It was near the end of winter, just the day before Christmas. Luna was reborn as Madara Uchiha.

Now we find her being reborn.......

In the infirmary we find the uchiha clan head Tajima Uchiha and the Uchiha matriarch Tsuki Uchiha. With the latter giving brith.

Where am I? Last thing I remember was talking to that sage. Why is it hot, it feels like I'm in a oven.......why can't I move.

She brushed her arms around something that felt soft, but wet at the same time.

What was that?! Why can't I open my eyes? And why the hell is it so hard to move?!!

Luna felt the walls of wherever she was moving a pushing her out of what looked like a hole. She felt the cold air hit her face.

"It's a boy"! Said the uchiha nurse.

Wait what when did I become a boy? Wait....why is there two gaints standing over me?! Wait.....please let this be real!!!!!!

Luna looked down at what looked like tiny fingers and the only thing she thought at the time was......

Yes!!!!!! It worked!!!! Wait.....I better be Madara or else that sage will pay.

With the sage

Hagoromo sneezed. 'Someone must be talking about me'. He thought and went back to whatever he was doing.

Back at the infirmary

Luna cried and than giggles.

"Congratulations Tajima-Sama, Tsuki-Sama, you have a healthy baby boy". said the nurse.

The nurse handed her to what looks to be her mother.

"He looks so cute! What do you what to name him honey"?

"Hn how about Madara". said tajiama.

OH HELL YES!!! Wait this better not be the senju clan I swear.....just say it...

"Madara Uchiha it is....."

"FUCKING YES!!! Thank you woman!!!

"Welcome to the family Madara uchiha!" said Tsuki.

Hahahah and people say karma's a bitch, but it's a good one if it's on your side all the time ahahaahaha!!!!

And December 24th marked the day Luna was reborn as Madara Uchiha.

Oh this world is so fucked up.

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(Day 1 of being a baby)

Okay being a baby is the

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Worst thing that can happen in someone's life. It's so boring and damnit I just had to be reborn as a pre-matured one too.

Tsuki walked in with something that looked like a bottle with milk.

Wait am I not suppose to drink it out of her tits??

Tsuki picked up her son and brought the bottle to her son lip. Madara immediately took the bottle into his mouth.

This is freaking good. I haven't seen Tajima since I was born. Where the hell could that fucker be!?!

After finishing the bottle sleepiness had taken over his body. No matter how hard he tried to over come the sleepiness it was just to powerful.

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(Day 5)

I should start doing my chakra controling thing or whatever its called!! First step locate my chakra!! LET THE TRAINING BEGIN!!!!!

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(1 week)

Okay it took me 3 days to locate my chakra. But in The end it's worth it!! Wait........I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT DO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!! I just love that song!!!! Okay okay back to training!!

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(2 weeks)

Thank the heavens, I can finally manipulate some of my chakra around my body. But I thought madara didn't have a large chakra reserve

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Nah it's probably thanks to Indra

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(2 months)

I'm so fucked up. Why just why of all the people that could have seen me manipulating my chakra why did it have to be my father. BLOODY HELL I SAY BLOODLY HELL!!!!!!

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(4 months)

Okay fuck it. I'm done lying aroud and doing nothing. I want out!! You woman, hey don't leave!!

That said woman left right after cleaning the room.

Damn you woman!!!!

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(7 months)

Hahahahhaha it was fucking price-less I couldn't blame them. Who would thought a 2 month baby could use Chakra and now a 7 month baby who could not only walk, but.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

...............................................................................................................................................................................talk and understand adult words. Ahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!

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(1st brithday)

Yes yes yessssss!!!!! I'm finally turning one, wait should I ask father to train me...........he probably say no so yeah lets not asked.

"Madara your going to meet one of your cousins, please be on your best behavior". Father said with a knowing look that said whatever I said would be turned against me.

And you ask me why I like mother more than you. I just 'scoff' as I took his hand.

"Ah Tajima-san". A young man in about his early 20 called.

"Its good to see you again, Toshiro-san". Father said with a smile. Awwww fuck I hate reunions, this is the reason why I don't like hang out with you.

"This is madara my Son". Father said as he pushed me a little forward.

"I'm Madara Uchiha nice to meet you oji-san. I bowed a little like an oiran would do, what it's not my fault that mother wanted me to teach me how to a proper lady. (Even though I'm a boy)

"Wow he really is a prodigious, he will make a great clan leader one day". Oji-san said. Father nodded his head in agreement.

Duh of course I am, I'm Madara Uchiha!!

"Oh madara meet my daughter, Adira she's 2 years older than you". Oji-san. The girl introduce herself. "Why don't you too go play". Father said. I nodded as she grabbed my hands a took me to wherever were headed too.

BLOODLY HELL I SAY BLOODLY HELL WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST BORN CHILD!!!!!!!!!