《The Exciting Arrival》Chapter 3: The #1 Fan
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My precious dwarfskies were surprised to see that a 20-year-old hooded figure would try to steal the Delightful Diamond and a bunch of crap that's underneath Starchbottom's bed. She was still holding the bed so that she could take the stuff under it, but then she placed it back down gently to it's rightful spot, led down her hood and begin reaching something out from her left hoodie pocket.
Bashful: FLOPPIN' SCHLOPPIN' FLOOM!!!! (hides behind Dopey in fear) SHE'S GRABBING OUT A WEAPON!!!!
Dopey: (whistles "Oh noooo!", then zips his eyes shut)
Sneezy and Sleepy: (both hugging each other, frightened) Oh, what could it be?!
Just then, Dopey unzipped his eyes and saw what the figure was holding.
Dopey: (whistles "That isn't a weapon.")
The dwarves each saw that the figure was holding out a large piece of artwork of all of them with her.
Grumpy: What in Gorgonzola's name?
Doc: Hmm... Dopey's right, fellas. This isn't anything dangerous at all!
Happy: It's a lovely portrait of us smiling and having a happy time!
The cheerful dwarf walked up to the figure and shook her hand with gratitude.
Happy: My name is Happy, and these are my best pals! Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Doc and we can't forget about Grumpy.
The 5D: Hi, hello!
Grumpy: Meh.
Happy: And what shall we call you, ma'am?
Figure: (clears throat) I am Empathy . I'm able to share... or understand the feelings of someone else. Like, for example, (points at Grumpy) Grouchy has feelings for someone who he's really close with.
Grumpy: (looks at Doc, then back at her) Uh, no I don't!
Empathy: Yes, you do!
Sneezy: I don't mean to change the subject, but what exactly is this portrait for?
Empathy: That was in my hoodie so that you all can sign it. I'm a major fan of each one of you!
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Only 6 of them signed the portrait, each with their own signature and color. But all is left was for Grumpster to do so, but he refused.
Doc: C-mon, Grumpster. She's just a harmless, loyal fan! She wouldn't hurt a fly!
Grumpy: (blushes at when Doc called him Grumpster ) F... fine! I'll sign the flibbin' flabbin' art!
A mechanical hand in Doc's hat gave Grumpy a pen so that he could sign it. After that, Grumpy gave the pen back to the hand and it went back in Doc's hat, then he crossed his arms and looked away from Empathy, who then grinned at each of the signatures of her idols.
Empathy: Thank you, all of you!
Happy: Our most pleasure, Empathy!
Empathy: (shrills ) Can I sing a song with each of you!
Happy: We'd be delighted!
Grumpy: No, we won't!
Doc: Just let it go.
Grumpy: Oh, so you're bringing up that horrible song?! Fascinating, Doc!
The cheerful dwarf grabbed out his guitar and started strumming it, he let the others start off the song, starting with Sleepster.
Sleepy: 🎵Please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music! Please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music!🎵
Dopey: (whistles 🎵It's gettin' late, I'm making my way over to my favorite place! I gotta get my body moving, shake the stress away!🎵)
Sneezy: 🎵I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way, possible candidate, yeah!🎵
Bashful: 🎵Who knew that you'd be up in here lookin' like you do. You're making stayin' over here impossible. Baby, I'ma say your aura is incredible, if you don't have to go, don't!🎵
Grumpy: 🎵Do you know what you started? I just came here to party, but now we're rockin' on the dance floor, actin' naughty!🎵
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Doc: 🎵Your hands around my waist, just let the music play. We're hand in hand, chest to chest, and now we're face to face!🎵
Happy: 🎵I wanna take you away, let's escape into the music, DJ, let it play!🎵
Empathy: 🎵I just can't refuse it, like the way you do this, keep on rockin' to it! Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!🎵
The 7D and Empathy: 🎵I wanna take you away, let's escape into the music, DJ, let it play! I just can't refuse it, like the way you do this, keep on rockin' to it! Please don't stop the, please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!🎵
Dopey: (whistles 🎵Baby, are you ready? ’Cause it's getting close. Don't you feel the passion ready to explode?🎵)
Happy: 🎵What goes on between us, no one has to know, this is a private show, oh!🎵
Sneezy: 🎵Do you know what you started? I just came here to party, but now we're rockin' on the dance floor, actin' naughty!🎵
Sleepy: 🎵Your hands around my waist, just let the music play. We're hand in hand, chest to chest, and now we're face to face!🎵
Grumpy and Doc: 🎵I just can't refuse it, like the way you do this, keep on rockin' to it! Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!🎵
The 7D and Empathy: 🎵I wanna take you away, let's escape into the music, DJ, let it play! I just can't refuse it, like the way you do this, keep on rockin' to it! Please don't stop the, please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!🎵
Happy and Empathy: 🎵Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Please don't stop the music, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa!🎵
Bashful: 🎵Please don't stop the music! Please don't stop the music...🎵
Dopey: (whistles 🎵I wanna take you away, let's escape into the music, DJ, let it play! I just can't refuse it, like the way you do this, keep on rockin' to it! Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!🎵)
The 7D and Empathy: 🎵I wanna take you away, let's escape into the music, DJ, let it play! I just can't refuse it, like the way you do this, keep on rockin' to it! Please don't stop the, please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!🎵
Sleepy and Bashful: 🎵Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Please don't stop the music, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa!🎵
Empathy: 🎵Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa, mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa! Please don't stop the music...🎵
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