《The Slump God (Stokeley Imagines)》A/N
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I swear that I was really finna update with TWO CHAPTERS for y'all but my momma literally just shat on my self esteem.
As we all know, ya girl, this dearest writer hear, has Major Depression, anxiety, and may be Bi-polar. Half the time i try not to let that shit get me down but hey- shit happens right?
Welp, apparently I'm just shit at everything.
My mom forced me to cook and I accidentally messed up the noodles. SOO she starts yelling at me like I did it on purpose- "So just 'cus you all butt hurt mean you 'gon mess up the food!"
I told her no and I told her "I just don't wanna be bothered, Ion want to be messed with today.I don't want to deal wit y'all I just want to be alone" Notice the keyword I said it as if I meant it, but really I want to be alone all the time and this rant is exactly the reason why.
If you follow me and get updates from me from my message board (You'll know I don't update often) you'll know I suffer from Major Depressive Disorder and that all though my medicines are supposed to regulate my emotions, they don't. But when I don't take them they make me extraordinarily sick. But that's beside the point, I really was finna update for y'all but I'm literally just emotionally exhausted all over again. Not to mention my 16th birthday is on the 22nd of this month (Ya girl is a cusp suck iiiiiiittttt!!!!!) and I have literally zero friends and nothing to do. (I sound like a emo kid ugh)
I forgot where this was going, I just wanted to let y'all know I'm still alive even though I haven't updated in like a fucking month or w.e, I swear I'm gonna update sometime this week. I absolutely pinky-promise 🤙 💓 🤙 💓 🤙
All the love to you babies
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