
“Then the biggest wagon shall come from the fields.”
“The fields it is, I shall see thee in the near times.”
“Yes, see you in the times near.” Reddy says, hanging up the phone.
“What the heckity just happened?” Bryan asks.
“Oh! Charlie is bringing a bus from the fields, and is letting father goat join the children of the jester and stars.” Reddy says excitedly.
“Wha-”
“He said his friend Charlie is bring a bus, and that he’ll be bringing Davis with him.” J. Chica explains.
“Oh, cool.” Bryan says.
“Wait, who is Davis?”
“Father goat, brother of father jester.”.
“Ah, I see.”
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