Patton and Remy were hanging out at the mall, sitting on the fountain and talking.

"Okay...if 2 cookies is dangerous, then what's your limit?"

Patton thought, "Hm…...Deceit!"

Remy blinked, "What?"

Patton pointed behind him and Remy turned, and saw Deceit, "Ohhhhhh! I gotcha!" Remy hopped off the fountain and strutted up to him, "Hey, babe. Whatcha doin' here?"

Deceit gazed at him, "What does one do when they come to the mall alone?"

Remy shrugged.

"They avoid imbeciles," And he continued walking away.

"Ouch, man!"

Patton called out, "Janus! Why don't you hang out with us for a bit?"

Janus paused and turned to look at the smiling Patton on the fountain.

"And why would I do that?"

"Because~ you think I'm interesting!"

"Logan mentioned that we should consider your offers of friendship. I will abide him."

"Whatever makes you feel better!"

Remy sat back down next to Patton

Janus rolled his eyes got into a sarcasm battle with Remy. Patton sat and watched with a smile on his face, inserting puns and quips every so often.

Janus was having...fun…

So much fun, that he forgot he was supposed to meet someone.

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Logan was sitting on his bed, Remus at his desk, "So, Remus, what science are you taking?"

"Hmmmm….AP Biology."

"AP?*

Remus cackled, "The more you know, the easier it is to freak someone out."

"Demonstrate."

"I'm gonna tear out your radial bone and use it to wrench out your cardiac and put it in your stomach."

Logan blinked, "That was gruesome."

"Thank you!"

"Why cardiac instead of heart?"

"Sounds cooler."

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I'll spare you this conversation