《te amo, bitch (QUACKITYHQ)》lets make a bet
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reyna laughed, throwing a piece of cheese at alex.
"well, i'm literally streaming tonight." he retorted, picking the cheese up from the table and eating it.
"i know." she smirks. reyna had a plan for the bet alex had came up with. he bet that the first person to reveal that they were dating got 50 gifted subs. the catch was, they couldn't say it flat out, they needed someone else to.
it was all fun, both of them were totally fine with the viewers knowing. they weren't worried about backlash, since most of their fans shipped them anyway.
it started when reyna had ran out of concealer, and unintentionally revealed a small hickey on her neck. chat didn't even notice it until wilbur made a comment about it. instead of addressing it, reyna just winked at the camera, which made everyone freak out. alex quackity, reyna, and queyna were all separately trending on twitter.
alex had a jackbox stream planned tonight, and reyna had something else planned for it. karl, george and ranboo would be playing too.
but in the meantime, reyna wanted to stream too. it was common for reyna to stream before alex so they could do a little stream train. she was planning on doing something interactive with the viewers. she landed on a do not laugh media share stream, since she wasn't feeling too energetic.
after a few hours of it, she ended stream. alex wasn't live yet, so she raided purpled instead. reyna went into the fridge to get something to snack on before she had to join alex's stream.
"JOIN THE CALL!" alex shouts from his room.
"FUCK YOU!" reyna yells back, just for fun. with a can of coke, she heads back into her streaming room to join the call.
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"hey guys." she says as she joins.
"hello!" karl responds first, followed by george and ranboo.
alex joined a short while later, starting up a game of quiplash. there was small amounts of flirting being thrown around, but no one really thought much of it. during the game, alex kept on putting cringe couple like stuff, which was making some people suspicious. karl kept on giggling in his seat, but he didn't say anything.
reyna and alex both looked at alex's chat more than usual, trying to see how everyone was reacting. most of the chat had noticed that they were giving them much more shipping content, but it was mostly jokes.
finally, after literally just flirting over rap battles, ranboo finally spoke up.
"are you two dating?" the second ranboo spoke, he felt awful. he felt like it wasn't his business, and he doubted that if they actually were, they wouldn't want chat to know. but to his surprise, alex and reyna started cheering after he spoke.
"LET'S GO!" karl shouted with them.
"I WON!" reyna said repetitively.
"no, no you didn't." alex stopped yelling. the two started arguing instantly, leaving everyone else in the call in confusion. karl knew what they were doing, but laughed at his friends.
"wait, what?" george stuttered. instead of responding, reyna ran into alex's room, shouting the whole way.
they kept on cursing at each other as alex hugged reyna tightly, reyna wrapping her arms around him.
"this is the weirdest thing i've ever seen." ranboo said.
"yeah, we're dating." alex beamed.
"well, chat's gonna love that one." karl continued to giggle.
reyna went back into her room, finishing the last game for jackbox. alex ended the stream about an hour later and chat was still going crazy. both of them were trending on twitter, along with multiple other things that involved them.
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after stream, karl congratulated the two.
"oh my god, you guys are serious?" george asked.
"yeah, i know, the bar is at the floor." reyna laughs.
"hey, what the fuck is that supposed to mean." alex laughs with her.
"thank you, karl."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION."
"okay, but who won the bet?" reyna mumbles. she laid her head on alex's chest, letting him carefully play with her hair. the reason why reyna didn't let people touch her hair was because it was so curly and people would tend to mess it up or get it tangled, but alex was so careful with it, it was like he was sculpting the curls.
"it doesn't matter to me." alex said gently. he wasn't tired, but he was very comfortable with the girl of his dreams laying on him.
"you're a fucking dork." reyna laughs. the tv was on, but neither of them was watching whatever what was playing.
"yeah." alex agreed with a grin. "but now you're stuck with me."
"don't remind me." reyna continued to laugh.
"you're so mean!" he flicked her head, laughing with her.
"this is abuse." she says in between giggles. nothing they were saying was too funny, but they both were gasping for air.
"god i love you." alex says randomly.
"te amo, bitch."
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