Summary- When Peter's science class takes a trip to the tower AKA his home, things go a bit wrong. Code blue only means one thing. Nerf war.

(Peters P.O.V)

I was sat in my chemistry class doing the test.

And when I say doing it, I mean I finished it after ten minutes and am now waiting for Mr Cage to collect our papers.

I stare blankly out the window daydreaming my life away while people hurriedly try to finish their test in time.

Another five minutes pass and finally our teacher tells us to put our pens down and wait for him to collect them.

I stare impatiently at the clock, wanting to go home and work in the lab with dad, play some games with my uncles and train with my Aunt.

Finally the bell rings and everyone starts to pack up and leave, excited to have the weekend ahead of them, only to have Mr Cage yell for them to sit down.

Everyone grumbles as they sit back down, I roll my eyes, a habit I learnt from my dad and I sit back down angrily.

"Alright class, I know you want to leave but I have a special announcement for you," Mr Cage starts, murmurs of excitement erupt from the class.

"Settle down please. Now as you know we always have a field trip somewhere, well this year with have got an exclusive tour, before I tell you where we are going I want you all to be on your best behaviour, this is the schools reputation on the line and I only expect the best. We are going on a tour to, Stark tower," Mr Cage finished, the class started to shout with joy.

Ned was bouncing in his seat beside me and I couldn't help groaning and sinking into my seat.

Ned gave me a sympathetic look, him knowing who his family where but never going to the tower.

Flash turned around with a smirk covering his face and swipes his hand across his neck mouthing 'you're dead.'

I sigh as I grab my stuff and leave, not before grabbing a slip to go to my own house, I walk beside Ned and MJ and make our way to the front of the school.

I say goodbye to them and slip into the back of the sleek black SUV.

"Hey uncle Happy," I say cheerfully.

"Hey kid," he replies.

I ramble on about what happened at school until we get to the tower.

I get out with Happy beside me and we walk through the doors and head toward the scanner.

Happy walks through first and FRIDAY announces 'Happy Hogan: level 10. Welcome back Happy.'

Then I walk through 'Peter Stark: Level 10 welcome home Peter, boss would like me to tell you to go to his lab so you can work on the suit.'

"Thanks FRI," I reply happily knowing I can work on both mine and dad's suits.

Four hours later and we are making our way to the kitchen to eat with the rest of my family.

When I had got back from school, I had dumped my bag at the door, forgetting about the trip altogether and heading to the lab.

When I sat down, Auntie Tasha gave me a look and I was confused as I looked over to her, seeing a piece of paper in her hands.

I gulp and shake my head, her smirk grows on her face as everyone around us is talking.

"Hey guys. I have some news regarding our Petey," Aunt Nat says.

This catches everyone's attention, worry flashing across everyone's faces.

"Peter here has a field trip. To here," she says amusement dancing in her eyes.

Laughs were heard from around the table.

"Please don't embarrass me," I say, staring everyone around around the table.

My dad is the first to talk, "no promises," as those words where said I knew I was dead.

(TIMEZE SKIPZZZE CAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT)

It's the day of the trip and I just know this won't end well.

I am currently eating some waffles Uncle Steve made as the rest of my family start to trickle in.

Uncle Clint comes over to me and sits next to me, "you ready for today kid?" He asks smirk rising on his face.

"Oh yeah, definitely, can't wait to die of embarrassment" I reply sarcastically, while rolling my eyes.

Uncle Clint chuckles and starts to eat some waffles, I know he is planning something because he usually is never up this early.

I say goodbye to my family as they all reply evil smiles growing on all of their faces as I leave.

Once I arrive at school I see the classic yellow bus waiting for us and I walk over seeing Mr Cage.

He ushers me onto the bus and I spot Ned and MJ sat near the back.

I start walking toward them when Flash shouts, "hey Penis maybe you could introduce us to your best friend Tony Stark."

All his friends laugh at that and I just groan in annoyance.

I make it over to Ned who has the biggest smile ever, "dude do you think we will see your family?" Ned asks looking at me with hope in his eyes.

"Well because I'm there, most likely yes, they are just gonna be there to embarrass me," I reply solemnly.

Ned grows even more excited and says "I would love to be embarrassed by the avengers. So cool bro."

After that I plug my earphones in and listen to some music while looking out the window as we start moving towards the tower.

You can practically smell the excitement radiating of everyone but me who just wants to be swallowed by the earth.

Once we arrive the buzz of excitement grows as people look up to the tower, awestruck and mouths hanging open at the sheer size and beauty of it.

I just chuckle at their faces, seeing as I live here and see this everyday.

We all pile out of the bus to be met with Jon an intern who said he will be our tour guide.

"Hello Midtown, I am Jon and I will be your tour guide for today. You will be given a level one badge, that is for tours and paparazzi. Level 2-5 is for interns, like myself. level 6-8 is for scientists and head of departments. Level 9 is for people close to avengers or avengers that don't live here but visit. And finally level 10, this is for the avengers, Mr Stark and Miss potts, Happy Hogan and one other person," he says, every student listening intently to what is being said.

He starts going through the rules but I zone out already knowing them all, considering I helped make them.

He starts handing out the badges, and I know I won't get one so I pull out my one.

It is red and blue with webs on it, and my name.

Then I remember my name. Peter Stark, FRIDAY will say that name and not the name I go under at school.

I see Happy in the corner looking down at his phone and I make my way discreetly over to him.

"Uncle Happy, help me," I say, tone low so no one will notice.

He looks away from his phone with concern as he looks down to me.

"What's up kid. Are you hurt?" he questions.

I shake my head and reply with "my name, FRIDAY will say my real name not my fake one."

He nods his head in understanding and tells me he will work it out. I walk back to my group without being noticed and notice everyone now has a badge.

We start to make our way through the scanners and I can't help but worry.

Every time someone goes through the scanner FRIDAY announces them with 'welcome Guest: level 1'.

That is until I reach the scanner.

I gulp down my fear I step through everyone now looking my way as I was the last one through.

'Welcome back Peter Parker: level 10. Hello Peter, Miss Potts would like me to tell you she is sorry but they are planning something.'

I sigh, knowing what that means but happy that my true identity wasn't revealed.

Everyone looks at me in shock as I make my way over to Ned and MJ.

"Alright class, lets go. The first stop is to the lower level labs, then we will make our say up."

For the next two hours everything is normal until we are leaving and walking to lunch.

My spidey senses go off but not so much for danger more just a warning.

I hear shuffling from the vents and step to the side as Uncle Clint falls through landing where I was.

He is holding two blue nerf guns and looks around frantically.

Once his eyes land on my he jumps up and shoves a gun in my hand saying "code blue, normal teams. FRIDAY will say when it starts," then running off.

Everyone looks shocked and I can't help but sigh again. Of course this is what they had planned, a code blue means nerf war.

Two teams, blue my team with, Me, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Nat and Sam.

While red team is, dad, Vision, Wanda, Scott, Bruce and Dr Strange.

"What the fuck does code blue mean and why is Penis involved in it," Flash asks.

Jon looks irritated by the comment as I am friends with him as he replies "firstly his name is Peter and secondly code blue means a nerf gun war."

Everyone looks shocked again at that news, because why would an intern be in a nerf war with THE avengers.

Jon then speaks up again "alright class lets carry on to lunch."

Everyone follows muttering about what happened.

"OMG dude I can't believe this. you are going to have a nerf war with the avengers," Ned says.

I just nod preparing for what is about to happen.

Ten minutes pass and then I hear FRIDAY 'attention all those in a code blue. The game will begin now.'

I shoot out of my seat and see my team enter guns ready.

They all walk over as everyone in the hall is in awe as this is the tour cafeteria.

"You ready to beat some ass?" Auntie Tasha asks.

"Hell yeah, we need to keep our streak going," I reply completely forgetting that my class is all around me.

"We need a plan. I think we should flip some tables to take shelter and work from there. Red team will come down here," Uncle Steve says in his captain voice.

Everyone replies with "yes sir" mockingly and Thor goes to flip two tables onto their sides.

Just as we are about to be behind the tables bullets start flying and we all jump behind them being shielded from the on coming fire.

For the next 20 minutes chaos is unleashed as we fight to see who wins. All the classes included mine have been moved to the side of the room out of harms way.

Blue team wins, thank Odin so we can pick what to eat and what film to watch.

My dad starts to approach me and has a smile on his face along with mine.

He pulls me into a hug and everyone joins.

Then my dad says "see it wasn't that bad."

I laugh lightly at that.

Suddenly we are pulled out of out happy bubble as someone screams, "WHAT THE FUCK IS PENIS PARKER DOING. HUGGING AND HAVING A WAR WITH THE AVENGERS."

That someone is Flash, and I can tell that he is dead by all of the evil murderous looks appearing on all my family's faces.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY SON!" Dad asks anger evident on his face and in his voice.

Flash visibly pales at that and stutters out "yo-your s-s-son?"

"Yes, my son, and their nephew," dad replies coldly gesturing to the avengers around him.

"I suggest you never ever look or talk to my son again. One wrong move and you will be dead before you can even blink. DO. I. MAKE. MYSELF. CLEAR," My dad says with each word walking closer to Flash.

By now it looks like he is going to piss himself and just nods.

My dad then turns to everyone, "one word about this to anyone and you are all sued and will never get a good job, go to college or have a good life."

Everyone starts to nod not knowing what else to do.

He then turns back to me and throws his arm over my shoulder and we start walking out my family trailing behind glaring at anyone and everyone.

"Well that was fun," my dad says, looking down at me.

"You're not angry?" I question worriedly.

"No kid, just next time let me know, ok buddy."

I nod and hug him happy i have my family and Flash won't bother me again.

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