《[TFF]Crack on a Highway (On Hiatus)》"That's A Lotta Dam-"
Advertisement
“Bryan! Bryan, turn! Turn!”
“I can’t turn!”
“That’s it, we’re all going to die. Monty, this is your fault.”
“What did I do?!”
“Told you Chica, I told you that you would regret those words.”
“Shush it, Freddy.”
“I still don’t know what I did!”
“Uno!”
“Aww…”
“Hah! Take that coppers!”
“Foxy, give me the flamethrower!”
“Bank incoming!”
The truck slams into the bank as the animatronics jump out of the vehicle. Sparks fly, Reddy loses his bucket, J. Foxy is trying to chase a tire, it's complete chaos.
“That’s a lotta dam-.”
“Shut it Monty.” G. Chica says, holding his snout closed.
“Now what? We still need to get to Freddy-Land, and now we don’t have a car.” Bryan grumbles, crossing his arms.
“Uhh, I have a friend I could call, they could get us there.” Reddy says, helping J. Freddy up.
“Oh, awesome!” Bryan says, no longer grumpy “Do you have a phone to call them?”
“No…” Reddy mumbles.
“Oh! Ye need a phone? Here.” J. Foxy says, rubber hanging from his teeth, as he pulls a phone out of his eye.
“Thx Foxy.” Reddy says, taking the phone.
*timeskip to where they figure out how to use the phone, while simultaneously running from the cops*
The phone rings twice, before the person on the other end picks up.
“Who’s this?” The ‘cat’ on the other end asks.
“Pineapple on warm sunny day, money rain on cans in Mexico. Going to land of the king with the jester’s children.” Reddy says, everyone gives him a strange look as they continue to run.
“How many of the children are of the jester?”.
“All children are of the joking, none are of goats, rest from a missing star.”.
Advertisement
“Shall those of goats be joining?”.
“If goats want to, then they shall. If goats want fun, bring father goat.”
“The goats shall have fun, but the size of the wagon may not fit.”
“Then the biggest wagon shall come from the fields.”
“The fields it is, I shall see thee in the near times.”
“Yes, see you in the times near.” Reddy says, hanging up the phone.
“What the heckity just happened?” Bryan asks.
“Oh! Charlie is bringing a bus from the fields, and is letting father goat join the children of the jester and stars.” Reddy says excitedly.
“Wha-”
“He said his friend Charlie is bring a bus, and that he’ll be bringing Davis with him.” J. Chica explains.
“Oh, cool.” Bryan says.
“Wait, who is Davis?”
“Father goat, brother of father jester.”.
“Ah, I see.”
Advertisement
-
In Serial190 Chapters
Getting Hard (Journey of a Tank)
Herald Stone always built tank characters in every MMORPG he played. To be immortal—that was his first Goal, a simple childhood dream. However, the turbulent realities of life put an end to his gaming days. Years passed, and Herald Stone, now having attained success and stability, was presented with the opportunity to redeem himself...to fulfill his first Goal. Trivial? Childish? Others might think so. But Herald Stone always fulfilled his Goals—every single one. No matter what. Immortality beckoned in Mother Core Online, and this time Herald Stone would answer. Choosing a long-forgotten race, hidden away in an unknown region, the journey of an immortal tank begins. This is the tale of Herald Stone...getting hard. Schedule: Mon-Wed-Fri-Sat, 10am Central/ 3pm GMT. ~1.8k-2.3k words per chapter. Also published on Scribblehub. My other ongoing story: REND | Royal Road Expect a focus on building a true tank in MMORPGs. Heavy game elements and numbers are present. But actual math will take a backseat to strategies involving skill builds and synergies that steadily become more complex while remaining understandable. The main character is atypical in LitRPGs or web novels as a whole. He might take some getting used to. Character arcs will develop over a long period. What you see now will be different as the main character changes. The start of Getting Hard is slow-paced (more so than others of the genre) and includes world-building and character development before focusing on the LitRPG.
8 635 -
In Serial31 Chapters
Kingdom of Rust
Ever since Bakus was little, he only wanted to be one thing when he grew up, a Chosen. So he trained diligently until he came of age with that sole purpose in mind. When he finally fulfills his lifelong wish, he finds out not everything is as he thought and he isn’t nearly as prepared as he should have been. He must now try and survive while he unravels the truth and figures out who he can trust. FYI, this story is a slow burn with an MC that isn't necessarily meant to be OP.
8 196 -
In Serial14 Chapters
A World to Call My Own
They say it only takes two generations for a person to be forgotten, but some names go down in history. The tyrants, the villains, the kings whos names will be remembered long after their empires are dead. But, there are those whose names live on long after even kings and emperors are gone. True heroes are never forgotten. Check out the latest chapters right here! I'll release each arc as I finish it on Tapas. Thanks so much for reading!
8 153 -
In Serial13 Chapters
EMBARGO
An unresponsive space station.An elite squad of assassins.Their mission is easy-get rid of the traitors committing mutiny, get out, and leave no traces behind.But things get complicated when no human life is found within the now abandoned station. And when two highly skilled soldiers-Lieutenant Yuuta Aoki and Major Xander Williams-are separated from the group: chaos breaks loose.Left to fight off creatures lurking in the depths of outer space, forced to face an investigation bigger than themselves, Xander and Yuuta must survive and escape death before it catches them first.
8 160 -
In Serial18 Chapters
Adopted By Laurenzside
Marlee is a 5 year old girl, she was dropped off at the adoption center around the age of two when her daddy killed her mommy. She always looks on the positive side. And for a 5 year old let's just say she is really smart.
8 196 -
In Serial18 Chapters
Dr Luthor - Supergirl AU
What if I told you that Clark Kent and Kara Danvers aren't aliens. They are doctors working at Danvers Hospital. They were fostered, Kara did go to the Danvers family and Clarke did go to the Kents. Clarke used to work at the hospital until he was called to an overseas job and never came home.Kara now works at the hospital where she made close friends with a certain someone, Dr Lena Luthor.I don't own the characters but I do own the plot and character development.
8 172
