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My precious dwarfskies were still trying to search for Empathy. To pass the time, Happy started strumming on his guitar and he insisted that Grumpster and Doc sing the next song.
Happy: I insist that you 2 lovebirds sing the song for this chapter.
The adorable sleeper just hates it whenever ANYONE breaks the fourth wall.
Sleepy: 😠 Dagnabit, Happy!
Grumpy: (blushes to Doc) Why did Happy call us lovebirds?
Doc: (blushes back) Let's just get to the song.
The rational couple both begin to sing what they're about to sing.
Doc: 🎵Bones shatter fall apart and hit the floor, if it doesn't thrill you it doesn't matter anymore. Bones shatter, baby, don't go out this time.🎵
Grumpy: (blushes even harder) Oh, so now you're calling me "baby"? I can't believe you, Doc! 🎵No matter where you been or who you are, if it doesn't kill you it's sure to leave a horrible scar. Bones shatter, baby, don't go out this time.🎵 I regret that completely.
Doc: 🎵So what's another stenge, not a fan, a million miles away? And what's he gonna do to me that I haven't already seen? You'll never stop me, you know it's everything to me.🎵
Both: 🎵We'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. We're not making this up so just write another letter, I'll be fine! Alive again, another day, I'm not afraid to get over. Never stop 'cause we're only getting better, I'll be fine!🎵
Grumpy: 🎵I've been better, I've seen a brighter side of life, but any friend of the favors a friend of mine. Bones shatter, baby, don't go out this time.🎵 For the love of cheesy towers, I STILL REGRET IT!!!
Doc: 🎵So what's another stenge, not a fan, a million miles away? And what's he gonna do to me that I haven't already seen?🎵
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Grumpy: 🎵You'll never stop me, you know it's everything to me!🎵
Mechanic Menace and Cheese Critic: 🎵We'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. We're not making this up so just write another letter, I'll be fine! Alive again, another day, I'm not afraid to get over. Never stop 'cause we're only getting better, I'll be fine!🎵
Doc: 🎵I'll be fine!🎵
Grumpy: 🎵You were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me!🎵
Bowtie and Flowerpot: 🎵We'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. We're not making this up so just write another letter, I'll be fine! Alive again, another day, I'm not afraid to get over. Never stop 'cause we're only getting better, I'll be fine!🎵
Doc: 🎵Alive again, another day!🎵
Grumpy: 🎵A way to get over. (Doc: Alive again, another day!)🎵
Both: 🎵A way to get over.🎵
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