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One morning Patton had finished making breakfast for everyone and asked to talk to Logan real quick before everyone ate.
Logan saw no harm in it and agreed to it, so Patton led him out to the hallway.
He looked Logan right in the eyes and stated, "We should Netflix and chill some time."
Before skipping off to make plates.
Logan doesn't know what it means- But he can't ask because Patton's already left.
That's fine. He'll look through his vocab cards later and find out.
So he looks through his vocab cards during a video, figuring he might as well find out what Patton had meant earlier while he's looking for something to say.
And then finds out what it means.
He dies during the video right then and there-
And Patton knows.
Patton knows what he did.
As Logan is dying, his face flushed red and he's curling in on himself on the floor the other's all ask about what happened-
Virgil says, "Uhh Teach? You find a not so good card in there?"
Roman continues, "Yeah nerd, you okay?"
Thomas had immediately after noticing said, "Logan? You alright?"
And Patton just grins, saying, "Yeah Logie bear, you doin' alright?"
Remus sinks up because of the commotion, and picks up the card to read it and when he sees what it says he starts laughing, because he's Remus and we all know he eavesdropps on the light sides, so he heard their conversation that morning.
Roman just looks over at his brother and asks what's up, like, "Hey uh, bro, what'd he find in there-?" kinda concerned for the teacher-
Remus hands the card to Roman in explanation, still laughing.
So Roman reads it, still confused beyond belief, and then out of the corner of his eye he sees patton grinning, and he quickly connects the dots and starts laughing too
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Soon Roman and Remus are just on the floor trying to catch their breath from how hard they've been laughing over this.
Soon Patton's grin becomes a smirk as Roman and Remus have calmed down, because now that no one is talking or even making any noise in general, everyone can hear Logan mumbling things to himself like he does when trying to figure something out.
"Patton..... But..... He..... Innocent..... Pat....."
And Patton is full on just watching Logan with a smirk plastered across his face in satisfaction, because he broke Logic.
Soon Virgil and Thomas look over at Patton because of all the mumbling and slowly realize what'd happened.
"Uhm. Maybe we'll finish this video tomorrow-" Thomas said.
Virgil and Patton agreed as Remus whined, "Aw, but it was just getting interesting!"
Patton kneeled down next to Logan and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Aw, don't worry kiddo, I'm sure it'll be pretty interesting tomorrow as well when Logie can barely stand," Patton chirped.
Remus said, "Have fun!" as Thomas, Roman, and Virgil silently agreed to pretend they hadn't heard that.
Patton grinned and said, "Thanks Rem!" before sinking out with Logan.
He did in fact plan on what he'd said would make the video interesting for Remus true.
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