《The Exciting Arrival》Chapter 12: The Apology (part 2)
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After the song ended, Queenie Bo-Beenie and Lord Sassafras applauded for my precious dwarfskies and Empathy, who all took a bow.
Empathy: You're majesty, I do want to be part of the Jollypalooza.
Queen Delightful: YAYSIES... AGAIN!!!
Lord Starchbottom: Just one thing, why were you singing that one song? Like, what do I mean that it "took so long for you to change?" You've had the same personality since we've met you.
Empathy: It's just part of the song. Get over it, Corn Starch.
Starchbottom: Please stop calling me that.
Empathy: That song was something for me to say that I stole your Delightful Diamond.
Delightful: (beady-eyed) Not the sparkly-warkly one.
Grumpy and Doc: (in unison) Yes, the sparkly-warkly one.
The rational couple both glanced at each other and blushed.
Happy: Hee-hee-hee! You two make an adorable couple!
Starchbottom: So 2 male midgets are cute together? (gags)
Empathy: (gives Starchy a death glare)
Starchbottom: What?!
Empathy: You said "midget"!
Starchy: Is that a problem?!
Empathy: It sure is! Why would you call 2 circular barbells floomin'"midgets" and think that they don't work well together?!
Bashful: She said floom! (faints)
Dopey: (whistles "I got you, Bash!" and catches Bashful in his arms)
Starchy: What is happening right now?! (to the queen) Queen Delightful, I'm gonna go to my room... for the rest of the story.
Sleepy: 😠 Again with the fourth wall breaking!
Sneezy: (pats his best buddy on the back) It's okay, Sleepster. Even breaking the fourth wall isn't the greatest in all the galaxy.
Starchy went to his room without hesitation as Delightful wanted to hear more about the Delightful Diamond.
Delightful: So you, Empathy, stole the Delightful Diamond?
Empathy: Yes, your highness.
Doc: But she did return it before you arrived.
Delightful: Oh, really?
Grumpy: Yes, did you not see it?!
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Doc: (smacks his soulmate)
Grumpy: I mean... (zips his own mouth shut)
Empathy: It looked so... sparkly, and I'm not like the Glooms where I wanted it all to me, myself and I. What I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry for stealing it.
Sneezy: That's our Empathy!
Empathy: (gives Sneezy a giant grin)
Delightful: Empathy, I haven't known you the longest, and neither has Lord Starchbottom, but I know that you're kind, clever and courageous, and I see that you're wanting to change your ways, even if you weren't actually a bad person to begin with, but I do accept your apology.
Empathy: Oh, thank you, your highness! (hugs the queen)
Delightful: (quickly returns the embrace)
Happy: Now let's end this... episode off with a little tune!
The queen and Empathy ended their hug and Bashful woke up after he had fainted.
Empathy: Hit it, Hap!
Happy's guitar went wild as he started singing.
Happy: 🎵Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Make beauty stay if I take my life?🎵
The 6D, Empathy and Delightful: Woooooah!
Bashful: 🎵With just a look, they shook and heavens bowed before him!🎵
Empathy: 🎵Simply a look can break your heart.🎵
Sleepy: 🎵The stars that pierce the sky, he left them all behind.🎵
Sneezy: 🎵We're left to wonder why, he left us all behind!🎵
Grumpy and Doc: 🎵Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Make beauty stay if I take my life?🎵 Woooooah!
Dopey: (whistles 🎵Dreams of his crash won't pass. Oh, how they all adored him, beauty will last when spiraled down.🎵)
Delightful: 🎵The stars that mystified, he left them all behind. And how his children cried, he left us all BEHIND!!!🎵
Dwarves, Empathy and Delightful: 🎵Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Make beauty stay if I take my life?🎵 Woooooah!
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Doc: 🎵What's the hook, the twist within this verbose mystery? I would gladly bet my life upon it!🎵
Grumpy: 🎵That the ghost you love, your ray of light will fizzle out without hope!🎵
Bashful: 🎵We're the empty set just floating through, wrapped in skin. Ever searching for what we were promised.🎵
Delightful: 🎵Reaching for that golden ring, we'd never let go. Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?🎵
Bashful: (blushes)
Happy,Sneezy and Sleepy: 🎵Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Make beauty stay if I take my life?🎵 Woooooah!
Dwarves, Empathy and Delightful: 🎵Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Make beauty stay if I take my life?🎵 Woooooah!
The song ended, and so did the... episode. Well, it ended off with the 9 all going in for a long group hug.
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