《The Exciting Arrival》Chapter 6: Oh, floomin' bean sauce!
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It turns out that Empathy ran off somewhere in Jollywood after she rushed out of the castle, now the 7D are out looking for her around the village.
Sleepy: Empathy, where are you?
Bashful: Yoohoo! Empathy! I really like your name!
Happy: 🎵Where, oh where, oh whe-🎵
Grumpy: For cryin' out loud, Happy! This is no gosh darn time for singin'!
Mechanic Menace placed a hand on Cheese Critic's shoulder
Doc: I'm not sure if we could actually find her, fellas. We've only met her approximately 45 minutes ago, so there's still a 100% chance that we might find her!
Sneezy: Where do you think she could be, Dopey?
Dopey: (whistles, then sniffs the ground, following a trail of drips of maple syrup)
Bashful: So she went to Waffle Chalet and she took her waffles... to the cottage?
The other 6 were silent for a few seconds, then they all agreed with what Bashful just guessed what happened when they saw the maple syrup trail on the ground.
The 6D: Works for us!
Happy: Can I sing a s-
Grumpy and Doc: Fine!
Bashful: Wait, Happy. Can I sing this time?
Happy: Be my guest, Bash.
Like I've said countless times before, Happy began strumming on his guitar and then Bashie-Cakes started singing as the dwarves all followed Dopey and the trail of syrup that could lead to anything.
Bashful: 🎵It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry". Five days since you laughed at me, saying "Get that together, come back and see me". Three days since the living room, I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you. Yesterday, you'd forgiven me, but it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry.🎵
The snoozer and the sneezer joined along in the song .
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Sleepy: 🎵Hold it now and watch the hoodwink as I make you stop, think. You'll think you're looking at Aquaman. I summon fish to the dish-🎵
Grumpy: Although I like the Chalet Swiss.
Doc: (giggles and pats Grumpy's shoulder)
Grumspery blushed as he saw Doc's hand on his shoulder.
Sleepy: 🎵I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan!🎵
Sneezy: 🎵Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes. Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value. Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits, you try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through.🎵
Both: 🎵Gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinking aching shake. I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours. Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know. The vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver.🎵
Sneezy, Sleepy and Bashful: 🎵How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad. I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will. I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of taking off my shirt.🎵
Bashful: 🎵It's been one week since you looked at me.🎵
Sleepy and Sneezy: 🎵Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy".🎵
Bashful: 🎵Five days since you tackled me.🎵
Sleepy and Sneezy: 🎵I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.🎵
Bashful: 🎵It's been three days since the afternoon. You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon. Yesterday, you'd forgiven me and now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry.🎵
My precious dwarfskies all noticed the syrup trail stopped right at the front door of the cottage.
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Dopey: (whistles in concern)
The lovable whistler opened the door and they all went inside. Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy each continued to sing the song as all of them searched for Empathy around the cottage.
Sneezy: 🎵Chickity China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'. Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison. I hope the Smoking Man's in this one.🎵
Sleepy: 🎵Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic. Like Sting, I'm tantric. Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy. Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films. But if I did they'd have a Samurai.🎵
Bashful: 🎵Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing. Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes (blushes) that make me think the wrong thing.🎵
Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: 🎵How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad. I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? You soon will. I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of losing my shirt.🎵
Sleepy: 🎵It's been one week since you looked at me. Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry". Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do".🎵
Sneezy: 🎵Three days since the living room. We realized we're both to blame but what could we do? Yesterday, you just smiled at me 'cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.🎵
Bashful: 🎵It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.🎵
Sneezy: 🎵It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi".🎵
Sleepy: High-four, Sneeze-man!
The two gave each other a high-four, then them and Bashful finished the song.
Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: 🎵Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.🎵
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