[ Writer's POV]

... well, that's Sarah's opinion.

- Hey! They totally are!

- Heeeeh? That's some mathematics lacking over there! I'VE ran over for 20 times, and he's ran over for 21!!!

- You... like.. You deadass COUNT? Like,-

- Can you just.. do a little bit of pshhht! Madara?!

- Hmph.

- Hmph.

- Oi.

- Come closer. *whispering*

- So uh.. *cough* does he ever... like.. do y-you write some.. stuffff.. like extra stuff.. you know like I don't know, some stuff like..

- *exhales* okay, does Hashirama ever masturbate while thinking about me.

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- i knEW IT! And he told me he wasn't!

- How often?

- Heee-yoo! How you feelin today my dear friend?

- Okay quickly has he ever faked an orgasm with me?

- Hey woah what are you planning over there- haha..

- SHHHH!!

- Why the hell are you shouting like tha- hey!

- Heyoo!

- wait what are you doing here?

- I- I don't know?! What are doing here blue-boy?

- H-hey! I asked you to stop calling me that! Straight-hair-straigh- boy!

- Madara, I'm literally gayer than you.

- Yea yea right.

- Ask.

- Huh?

- Ask. Ask your mother.

- Oi.

- Lower your voice while talking to Hashirama.

- Give it a try.

- NO DON'T give it a try?!!! Madara! Stop! Hey you!

- YOU BETTER N O T let Madara leave the house today okay.. please..

- Stop being my babysitter!

- Well I am.. you know, I'm a baby and.. i always sit on your f-

- He started it.

- No he did.

- I-uh.. Can we like.. leave..?

- Okay, nice. Madara!

- Hm?

- I want to babysit you.

- Huh? What do you mea-aaaaah *gasping* You filthy soul.

- That's a yes. Nice. Bye-byee! It was nice meeting you all.. readers..? A-Anyway, byye!

- I'm watching you.

- Cut it out now you two, come on Madara move your ass so mine can rela-

- PSHHHH!!!

- okay okay i'm sorry, I'm leaving, come on Madara.

- Okay but don't take too long..

- I feel like 5 or like I'm being stalked. And also, why do all of them have double chins?

- Okay, sorry sorry.. I'm listening.

- Hmm.. not really..

- Ermm.. i don' know... like.. about what?

- Get out of here..

- ...

- I-I don't know what you're- what you're talking about.

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- I want him to move in with me because i love him and I love being around him.

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[ I hope it wasn't too boring, tryed a new style hehe ]