What ?

What ?!

I thought you liked Auburn.

Are you literally kidding me right now ?!

You love Auburn. That is like so obvious. But there you are, dumb and stupid as ever..

Are you blind ? You so like her ! You are literally whipped for her !

You're always talking about her..Auburn this, Auburn that..how pretty she is, how beautiful her laugh is, how sassy she is, how adorable she looks when she reads..do I need to go on ?

Gosh you are dumb ! Now tell me, if you had really liked Laura, then why would only talk about Auburn..you like hardly talk about Laura..

Oh really ?! If you didn't love Auburn, then why was she the first person to know about the divorce ? Why did you call her instead of calling of your girlfriend, Laura ?

You have no idea how much you love Auburn..

Listen, it was my duty to tell you all this as a best friend..now, it's your time to act properly..